When I first met Josh, I walked into a Disney screening room ... and he's sitting there talking to all these executives, like he's holding court, ... I say 'You've got to be kidding me. Josh, are you even old enough to have chest hair?' And he says 'No, but you should see my back.' He's a funny little kid who would talk you out of your shoes and sell them back to you.


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