When I have to replace my picnic tables, that's criminal,

Well, while you were in the bathroom, I sat down at this picnic table here in Bumblefug, Kentucky, and noticed that someone had carved that GOD HATES FAG, which, aside from being a grammatical nightmare, is absolutely ridiculous. So I'm changing it to 'God Hates Baguettes.' It's tough to disagree with that. Everybody hates baguettes.

This is a popular spot for visitors with picnic tables and trails. It is fortunate that no one was in the area when she shot the rifle.

We really fill up on summer weekends. There are picnic tables spread throughout, but we also have four picnic shelters. A lot of people just enjoy sitting on a blanket on the ground.

fell for Peter Lorre on screen when he made suave simpering so amusing in 'The Maltese Falcon.'

When you lose guys like that, you have to find a way to replace them.