When one reads Bibles, one is less surprised at what the Deity knows than at what He doesn't know

You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.

It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.

One can enjoy a rainbow without necessarily forgetting the forces that made it

The Bible is a mass of fables and traditions, mere mythology