When you are ill make haste to forgive your enemies, for you may recover.

PITIFUL, adj. The state of an enemy of opponent after an imaginary encounter with oneself.

Rum, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.

Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact

Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

RATTLESNAKE, n. Our prostrate brother, _Homo ventrambulans_.