When you are unemployed, weekends are seven days long.

Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.

Some people are unemployed because they lack the minimum required education. Others are unemployed because they lack the minimum required obedience.

12% of dreams create jobs. 88% of jobs destroy dreams.

Many a woman would not be in a relationship with or married to her man, if he earned half of what he earns; and many a man would not be in a relationship with or married to his woman, if he earned twice as much as he earns.

If the food that one ate the night before were somehow able to be seen and identified through one’s clothes throughout the day, millions of employees would each fast ten or so days before their payday.