Why aren't you girls out stealing hubcaps or shoplifting like normal children?

C'mon, let's go in my room and abuse drugs and stuff!

Maybe I'm just sick of putting more into this friendship than I get out of it.

Dear Josh, we stopped by to fuck you but you didn't answer the door. Therefore you are gay.
Sincerely, Tiffany and Amber.

Parents have been amazed to see their teenagers become black belts but with the ability to sit down and totally focus on their school homework.

For every girl I thought I was uncomplicated sex, it wasn't. Put it this way: if you can't see the complication, you're probably it.