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Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.


Robert Heinlein

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for their very brevity, sweet,
then beast lives are sweeter still...
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OSCAR ISAAC It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?
ELEANOR H. PORTER I used to love dogs until I discovered cats.
NAFISA JOSEPH Dogs come when they are called; cats take a message and get back to you.
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KELLY JONES Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
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ANONYMOUS In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
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ANONYMOUS He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
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HONORE DE BALZAC If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
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LIN Yü-TANG I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.
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JOAN BAEZ Women like silent men. They think they're listening.
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JIM BACKUS She is not made to be the admiration of all, but the happiness of one.
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MARY FRANCES BERRY Woman was God's second mistake.
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ROGERS The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
IRWIN COREY It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
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BARBARA WALTERS A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry is to a woman.
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JUDITH ANDERSON They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in congress you know that the filibuster was i...
CLARE BOOTH LUCE When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.
MAE WEST The society of women is the element of good manners.
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PAULINE THOMASON I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
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ROBERT A. HEINLEIN I was there to see beautiful naked women. So was everybody else. It's a common failing.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN The trouble with conspiracies is that they rot internally.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Butterflies are not insects,' Captain John Sterling said soberly. 'They are self-propelled flowers.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Butterflies are self propelled flowers.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN The Universe was a damned silly place at best . . . but the least likely explanation for its existen...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own... Jealousy...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with hi...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN One could write a history of science in reverse by assembling the solemn pronouncements of highest a...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Political tags - such as royalist, communist, democrat, populist, fascist, liberal, conservative, an...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Goodness without wisdom always accomplishes evil.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN The most preposterous notion that Homo sapiens has ever dreamed up is that the Lord God of Creation,...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN For me, politeness is a sine qua non of civilization.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acqui...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
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