Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy.

Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor.

I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks!”
-Totie Fields-

You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition.

I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.

It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make it up as you go along.