Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy.


Joel McHale

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BEN EDLUND
I feel like comedy is where I'm most at ease, but I also have an allergy to silly jokes.
JONATHAN LEVINE
Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart, sexy comedy.
LISA KUDROW
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ILANA GLAZER
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EMRAAN HASHMI
Yeah, well I've always played comedy. My background is musical comedy theatre and that's rea...
CHRISTOPHER WALKEN
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CHRISTOPHER WALKEN
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TOMMY CHONG
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DEMETRI MARTIN
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EVAN PETERS
I think my strongest suit is comedy. I certainly have limits in other areas.
EMMA CAULFIELD
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PATRICIA RICHARDSON
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JAMES JOYCE
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DARREN BOYD
Sometimes my mum is very disapproving of my comedy.
REBEL WILSON
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SANDRA BULLOCK
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ALEXANDRA PETRI
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CHRIS PRATT
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BEN SCHWARTZ
I like to describe my stuff as observational comedy.
LILLY SINGH
Peter Sellers is my great comedy hero.
CHRISTOPHER GUEST
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
MEL BROOKS
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
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JASPER FFORDE
I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are y...
BRUCE ROBINSON
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BENIGNO AQUINO III
I don't do comedy so much although I would like to do a comedy.
AARON ECKHART
Physical comedy is my favorite thing in the world to do.
JASON BIGGS
When I first started doing my comedy act, I just desperately needed material. So I took literally ev...
STEVE MARTIN
I couldn't write a happy movie or romantic comedy to save my life. Yes, Noel Coward's an ido...
JOHN LOGAN
Fate cast me to play the role of an ugly duckling with no promise of swanning. I have played my life...
MARIE DRESSLER
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DAVID DEANGELO
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ADAM DEVINE
I've always tended to write comedy, but I'd hate to just write some kind of sitcom or a ligh...
DAVID THEWLIS
I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks!”
-Totie Fields-
DAVID DEBACCO
My theory is that comedy comes from little people.
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To create a comedy major, I ended up starting a comedy night in the basement of my dorm, and I promo...
EUGENE MIRMAN
Well my biggest dream is to be in a romantic comedy.
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MAHESH BABU
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I have always felt comedy and tragedy are roommates. If you look up comedy and tragedy, you will fin...
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JAMES WAN
I have an Italian comedy at the Venice Film Festival.
ROBERT ENGLUND
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MIRANDA HART
In every tragedy, an element of comedy is preserved. Comedy is just tragedy reversed.
WISLAWA SZYMBORSKA
Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.
SID CAESAR
I think comedy is more my instinct and more what I'm geared towards.
AUSTIN PECK
I found I had the ability to do comedy. My timing was really inborn.
YVONNE DE CARLO
When people say, 'How did you start in comedy,' I say my family was kidnapped by ninjas when...
HANNIBAL BURESS
Many people mistakenly think of farce as broad low comedy. In fact, it's polished high comedy.
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EDDIE MCCLINTOCK
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SOFIA VERGARA
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I think comedy is more my instinct and more what I'm geared towards.
AUSTIN PECK
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Applaud my friends, the comedy is over...
[on his death bed]
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I want to do a romantic comedy. Like a 'When Harry Met Sally' romantic comedy... A really sw...
ZOE MCLELLAN
I love comedy. Playing the underdog, and getting the laughs is my form of entertainment. I could thi...
EUGENE LEVY
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RITA ORA
I'd never made a teen comedy in my life.
HARVEY WEINSTEIN
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CARROT TOP
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HARI KONDABOLU
I think that there's a fine line between comedy and drama. I think that ultimately, the less win...
MICHAEL MOSLEY
I was supposed to write a romantic comedy, but my characters broke up.
ANN BRASHARES
My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
ADAM SANDLER
When I grew up, one of comedy idols was Rowan Atkinson, who of course is Mr. Bean and uses physical ...
RHYS DARBY
My idol is Bea Arthur. I really tried to follow her example. She is one of my comedy 'she-roes.&...
VALERIE AZLYNN
I like situational comedy when people are being completely serious and yet you can find something ex...
BRUCE ROBINSON
I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy.
TODD BARRY
My favorite genre is definitely romantic comedy. I love 'When Harry Met Sally.'
DYLAN LAUREN
Comedy is my choice, as it's what I've always enjoyed doing.
BELINDA STEWART-WILSON
I started to develop my comedy skills when I became resident singer at the Boggery Folk Club in Soli...
JASPER CARROTT
My comedy is like a golem, it obtains it's power from the truth.
JAIRO FERNáNDEZ
My hair was long with a fringe, and people would make jokes, calling me Britney and Lady Gaga.
YOLANDI VISSER
My comedy comes from pain. I can't stand to see someone hurting.
BERNIE MAC
I would like to play an average guy. I would have loved to play opposite John Candy in a movie. That...
WARWICK DAVIS
My father was a really funny guy. He lived a good long life. And he was the reason I wanted to be fu...
CAROL LEIFER
I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and tell...
ADAM CAROLLA
The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or well intended halfness; a non perf...
RALPH WALDO EMERSON
It's funny, because when I was in college, all my professors said, 'You should do comedy....
RACHAEL HARRIS
Who would ever have thought that I would win in the comedy or musical category? Not expected.
JOAQUIN PHOENIX
Dad loved movies, and I grew up with British comedy. My ultimate favourite is Peter Sellers.
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We'll see if he's one of those kind of players.
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JOEL FUHRMAN
Reducing dietary salt is not only important for those who already have elevated blood pressure - lim...
JOEL FUHRMAN
The goal of my diet-style is eating for optimal health and longevity. What greater benefit could the...
JOEL FUHRMAN
Cutting back on calories is not the answer to successful weight loss and successful health... you ha...
JOEL FUHRMAN
I mean we all need a second chance sometimes.
JOEL OSTEEN
We were old sinners - but when we came to Christ we are not sinners anymore.
JOEL OSTEEN
God didn't make a mistake when He made you. You need to see yourself as God sees you.
JOEL OSTEEN
People respond when you tell them there is a great future in front of you, you can leave your past b...
JOEL OSTEEN
God can cause opportunity to find you. He has unexpected blessings where you suddenly meet the right...
JOEL OSTEEN
So we got there at 6 a.m. We'd be shooting by 6:45. We wouldn't break for lunch, we'd ju...
JOEL SCHUMACHER
In my house, I'm not allowed to shout at anybody. It's very strict. It's a very Christia...
JOEL COURTNEY
Without cigarettes, I would be doing heroin, probably, on a daily basis.
JOEL MADDEN
We can move water easily with plastic pipes. We can move shade around with nursery cloth like a tink...
JOEL SALATIN
We control health and pathogenicity by complex multi-speciated relationships through symbiosis and s...
JOEL SALATIN
It's very cliched to go, 'You're not punk.' We don't care if we are, and we don&...
JOEL MADDEN
One of the main reasons that we lose our enthusiasm in life is because we become ungrateful..we let ...
JOEL OSTEEN
Beanie and Cecil was the first cartoon I remember watching and I think there are analogies.
JOEL HODGSON
It's a funny thing because you look at the careers of other filmmakers, and you see them sort of...
JOEL COEN
Why do musicians give so much time to charitable causes? The most humanitarian cause that we can giv...
BILLY JOEL
Don't forget: cruciferous vegetables must be chopped, crushed, or chewed well for maximum benefi...
JOEL FUHRMAN
Omega-3 fatty acids are essential nutrients that we must get from our diets because our bodies canno...
JOEL FUHRMAN
Have you listened to the radio lately? Have you heard the canned, frozen and processed product being...
BILLY JOEL
You love all your characters, even the ridiculous ones. You have to on some level; they're your ...
JOEL COEN
I've crashed my car three times.
BILLY JOEL
It's so hard and impossible to shoot in L.A. The costs are astronomical.
JOEL SILVER
If one dream dies, dream another dream. If you get knocked down, get back up and go again.
JOEL OSTEEN
I think, often with Australian films, if an Australian film has been given the seal of approval by a...
JOEL EDGERTON
I always kind of aim with the action stuff to make it feel like, as an audience member, you're e...
JOEL EDGERTON
No civilization on the brink of collapse has ever changed fast enough to avert collapse.
JOEL SALATIN
Any of us can be happy and have a good attitude when everything is going our way. But I believe it&#...
JOEL OSTEEN
I learned a great lesson early on, even before I was really an actor, from that movie 'Planes, T...
JOEL EDGERTON
Chemicals are not currently tested for their endocrine disruption potential before they are approved...
JOEL FUHRMAN
Well, I haven't really been able to shoot in California for a while. Little movies yeah, but the...
JOEL SILVER
I came out of high school, where my heroes were, like, Michael Jordan and a lot of local rugby playe...
JOEL EDGERTON
Encouragement to others is something everyone can give. Somebody needs what you have to give. It may...
JOEL OSTEEN
My parents are apolitical - no bumper stickers, no yard signs. They don't talk about politics.
JOEL BURNS
Southeast Asia food uses many different types of spices which are quite new to me, like the curry le...
JOEL ROBUCHON
It doesn't matter who likes you or doesn't like you, all that matters is that God likes you....
JOEL OSTEEN
When I was 13, I entered the seminary in the hope of becoming a priest. But I often found myself hel...
JOEL ROBUCHON