You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean....Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty

The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Life's but a day at most.