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GABRIEL GARCíA MáRQUEZ I never go outside unless I look like Joan Crawford the movie star. If you want to see the girl next...
JOAN CRAWFORD Joan Rivers broke down barriers, advocated for free speech, and never apologized for who she was.
JUDY GOLD When Joan Rivers walked through the curtain on 'The Tonight Show,' nobody in my house was al...
JUDY GOLD When the door was opened the occupant was confronted by a man armed with a handgun, ... A shot was t...
WAYNE WILSON He has done shows for celebrities like Regis Philbin and Joan Rivers.
SCOTT KONKOL I hope the guys today who go over to England never forget that John Harkes opened up the door.
TONY MEOLA As much as any one other factor, it opened the door.
BRIAN MATTHEWS He got up and headed, he was going to go to the computer, and I said, 'No, it's not the computer. I ...
JANET NORWOOD I think God opened the door for him. That makes him train even harder. If God's going to open the do...
MARK DEAUGUSTINO I'm not the kind of guy to knock at a door and then when the door is opened not go in.
WILLIAM SAROYAN You see a Donald Trump on TV, just like you'd see Joan Rivers on TV when she was living, and you...
PAM BONDI One night while KLIPH NESTEROFF That I scarce was sure I heard you- here I opened wide the door;- Darkness there, and nothing more.
EDGAR ALLAN POE I was waiting at the door when they opened at 9. I was the first customer.
BILL STETSON Fitz's door was closed, so she knocked before going in.
"I told you, Mr. Snuggles's visiting ho...
SHANNON MESSENGER Oddly enough, Dame Edna is not interested in show business. Her friends in Los Angeles are mostly in...
BARRY HUMPHRIES I think that people should come to Australia through the front door, not through the back door. If p...
TONY ABBOTT I was not beautiful. When I went to Hollywood the beauties were people like Joan Crawford, Hedy Lama...
INGRID BERGMAN I opened the door for a lot of people, and they just ran through and left me holding the knob.
BO DIDDLEY You have wonderful artists like Patty Labelle and Aretha Franklin that have opened up the door and b...
KELLY ROWLAND You have wonderful artists like Patty Labelle and Aretha Franklin that have opened up the door and b...
KELLY ROWLAND Surgery is not going to improve your skin - all it's going to do is make you look tighter, like ...
MARIE HELVIN If a bullet should go through my head let that bullet go through every closet door.
HARVEY MILK Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he n...
DENNIS MILLER All the sudden that door closed – that's a very difficult thing for any athlete. As those opportuni...
GEORGE WING You've got to be smart enough to write and stupid enough not to think about all the things that migh...
SARAH GILBERT And I thought chivalry was dead!"...
"Maybe it is. I opened a door into her head.
KATIE ALENDER When that door closed and the County Commission door opened, Don encouraged me to take the position,
MARIA MITCHELL So many people: Lucille Ball is the earliest incarnation of a woman I thought was funny, Joan Rivers...
CHELSEA PERETTI The 'Great Walk to Beijing' was a fundraiser for my cancer center. It was a three-week trek ...
OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN If I can't make it through one door, I'll go through another door- or i'll make a door. Something te...
RABINDRANATH TAGORE To go home, you usually will use that door over there." I looked where Trom gestured and saw empty s...
JENNIFER PRIESTER When times get hard, unbearable, and there seems to be no hope or way out in sight; remember this: Y...
NICOLE SHURRI HASTINGS The moment I opened the door, he lost it.
JOYCE MILLER Sometimes you just need to go through a door.
RANSOM RIGGS I always wanted to become a good role model for kids as a professional football player. Unfortunatel...
BILL GOLDBERG I jumped up and opened the door and smoke was coming up the stairs, ... We couldn't even come out th...
BILLY HILL I'm smart enough to know to work with smart people.
IDINA MENZEL I'm smart but not enough--just smart enough to have problems.
NED VIZZINI The gates of the rivers shall be opened, and the palace shall be dissolved.
BIBLE He went through a lot of trials and tribulations. He would get hate mail slipped under his dorm room...
GARRETT TEMPLE I always felt that acting was an escape, like having the secret key to every door and permission to ...
EDWARD NORTON Why do I do anything?' she says. 'I'm educated enough to talk myself out of any plan. To deconstruct...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds:

THE END OF THE WORLD ORSON SCOTT CARD Here I opened wide the door;— Darkness there, and nothing more.
EDGAR ALLAN POE I'm not that smart, but I'm smart enough to know that if Usher wants to help you, you let hi...
BLAKE SHELTON She had only to open a door, nothing but a door between the words,just large enough for her and Fari...
CORNELIA FUNKE I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make it through one door, I'll go through an...
RABINDRANATH TAGORE I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make it through one door, I'll go through an...
JOAN RIVERS When I came out of the apartment Steve was, um -- I had him in a chair. As soon as I opened the door...
JOYCE HOLLIMAN I am not really breaking any rules. Charlie said I could never take another step through the door ag...
STEPHENIE MEYER It's in the top 10, ... Those people didn't think I was smart enough.
DENNIS RODMAN I just love the storyline, I thought it was hilarious - I loved that part when we opened the door, w...
CAROLINE DHAVERNAS I reached for the knob. At the same moment it began to melt and transform, turning pink and finally ...
DAVID WONG If you're a star you go through the front door carrying the roses, instead of through the back door ...
ROBERT STACK I think the business community is smart enough to realise that just having a trade union is not enou...
MARJORIE SCARDINO He went to hell and back, to shut the door of his past, he would not let that door be opened again b...
KUSUMASTUTI They never opened the door which leads to the soul.
HENRY MILLER He opened the door to impeachment and rebuttal. He lied to the jury. I think that it overrides the o...
WILLIAM CATALDO I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make it through one door, I'll go th...
RABINDRANATH TAGORE I'm smart enough to know that I'm dumb.
RICHARD FEYNMAN I just love the storyline, I thought it was hilarious - I loved that part when we opened the door, w...
CAROLINE DHAVERNAS I opened my fist to shake your hand, you closed the door and the golden fence.
NORAIN There are two rules I've always tried to live by: turn left, if you're supposed to turn righ...
MALCOLM MCLAREN Dad was at his desk when I opened the door, doing what all British people do when they're freaked ou...
RACHEL HAWKINS I was the first in my family to go to college, and so, growing up, I thought that dressing well open...
JOSEPH ABBOUD After a few rings, my brother, Duduzani, went to ascertain who was at the door. When he peered throu...
JACOB ZUMA Researches reported that they developed a "self-healing" plastic that repairs itself if cracked. The...
TINA FEY Blacks have had to learn to protect themselves by being cynical but not cynical enough to slam the d...
JACKIE ROBINSON When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesn't then go in through the window.
ANONYMOUS The mother-in-law came round last week. It was absolutely pouring down. So I opened the door and I s...
LES DAWSON It was hard enough making the decision where I wanted to go to school the first time, so to go throu...
DAVID PADGETT We fought through the match. It's just that we were just making so many mental mistakes. I kept tell...
CINDY WILLIAMS If you persistently knock, door will definitely be opened.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA I am asking all our countrymen living near rivers to prepare so that we can prevent any tragedy,
JOSEPH ESTRADA I love any discourse of rivers, and fish and fishing.
IZAAK WALTON I was in my room in the back of my bus when I heard a knock, ... I opened the door, and there stood ...
BRAD PAISLEY If I was smart enough to be a doctor, I'd be a doctor. I ain't, so I'm a football player.
DICK BUTKUS (From Boulez, an authorized biography by Joan Peyser)

At the chapel door he [a priest ass...
PIERRE BOULEZ She knocked and waited, because when the door was opened from within, it had the potential to lead s...
LAINI TAYLOR I wasn't smart enough to read relationship books when I was coming up. I learned everything the ...
MICHAEL EALY If we do not understand something we pretend it does not exist .Pretending that something does not e...
GARY F EVANS... I was not prey any longer, I decided as I eased up to that door.
And I was not a mouse.
I ...
SARAH J. MAAS There was the Door to which I found no key; There was the Veil through which I might see
EDWARD FITZGERALD There was the Door to which I found no key; There was the Veil through which I might see.
EDWARD FITZGERALD The moment the door opened I knew an ass-kicking was inevitable. Whether I'd be giving it or receivi...
RACHEL VINCENT Once I got away from him, I was smart enough to stay away from him. To hunt that one is as wise as t...
ROBIN HOBB All that damn therapy you made me go through — and sometimes, Dad, it takes going through hell to ...
RACHEL VAN DYKEN Ladies and gentlemen, tonight, the European Union has opened its door to Turkey,
JOSE MANUEL BARROSO I worked with so many comedians who became big names - so many, I can't even remember some of th...
TRINI LOPEZ I don't think, until you've actually lost somebody you really love, that you can go through ...
FELICITY KENDAL They're the folks that go door to door with retailers.
BOB TOSTERUD There was a door to which I found no key: There was the veil through which I might not see.
OMAR KHAYYAM There was the Door to which I found no key; There was the Veil through which I might not see.
OMAR KHAYYAM ("THE TENT-MAKER") Christ made no distinction, but opened the door wide to woman as to man.
GAIL HAMILTON In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart a...
DAVID SPADE Where are you going?" I asked, feeling guilty for not being able to hang out with him.
"To find...
KIERSTEN WHITE Who’s there?”
“The scratcher of your itch,” he said.
She opened the door a crack a...
JILL SHALVIS I think he feels the door has been opened, and he's getting some shoves from behind.
BRAD AUSMUS

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DOC RIVERS I think audiences sometimes mistakenly assume a quality performance comes from some great emotional ...
RIVERS CUOMO Mara, that's the life I want to give you. That's what I'm offering you. I want to fill you life with...
FRANCINE RIVERS I don't know if it was vital [to get the win], but it was big. We needed the win because I look at t...
DOC RIVERS The interviews have been a little tough due to the fact that we're interviewing dogs. We see a l...
MELISSA RIVERS It didn't go smoothly; it was the most contentious thing I've ever done.
RIVERS CUOMO I don't know what next year will bring. I have no idea. I can tell you I have a lot of ideas for son...
RIVERS CUOMO It's up in the air, ... But in my mind, it's up in the air for every artist. Who knows, really, if t...
RIVERS CUOMO Once he gets in and just plays natural, be himself, he's going to do great. I like this guy. He's no...
MICKEY RIVERS I like watching because that's my style of play, ... When he does what he does, I enjoy it.
MICKEY RIVERS What was the name of that dog on 'Rin Tin Tin'?
MICKEY RIVERS What I really remember is that people camped out everywhere, and the fact everybody expected it migh...
JOHNNY RIVERS These conquerors of the world are slaves to their passions, and someday their passions will bring th...
FRANCINE RIVERS Our boys mean a lot to us. We've been hooked for some time.
ALLEN RIVERS I found that so many people in the music business started out as metalheads in the Eighties - whethe...
RIVERS CUOMO The message that is coming across from the media is clearly, 'Watch out, women, if you're ambitious....
CARYL RIVERS I'm not sitting here all fired up like I've achieved something, ... I'm pleased that I've made some ...
PHILIP RIVERS I'm sure there will be a different report every day for the next six months, and I'm not going to ge...
PHILIP RIVERS