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My mother loved entertaining, and I've followed suit, so we have big celebrations for New Year, Passover, Thanksgiving and birthdays.


Joan Rivers

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PHIL EDWARDS I'm like Cab Calloway: I love the entertainment, and I've loved entertaining people ever sin...
WYCLEF JEAN I've been acting my whole life. I have this huge imagination! I'm a dancer and my mom's ...
NATASHA CALIS The woodcut New Year pictures are usually put up on windows or walls five days before the New Year's...
GUO SHURONG We're beginning some big plans for celebrations all year long.
KAY CRITES We all have special numbers in our lives, and 4 is that for me. It's the day I was born. My moth...
BEYONCE KNOWLES Joan Rivers broke down barriers, advocated for free speech, and never apologized for who she was.
JUDY GOLD The only big things I've purchased are my dad's heart valve and a Rolls-Royce for my parents...
LADY GAGA I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my li...
ABRAHAM LINCOLN I work on holidays. I work on birthdays. I work on New Year's. I work. I keep my ears to the str...
JUICY J I've always been more of a nerdy, academic type. I loved 'Star Wars' growing up. I have ...
MARA WILSON I loved the 'Die Hard' films growing up and the 'Taken' movies. They're so enter...
MICHELLE DOCKERY I worked with so many comedians who became big names - so many, I can't even remember some of th...
TRINI LOPEZ I've loved musical theater ever since I was a kid. My mother's a pianist, and my grandfather...
RACHEL BLOOM I've loved car racing all my life. I watch NASCAR regularly, and drag racing because we have Rac...
QUEEN LATIFAH I always wanted to play Joan of Arc. I've always wanted to do that. Now I'm thinking, 'M...
ELLEN BURSTYN Birthdays don't really matter much anymore ... for me, I sort of have a new birthday and that's Octo...
LANCE ARMSTRONG We arrived the way most emigrant families did. My father came first, and the rest of us - my mother,...
CHANG-RAE LEE We like to celebrate the new year like everybody else. Everybody will be kept in house and in great ...
PETE CARROLL I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES The 'Great Walk to Beijing' was a fundraiser for my cancer center. It was a three-week trek ...
OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN I love New York. I've always loved New York.
EMILIE DE RAVIN I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and new.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and new.
WILL CARLETON At her birthday, my seven-year-old daughter will say that she wants these big cakes and certain expe...
GORAN IVANISEVIC My mother bought me a brand new suit for going away to college. We were poor, but she wanted me to h...
TOM HEINSOHN My mother loved movies, and I loved movies like she loved movies. So I wanted to do that. I'd se...
ANNE MEARA Changes have taken place since year one. When Caruso left, that was a big change. We've been abl...
DENNIS FRANZ I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and the new.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON Real birthdays are not annual affairs. Real birthdays are the days when we have a new birth.
RALPH PARLETTE All the suits I buy have to be tailored, no matter what. But it's not just because of my height;...
APOLO OHNO I've had a very supportive mother my entire life, so I've had strong women around me.
NINA ARIANDA I adore the incredibly tight clothing! My own wardobe's changed - I've streamlined a little ...
CHRISTINA HENDRICKS There's nobody at home But Jumping Joan, And father and mother and I.
GEORGE GASCOIGNE I would be so mad if I saw something called a memoir, and then it was Mike Birbiglia. It would be so...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA I've always loved New Orleans music. I always loved it when the Neville Brothers opened up for t...
BILL KREUTZMANN I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my ch...
SAMANTHA BEE My father loved 'Godard and Truffaut.' He was more artsy. My mom loved the 'Bourne' ...
ALICE BRAGA When Joan Rivers walked through the curtain on 'The Tonight Show,' nobody in my house was al...
JUDY GOLD Our failures in charity are chained to a narrowed vision of the world that makes too much of the dif...
REBECCA GOLDSTEIN I've spent a lot of Thanksgivings on the road with my band, so anytime that I can spend Thanksgi...
RICHIE SAMBORA I bought my first horse when I was 15. I always loved racing and I started studying about breeding a...
DAVID CASSIDY I've been kind of lucky. I've always just kind of followed whatever my passion was, and that...
NAT WOLFF I've never lived in New York. I've never done a play off or on Broadway, so I think that'...
ERIC STONESTREET Each year you can add to the suit, so if we can only pay for the basic suit ... each year senior cla...
ALEX NAJDUCH I've built my whole life around loving music. I'm a writer for 'Rolling Stone,' so I...
ROB SHEFFIELD I just feel like it gets harder and harder every year with Ace getting older and time away from my h...
JENNIE FINCH I basically started performing for my mother, going, 'Love me!' What drives you to perform i...
ROBIN WILLIAMS I've been a Nick Cave fan since the early '80s when he was part of The Birthday Party thing ...
ALEKSANDAR HEMON I've always loved writing, and my heritage has been interesting, growing up in a bi-cultural fam...
MYLENE DINH-ROBIC I have one more year on my contract so this is a big year for me,
BRIAN COOK You're in a bathing suit pretty much all year round working for Victoria's Secret. There'...
ELSA HOSK I tell my children now that they are older, 'If something happens to me... don't make no big...
B. B. KING I've had a relatively charmed life. I loved to be out in the city. New York was my town. I'v...
ALEC BALDWIN It is now common knowledge that the average American gains 7 pounds between Thanksgiving and New Yea...
MARILU HENNER My mother enjoyed old age, and because of her I've begun to enjoy parts of it too. So far I'...
LIONEL BLUE It's also a little sad this year because these are the last shows for Louise. While we're happy abou...
KAY POWELL I've always been pleased with the investments I've made with my friend Albert Frere and I re...
BERNARD ARNAULT I love Thanksgiving. In Canada, we don't really have a lot of history with Thanksgiving, and it&...
MACKENZIE DAVIS I'd love to give my girls a traditional Thanksgiving with turkey and all that jazz, but we'v...
DEBI MAZAR I've managed to get some beautiful bags. I have a great collection, and so does my mother. My fa...
BECKI NEWTON I have always loved lipstick. For women, that love comes from our mother and grandmothers. It's ...
MONICA BELLUCCI I love the big fresh starts, the clean slates like birthdays and new years, but I also really like t...
KRISTIN ARMSTRONG I've always had the greatest respect for and listened to both my father and my mother. I've ...
NEYMAR I always love the soapy conflicts between somebody's family of origin and their new family - ...
JILL SOLOWAY My kids are all pretty big and tough and strong, and I don't worry about them being bullied - th...
ALAN THICKE Men are men. I've been married to my husband for eight years now; we've been together for 16...
TIA MOWRY I am grateful for what I am and have. My thanksgiving is perpetual.
HENRY DAVID THOREAU I've spent many birthdays on a movie set, all great days.
TOM CRUISE I've always loved life, irrespective of all the ups and downs that have filled my journey.
LATA MANGESHKAR I loved my mom so much because she had to work on a penny just to put food on the table... During th...
TONY BENNETT I've never had very high regard for therapists. I owe my health, my mental survival, to my frien...
SALMAN RUSHDIE My father loved music. He loved Motown and R&B, and my mother loved Journey and Fleetwood Mac, s...
ANDRA DAY So many people: Lucille Ball is the earliest incarnation of a woman I thought was funny, Joan Rivers...
CHELSEA PERETTI My parents are divorced, but they have and always are there for me. They've never missed a ball ...
ERIC WINTER I have nothing against turkey. We eat turkey for Thanksgiving in my house.
MARC FORGIONE I don't try to be someone I'm not - I've always followed my heart and trance has always ...
ARMIN VAN BUUREN I appreciate everything that has been done for me. After a difficult start, I've just followed m...
VICTOR ORTIZ I've worked my entire career to try to broaden the perception of the WWE. A lot of folks think b...
JOHN CENA I work every day hard. I put my body through hell. Let me tell you, every year, seven months of the ...
MO FARAH I've always had fond memories of cooking Thanksgiving.
WYLIE DUFRESNE We depend on our rivers and dams for energy, transportation, irrigation and recreation and I will co...
CATHY MCMORRIS RODGERS I've loved reading all my life.
JOHN WAYNE I can't say I ever loved my mother; I admired her.
HUMPHREY BOGART When I was four and my sister six, we got a Susie Homemaker oven for our birthdays.
SHERRY YARD I love my job, I've always loved my job.
SIENNA MILLER When I was in New York, I got to see Joan Rivers do an hour of material, and it blew my mind. I don&...
CHELSEA PERETTI I feel that I can't do certain things that have sent to me, scripts, because I think that really...
BARBARA BILLINGSLEY America has developed a pie tradition unequivocally and unapologetically at the sweet end of the sca...
JANET CLARKSON People like to decorate their homes with lots of symbols for the new year, in the hope of a good yea...
STEVE DANIEL I've always loved fashion so much and I didn't have access to the kind of fashion I really w...
RACHEL ROY I have been incredibly lucky all my life. I've had a family that has loved me and given me incre...
JUSTIN TRUDEAU I've never in my life bought a big piece of jewelry - like, 'I'm gonna get myself a big ...
KARA DIOGUARDI I would love four children because I have a very small family, so I want those big Thanksgiving dinn...
CHRISSY TEIGEN I have a good house for hosting, so we had the barbecues, and some of the guys over for Thanksgiving...
LOGAN MANKINS I lived in New York for 10 years; I followed the Rangers. Now I live in L.A. I want to adopt a team....
ROB RIGGLE That's the one for my tombstone... Here lies David Byrne. Why the big suit?
DAVID BYRNE I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
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PHILIP RIVERS Paul was absolutely sensational tonight. I didn't realize they had 50 and 43. I knew they had a lot....
DOC RIVERS I think audiences sometimes mistakenly assume a quality performance comes from some great emotional ...
RIVERS CUOMO Mara, that's the life I want to give you. That's what I'm offering you. I want to fill you life with...
FRANCINE RIVERS I don't know if it was vital [to get the win], but it was big. We needed the win because I look at t...
DOC RIVERS The interviews have been a little tough due to the fact that we're interviewing dogs. We see a l...
MELISSA RIVERS It didn't go smoothly; it was the most contentious thing I've ever done.
RIVERS CUOMO I don't know what next year will bring. I have no idea. I can tell you I have a lot of ideas for son...
RIVERS CUOMO It's up in the air, ... But in my mind, it's up in the air for every artist. Who knows, really, if t...
RIVERS CUOMO Once he gets in and just plays natural, be himself, he's going to do great. I like this guy. He's no...
MICKEY RIVERS I like watching because that's my style of play, ... When he does what he does, I enjoy it.
MICKEY RIVERS What was the name of that dog on 'Rin Tin Tin'?
MICKEY RIVERS What I really remember is that people camped out everywhere, and the fact everybody expected it migh...
JOHNNY RIVERS These conquerors of the world are slaves to their passions, and someday their passions will bring th...
FRANCINE RIVERS Our boys mean a lot to us. We've been hooked for some time.
ALLEN RIVERS I found that so many people in the music business started out as metalheads in the Eighties - whethe...
RIVERS CUOMO The message that is coming across from the media is clearly, 'Watch out, women, if you're ambitious....
CARYL RIVERS I'm not sitting here all fired up like I've achieved something, ... I'm pleased that I've made some ...
PHILIP RIVERS I'm sure there will be a different report every day for the next six months, and I'm not going to ge...
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