I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.


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I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.
JOAN RIVERS
Aye, well, I've got my garden.
LIKE I
I told my Nike representative, 'Why didn't you guys use me for this?''' Williams said, laughing.
LIKE I
On the interception, I was out of bounds,
LIKE I
casually made his 'abort black fetuses' argument.
LIKE I
I can field my position. If I start worrying about being ready for a line drive too soon that means ...
LIKE I
I told him that he played a great game,'' said Falcons quarterback Michael Vick , who like Manning w...
LIKE I
I was so concerned with getting the ball out of my hands and not taking the sack, that sometimes I t...
LIKE I
I knew I had to throw the ball better,'' Manning said of his poor start.
LIKE I
I think the reason that I have that title or that moniker is because people don't know what to expec...
LIKE I
You're either ready and prepared to take on the task, or you're not,'' he said.
LIKE I
I did not have one butterfly out there today,'' he said.
LIKE I
Married to the Mob.
LIKE I
Hello you're with Drudge.
LIKE I
I don't expect Christian Fundamentalists to reach out to me. They are adamant that homosexuals are i...
LIKE I
throw enough shit at the wall and some should stick?
LIKE I
I'm not happy, that's all I can say about it,'' he said.
LIKE I
I really don't think plastic surgery is a good idea. People who've had it done don't loo...
ELIZA DOOLITTLE
I've never had plastic surgery, but if they made a new invention for making people taller, I'...
ALANNA UBACH
Surgery is not going to improve your skin - all it's going to do is make you look tighter, like ...
MARIE HELVIN
You cant live champagne life,if you cant buy beer.
I DONT KNOW
I've had a little plastic surgery. I've had a little lipo. I've had a little Botox. And ...
JAMIE LEE CURTIS
I had a friend who was a plastic surgeon, so he would do little things. I never had, like, a full th...
JOAN RIVERS
I wish I'd started having kids sooner so I could have had a few more.
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I don't care what I look like. I must be comfortable. Some of my friends have plastic surgery an...
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I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.
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You see a Donald Trump on TV, just like you'd see Joan Rivers on TV when she was living, and you...
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I think women in Hollywood who don't do Botox and plastic surgery are revered. I revere them... ...
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I wish I had been wiser. I wish I had been more effective, I wish I'd been more unifying, I wish...
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I'd never say I'll never have a facelift, but I'm way too scared of looking like a diffe...
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What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I'd realized it sooner.
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I would be so mad if I saw something called a memoir, and then it was Mike Birbiglia. It would be so...
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If I had had plastic surgery, I would have asked for something better than the face you are seeing! ...
MIRANDA HART
The relationships I've had with my girl friends are so powerful and meaningful. Without them I t...
ELLEN PAGE
Man, I have had so much plastic surgery, I don't even recognize myself, sometimes. If I catch a ...
VINCE NEIL
If I could be granted a wish, I'd shine in your eye like a jewel.
BETTE MIDLER
I wish I could always look like I've just finished a really good laugh.
DIANE LANE
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I have had heart surgery three times, so I know what it was like to have pins and needles stuck in y...
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Everyone has that friend who's every day, like, 'I hate my nose, I hate my nose, I hate my n...
LAUREN CONRAD
You know, I really wish now I'd had the nerve to become an actor. Because I'd have been Robe...
MICHAEL MORPURGO
I wish I could draw.
FREDDIE HIGHMORE
I like subtitles. Sometimes I wish all movies had subtitles.
GENA ROWLANDS
Funny enough, if you are looking at people these days who are putting Botox in their face and gettin...
GUY PEARCE
I wish I could say I had this master plan for a career, but I always thought acting was something I&...
DEAN JONES
Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it i...
I. D. DOUGLAS
I never had plastic surgery. I had a nose procedure done because I had to. I had no cartilage in my ...
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I don't happen to approve of plastic surgery. I think God put plastic surgeons on this earth for...
IRIS APFEL
Being a person who has had plastic surgery and goes to the gym five days a week to work my muscles u...
FAYE WATTLETON
Woman is always fickle - foolish is he who trusts her.
FRANCIS I
Long ailments wear out pain, and long hopes, joy.
STANISLAUS I
Youth is the first victim of war; the first fruit of peace. It takes 20 years or more of peace to ma...
BAUDOUIN I
Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment.
NAPOLEON I
When a girl ceases to blush, she has lost the most powerful charm of her beauty.
GREGORY I
One should act in consonance with the way of heaven and earth, which is enduring and eternal. The su...
I CHING
The quiet and solitary man apprehends the inscrutable. He seeks nothing, holds to the mean, and rema...
I CHING
Great effort is required to arrest decay and restore vigor. One must exercise proper deliberation, p...
I CHING
Before a thunderstorm there is a build-up of tension which is only relieved by the explosive force o...
I CHING
Creativity comes from awakening and directing men's higher natures, which originate in the primal de...
I CHING
The way of the creative works through change and transformation, so that each thing receives its tru...
I CHING
Change is certain. Peace is followed by disturbances; departure of evil men by their return. Such re...
I CHING
The responses of human beings vary greatly under dangerous circumstances. The strong man advances bo...
I CHING
A person in danger should not try to escape at one stroke. He should first calmly hold his own, then...
I CHING
He who possesses the source of enthusiasm will achieve great things. Doubt not. You will gather frie...
I CHING
Although I may not be a lioness, I am a lion's cub, and inherit many of his qualities; and as long a...
ELIZABETH I
Fiat justitia et pereat mundus.
Let justice be done, though the world perish.
FERDINAND I
Though God hath raised me high, yet this I count the glory of my crown: that I have reigned with you...
ELIZABETH I
I am your anointed Queen. I will never be by violence constrained to do anything. I thank God I am e...
ELIZABETH I
Never make a defense or apology before you are accused.
CHARLES I
It takes twenty years or more of peace to make a man; it takes only twenty seconds of war to destroy...
BAUDOUIN I
Must! Is must a word to be addressed to princes? Little man, little man! thy father, if he had been ...
ELIZABETH I
Everything proceeds as if of its own accord, and this can all too easily tempt us to relax and let t...
I CHING
In a few years there will be only five kings in the world -- the King of England and the four kings ...
FAROUK I
Never make a defence or apology before you be accused.
CHARLES I
The daughter of debate That still discord doth sow.
ELIZABETH I
'Twas God the word that spake it, He took the bread and brake it, And what the word did make i...
ELIZABETH I
If I follow the inclination of my nature, it is this: beggar-woman and single, far rather than queen...
ELIZABETH I
When a girl ceases to blush, she has lost the most powerful charm of her beauty
GREGORY I
The moment you have in your heart this extraordinary thing called love and feel the depth, the delig...
I. KRISHNAMURTI
People are not an interruption of our business. People are our business.
A man's worst difficulties begin when he is able to do as he likes.
It is hard to look up to a leader who keeps his ear to the ground.
The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
The more intelligent a man is, the more originality he discovers in men. Ordinary people see no diff...
The intelligence is proved not by ease of learning, but by understanding what we learn.
Communication is something so simple and difficult that we can never put it in simple words.
Like threads of silver seen through crystal beads
Let love through good deeds show.
How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
ELIZABETH I
In everyone's heart stirs a great homesickness.
That is the supreme value of history. The study of it is the best guarantee against repeating it.
It is a natural virtue incident to our sex to be pitiful of those that are afflicted.
ELIZABETH I
A clear and innocent conscience fears nothing.
ELIZABETH I
There is one thing higher than Royalty: and that is religion, which causes us to leave the world, an...
ELIZABETH I
If we still advise we shall never do.
ELIZABETH I
Those who appear the most sanctified are the worst.
ELIZABETH I
Though I am not imperial, and though Elizabeth may not deserve it, the Queen of England will easily ...
ELIZABETH I
The word must is not to be used to princes.
ELIZABETH I
The end crowneth the work.
ELIZABETH I

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BEN RIVERS
Love God and He will enable you to love others even when they disappoint you.
FRANCINE RIVERS
Sideways rain. We threw it 59 times (actually 57).
PHILIP RIVERS
Paul was absolutely sensational tonight. I didn't realize they had 50 and 43. I knew they had a lot....
DOC RIVERS
I think audiences sometimes mistakenly assume a quality performance comes from some great emotional ...
RIVERS CUOMO
Mara, that's the life I want to give you. That's what I'm offering you. I want to fill you life with...
FRANCINE RIVERS
I don't know if it was vital [to get the win], but it was big. We needed the win because I look at t...
DOC RIVERS
The interviews have been a little tough due to the fact that we're interviewing dogs. We see a l...
MELISSA RIVERS
It didn't go smoothly; it was the most contentious thing I've ever done.
RIVERS CUOMO
I don't know what next year will bring. I have no idea. I can tell you I have a lot of ideas for son...
RIVERS CUOMO
It's up in the air, ... But in my mind, it's up in the air for every artist. Who knows, really, if t...
RIVERS CUOMO
Once he gets in and just plays natural, be himself, he's going to do great. I like this guy. He's no...
MICKEY RIVERS
I like watching because that's my style of play, ... When he does what he does, I enjoy it.
MICKEY RIVERS
What was the name of that dog on 'Rin Tin Tin'?
MICKEY RIVERS
What I really remember is that people camped out everywhere, and the fact everybody expected it migh...
JOHNNY RIVERS
These conquerors of the world are slaves to their passions, and someday their passions will bring th...
FRANCINE RIVERS
Our boys mean a lot to us. We've been hooked for some time.
ALLEN RIVERS
I found that so many people in the music business started out as metalheads in the Eighties - whethe...
RIVERS CUOMO
The message that is coming across from the media is clearly, 'Watch out, women, if you're ambitious....
CARYL RIVERS
I'm not sitting here all fired up like I've achieved something, ... I'm pleased that I've made some ...
PHILIP RIVERS
I'm sure there will be a different report every day for the next six months, and I'm not going to ge...
PHILIP RIVERS