In the 20s, you were a face. And that was enough. In the 30s, you also had to be a voice. And your voice had to match your face, if you can imagine that.
Joan Blondell
Related The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha... FRANCINE RIVERS In order to be a lieutenant, you've got to have authority in your voice. No matter how young you... ESAI MORALES If I provide for this life and turn away from the Lord, I am wise for a moment, but lost forever. FRANCINE RIVERS The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha... FRANCINE RIVERS At Julliard we had some voice classes. It was really just so you could carry a tune. It always just ... WENDELL PIERCE When you have to get into the character each morning, give it your voice, your face, it was torture. VICTORIA ABRIL We had 13,000 unique visitors here today on a Monday. Can you imagine if you had 13,000 people in a ... MATT BITONTI If you are burned, you are naturally anxious to see what your face looks like as soon as they take t... JOSE CARRERAS If that little voice in your head tells you to give up, but your heart won't let you, fire that litt... KIMBERLY BANDY There's a learning process. You're definitely a different roommate in your 30s than you are in your ... CHRIS HEDGECOCK Part of me feels like when you had a lot of success in your teens and 20s, it gets harder for you in... WINONA RYDER I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES If you had half of your face whacked off in an accident, and you lost your jaw and your nose, he'd p... MARIO GALLUCCI When I had my first voice lesson I was 15 years old. And I had a really good teacher. This is what m... CECILIA BARTOLI You have that weird tension of puffiness in your face. If you have air in your lungs you're holding ... LAURIE MCLEOD That voice that talks badly to you is a demon voice. This very patient and determined demon shows up... AMY POEHLER You had this expression on your face, like you weren’t quite sure you were supposed to be on Earth... PLEASEFINDTHIS You've got to work on your voice, it's your tool and represents you. It's very important to have a g... JACQUELINE BISSET Sometimes you just need to train your self to be alone, so that in the end, whenever they leave you,... OSCAR AULIQ-ICE When a lot of voices, make up a noise, the man who is silent represents a voice. APURVA GAGLANI You know in his tone of voice, his facial expressions. When he has a meeting, he doesn't have to scr... TINO MARTINEZ When I first met you, you had your arm in a sling. Your front teeth were crooked. There was this gre... F.K. PRESTON You know what, it's a time honored tradition in movies in America that if you kill enough people... M. C. GAINEY It's important to raise your voice in things you feel passionate about and things that you know ... ZENDAYA If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it. If He had a wallet, your photo would be in i... MAX LUCADO You listen to anybody who suppresses you. And your personality fractures into thousands of pieces. U... OSHO The most influential and frequent voice you hear is your inner-voice. It can work in your favor or a... MADDY MALHOTRA Self-doubt is the little voice in your head saying " You Can Do It!" and the big voice saying " I Wi... SEAN O'DONNELL God is fond of you. If He had a wallet, your photo would be in it. If He had a refrigerator, your pi... MAX LUCADO Maman told me that every time you smile, a very tiny bit of the smile stays stuck to your face, so a... CLAIRE KING Expect obstacles in your endeavour. You are bound to face some obstacles along the way. Understandin... DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA If you had a friend you refused to talk to, eventually you couldn't keep calling that person a frien... CRAIG GROESCHEL If you imagine yourself to be someone who is very uncomfortable in their own skin, then it does funn... REBECCA HALL But no one except Lucy knew that as it circled the mast it had whispered to her, "Courage, dear hear... C.S. LEWIS I was trying in 'The Power of the Dog' to write a brutally accurate in-your-face, if you wil... DON WINSLOW The voice will guide you-will tell you what to do. In order to do that, you must be quite sensitive ... CECILIA BARTOLI I had dinner with Marlene Dietrich in the early 1970s. I went to pick her up and she had someone wit... ROBERT WILSON Use your heart. Understand. Learn to see things in the now, not as they were or will be, or as ... E.J. PATTEN When you face the Cleveland Indians, you got to bring your 'A' game. You face that kind of a lineup ... OZZIE GUILLEN I had a dream about you. You had no skin or muscle on your face, and to try to conceal your bare sku... DORA J. AROD I had a teacher who stressed for me the importance of diction in terms of... I want to be very caref... JULIE ANDREWS It's a show about the craziest nights you remember from your youth, the crazy nights you had in your... CARTER BAYS You know, your speaking voice comes back, but your singing voice you use in a different way. KATHY MATTEA Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face. BRIAN LEE O'MALLEY I had been in a professional boys' choir, and as a boy soprano, you're aware that your voice... ALEXANDER CHEE You should never get set over the ball and then aim your putter face. If you do it in that order, yo... ERNIE ELS The idea behind 'Defending Your Life': Imagine if you had to sit in a courtroom and watch yo... ALBERT BROOKS With voice overs... you're not thinking about the camera. So your voice becomes this thing that ... AVAN JOGIA Whenever you get red in the face, whenever you raise your voice, whenever you get hot under the coll... SOURCE UNKNOWN Never stop. Never stop fighting. Never stop dreaming. And don’t be afraid of wearing your heart on... TOM HIDDLESTON Radio wasn't so bad because you didn't have to memorize the lines. But you did have to do everything... GALE GORDON I can tell you, if you shoot in the rain you're going to have a lot of voice ADR to do after the... ZACHARY KNIGHTON When there is problem in life & threatens to budge you from the desired destination, there is still ... DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA Lucy woke out of the deepest sleep you can imagine, with the feeling that the voice she liked best i... C.S. LEWIS There is a voice you must ignore if you want to succeed in life. The voice that says you can't SOTONYE ANGA Minho looked at Thomas, a serious expression on his face. "If I don't see you on the other side," he... JAMES DASHNER The movement now amongst voice recognition companies is that you can use your voice anytime, anywher... AOIFE MCEVOY I had rather face wild beasts and diseases than the perils of civilization." There is a proverb... MARIE BRENNAN The heart will never allow you to do something wrong. Your inner voice is always right. So you shoul... BHAWANA JAIN The thing about 'Dark Knight' is its objective is to set Batman into your world, so that you... ZACK SNYDER If you aren’t hearing your inner voice, it could mean you’re overburdened or not stimulated enou... KELLY CUTRONE We tried to double team sometimes, and maybe that had something to do with it. If they throw you the... DOUG APLIN I was worried that only acting with my voice and my face, I might not be able to communicate effecti... CHRISTOPHER REEVE Be a voice
Voice your opinions
Voice your thoughts
Voice your displeasure
Voice your feelings
Voice ... APURVA GAGLANI Pain was something we were expected to endure. But I doubt very much if you would be entirely happy ... ROALD DAHL If you have 900 music albums, you have to see the screen, scroll through menus and selections, or ty... ADAM FITCH Gankis lifted an arm to point at the distant shale cliffs. "And in the face of it there were thousan... ROBIN HOBB I used to go around the country performing. I was in my 20s; I had no fear. But then I had a baby, a... JAIME PRESSLY I'm looking forward to playing the meatier roles you get in your 30s. The early 20s can be a har... JESSICA MARAIS I'll never forget the day when a woman came up to me and said, 'No, you could never be on a ... GISELE BUNDCHEN I think your whole life shows in your face and you should be proud of that. LAUREN BACALL And I can't tell you how many women from a certain age group - they would be in their 30s now, 2... LINDSAY WAGNER What can I wish to the youth of my country who devote themselves to science? ...Thirdly, passion. Re... IVAN PAVLOV The nation has become complacent. Back in the early '80s we had this grass-roots organization that w... GLYNN BIRCH You seem to be in a state of such absolute contradiction that I would not be surprised if your face ... MARY-JEAN HARRIS The best thing you can do for your kids is to show them God working in you on a daily basis. CRAIG GROESCHEL When you're in your 20s, you're a little more carefree; you're single. You have a very d... MELISSA DE SOUSA The time to build your future is in your teenage years and your 20s, but equally, in your 30s, 40s, ... LUKASZ LANIECKI To the Dark Lord, I know I will be dead long before you read this but I want you to know that i... J.K. ROWLING Use the voice that you were given. Shout what you believe in from the top of your lungs. Never let a... DEMI LOVATO 'LOL' is one of several texting expressions that convey nuance in a system where you don'... JOHN MCWHORTER Whatever you perceive, you always make a story with yourself as the main character, and that dictate... DON MIGUEL RUIZ If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine yo... WOODROW WILSON I think for a time I was unsure what love meant. And now at least I AM sure that a very big part of ... BETHANY BROOKBANK Some people will slap you on the back behind your face and then slap you in the face behind your bac... VIKRANT PARSAI If you saw me in 'The King and I,' I had that angelic, virginal face. RITA MORENO That was a huge match. It's the one time (overtime) in wrestling when you can stall. You hold your m... GARY CHASE The woman's face was grimly drawn, an ugly expression on an indescribably beautiful face. “This is... KENDRA SUNDERSON Long-time viewing of Internet violence tend to change a person's temperament, making the person pron... YOU QUANXI If positive and healthy materials are absent, negative materials are sure to be dominant in the cybe... YOU QUANXI In a robust global business environment, our business units operated well in the first quarter. More... HARRY YOU The Board of Directors and I are pleased to recognize Peter's outstanding contribution to the succes... HARRY YOU We are pleased to close the books on 2004 following the painstaking review of almost five years of f... HARRY YOU You look rather rash my dear your colors don't quite match your face. DAISY ASHFORD As you age naturally, your family shows more and more on your face. If you deny that, you deny your ... FRANCES CONROY To sing along with Stevie Wonder, you had to make your voice do things it was not accustomed to doin... MICHAEL BOLTON To the extreme. Dylan was the coolest thing in the country. If you were a young person at that age, ... ART GARFUNKEL If you are true to your self,your inner voice is best guide to make you understand what is right & w... DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA Because makeup happens in my life as an actor, face wash is a key. I use La Mer cleansing gel every ... ERIC STONESTREET In life, finding a voice is speaking and living the truth. Each of you is an original. Each of you h... JOHN GRISHAM
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JOAN RIVERS I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman u... JOAN RIVERS Doing 20 minutes of stretching, light weights and floor exercises three times a week takes the same ... JOAN COLLINS I know who you are, and I am not impressed. JOAN JETT Maybe that is the purest and most radical kind of religion – simple attention. Present-moment awar... JOAN TOLLIFSON Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles, a headache and a sore jaw f... JOAN LUNDEN I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He... JOAN RIVERS Action is the antidote to despair. JOAN BAEZ Nobody knows what anticipation is anymore. Everything is so immediate. JOAN JETT I'm having fun opening up. Sort of struggling to get the audience into it. It's good. It mak... JOAN JETT With plastic surgery, the general anesthetic is like a black-velvety sleep, and that's what deat... JOAN RIVERS If you have an ounce of common sense and one good friend you don't need an analyst. JOAN CRAWFORD My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, ... JOAN RIVERS When we start deceiving ourselves into thinking not that we want something... but that it is a moral... JOAN DIDION Isn't that what we come into politics for? To say to people: 'You can do it, too - there is ... JOAN KIRNER People think of us as an information distributor because that's how they relate to the Internet.... JOAN BLADES Many of us think that compassion drains us, but I promise you it is something that truly enlivens us... JOAN HALIFAX All my way through college, I worked my way as a window dresser for Lord & Taylor, so I always l... JOAN RIVERS I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend. JOAN CRAWFORD Sometimes you wonder how you got on this mountain. But sometimes you wonder, "How will I get off?". JOAN MANLEY Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles,a headache and a sore jaw from... JOAN LUNDEN To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep. JOAN KLEMPNER The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost. JOAN CRAWFORD The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. JOAN COLLINS