Julia was blind and deaf to to the truth. She was ignorant. Did one reprove a blind woman for inability to see? Did one become angry with the deaf for not hearing?
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Related If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtu... ROBERT ANTON WILSON I once was blind, but now I see; deaf, but now I hear; ignorant, but now I know; and dead, but now I... MATSHONA DHLIWAYO No one told him he had limitations. We just told him he was deaf and blind. JANIE BESS Kindness, a language deaf people can hear and blind see SOURCE UNKNOWN Lets all just dance for the deaf, and sing for the blind... HUSAM DAOUD I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. LORETTA YOUNG Pity the person neither blind nor deaf, who cannot see and will not hear. JIM SCALISE The most happy marriage I can imagine to myselfwould be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. MARK TWAIN Hear, ye deaf; and look, ye blind, that ye may see. BIBLE A great ancient poet was blind. A great classical composer was deaf. Many of us are dumb. What have ... VERA NAZARIAN The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. IRWIN COREY The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. MARK TWAIN “Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. MARK TWAIN Why did we become blind, I don't know, perhaps one day we'll find out, Do you want me to tell you wh... JOSé SARAMAGO Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the and the blind can see MARK TWAIN Love is blind, and a deaf-mute too. PATRICK ROTHFUSS Kindness: a language the deaf can hear, the blind can see, and the mute can
speak. UNKNOWN Those that rule must hear and be deaf, must see and be blind. PROVERB Those that rule must hear and be deaf, must see and be blind. GERMAN PROVERB The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a bli... SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE Do not shout at me, Mr. Quill," said John [Adams]. "Justice may be blind, but she is not deaf. ORSON SCOTT CARD One of the things I did when I was in New York, which has a wonderful deaf community, is I have work... CAMRYN MANHEIM Love is blind, reason is deaf. You need both to survive. TAPAN GHOSH For the blind I will describe
For the deaf I will design
And For the mute I will make magic TAHLIA JULIEN God, make me blind so i can never see her face again...God, make me deaf so i can never hear her voi... JORDAN PETERS None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see. MATTHEW HENRY I had internal bleeding with blood clots on the brain. I was completely blind and deaf. I had a hear... VANITY People after death become complete again. The blind can see, the deaf can hear, cripples are no long... ELISABETH KUBLER-ROSS Is it not time to cry that the blind shall see, the deaf hear, the lame walk? But that which fanatic... GUSTAVE FLAUBERT Happiness is the sweet language that the blind can see and the wonderful song that the deaf can hear... ANDREW WORKMAN Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear, and the blind can read MARK TWAIN A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. OGDEN NASH A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. HONORE DE BALZAC A good husband should be deaf and a good wife should be blind FRENCH PROVERB Who is so deaf or so blind as he that willfully will neither hear nor see? ENGLISH PROVERB Kindness is the language we all can speak, even the deaf can hear it and the blind can see it... ANOMNOUS Love is blind, love is deaf yet love knows love. KēVENS The blind can see love, the deaf can hear love, the mute can express love, and the disabled can carr... MATSHONA DHLIWAYO If you're powerful, you are much more likely to be blind and deaf to signals from outside. ADAM MICHNIK Celebrity is a mask that eats into the face. As soon as one is aware of being somebody, to be watche... JOHN UPDIKE Celebrity is a mask that eats into the face. As soon as one is aware of being somebody, to be watche... JOHN UPDIKE If a man would live in peace he should be blind, deaf, and dumb. PROVERB If a man would live in peace he should be blind, deaf, and dumb. TURKISH PROVERB If a man would live in peace he should be blind, deaf, and dumb TURKISH PROVERB If thou are a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. THOMAS FULLER If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf THOMAS FULLER Who is blind, dumb and deaf will live a peaceful life of a hundred years. SIDDHA NAGARJUNA And they who, when reminded of the communications of their Lord, do not fall down thereat deaf and b... QURAN It's a way for the deaf and hearing communities in the Valley to come together. ERIC MARTINEZ There is a master way with words which is not learned but is instead developed: a deaf man develops ... CRISS JAMI Half of us are blind, few of us feel, and we are all deaf. WILLIAM OSLER The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha... FRANCINE RIVERS I don't think we did go blind, I think we are blind, Blind but seeing, Blind people who can see, but... JOSé SARAMAGO The human creature, humiliated and offended in ways that are inconceivable to the mind and heart, de... FRANçOISE MAURIAC Love is not just blind, it's deaf and dumb and probably has an advanced case of Alzheimer's; it's un... OUR ADY IF ALICE BHATTI- MOHAMMAD HANFI The rain came down upon my head - Unshelter'd. And the wind rendered me mad and deaf and blind. EDGAR ALLAN POE If you are the master be sometimes blind, if you are the servant be sometimes deaf. RICHARD BUCKMINSTER FULLER If you are the master be sometimes blind, if you are the servant be sometimes deaf. R. BUCKMINSTER FULLER If I provide for this life and turn away from the Lord, I am wise for a moment, but lost forever. FRANCINE RIVERS The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha... FRANCINE RIVERS Authentic treachery is found when we abandon ourselves, becoming deaf to the whispers of our spirits... JOAQUIN MARIEL ESPINOSA When I was a child, I dreaded blindness. We used to ask: 'Would we rather be blind or deaf?'... SUE TOWNSEND You are blind and I am deaf and dumb, so let us touch hands and understand KAHLIL GIBRAN Who is blind, but my servant? or deaf, as my messenger that I sent? who is blind as he that is perfe... BIBLE She was an incredible human being, a strong, independent woman, and she did a lot of charity work. I... ANGELA LAWSON Before we decide to trust you with this power, we ask you to stand before the public and explain you... HERB KOHL Bush led cabinet meetings like a blind man in a roomful of deaf people
Paul O'Neill is the former Se... PAUL O'NEILL As for hearing, the sloth is not so much deaf as uninterested in sound. YANN MARTEL We may have civilized bodies and yet barbarous souls. We are blind to the real sights of this world;... HERMAN MELVILLE Isn't it strange how people are selective about the truth the want to see or hear? E.A. BUCCHIANERI Seek and see all the marvels around you. You will get tired of looking at yourself alone, and that f... CARLOS CASTANEDA The world is a very visually stimulating place. Still I would rather be blind than deaf, I can still... YAMIN RASHEED I am one hundred percent ready to be a spokesperson for the deaf community. NYLE DIMARCO One of the reasons I wanted to teach deaf children was because it made me very sad that they spoke s... STEPHANIE BEACHAM I know a little bit about deaf culture because a friend of mine has been in the deaf culture for awh... JOHN SCALZI What did it matter anyway that she was so much lovelier than the other girls when Henry was so blind... ANNA GODBERSEN One fine day in the middle of the night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to back they faced ... ANON. You'd really have to be blind and deaf to watch the shows and never know--we make it quite clear the... JOHN LANDGRAF What! can you then make the deaf to hear or guide the blind and him who is in clear error? / But if ... QURAN Paul's one thing was committing to forget about the past, to forge ahead into the future. CRAIG GROESCHEL Lend your ears to the deaf, your eyes to the blind, your hands to the weak, your tongue to the mute,... MATSHONA DHLIWAYO The masses do not see the Sirens. They do not hear songs in the air. Blind, deaf, stooping, they pul... NIKOS KAZANTZAKIS One of the most emotional moments for me was when I was talking to a woman in a town that practicall... BETH PAYNE A blind man sees not with his eyes, but with his heart. A deaf man hears with his soul and mind, not... BRENNAN MASTOUS There is no question that Iraq is one of the main problems. You'd have to be blind not to see wh... OTTO SCHILY Explaining to an ignorant person is like knocking at the door of a deaf man. VIKRANT PARSAI It's interesting to see little children who are deaf, with deaf parents. Maybe the mommy is the only... LINDA HURWITZ Having been shown the possibility that God exists, the atheist has
chosen not to accept it. They hav... LEWIS N. ROE What Mrs. Thatcher did for women was to demonstrate that if a woman had enough desire she could do w... JULIE BURCHILL She saw how he was staring at it, the bright red hue beneath her bonnet. She could not bear to see t... CHARLOTTE FEATHERSTONE Love is not blind; it simply enables one to see things others fail to see. WILLIAM BLAKE Love is not blind; it simply enables one to see things others fail to see. JANICE MARKOWITZ Love is not blind; it simply enables one to see things others fail to see.” ASHISH KUMAR If you listen to critics for too long, you will become deaf to success. MATSHONA DHLIWAYO She alone had been blind to his merit. Why? Because he loved her and she did not love him. What was ... W. SOMERSET MAUGHAM I am the One, and I see all. But the blind man in Apartment 1-A is blind in many ways, as are a... DEAN KOONTZ I thought what I'd do was I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes. J.D. SALINGER
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