Pretending is the grease of non-relationships. Pretending is how you and I get through the day without ever having to know each other. When I walk in the room, you say to me, 'How are you?' Well, you don't want to know. And, frankly, I don't want to tell you. So I just say, 'Fine,' and you go, 'Fine.' And off we go.


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MIKE POMPEO
I keep coming back to it, over and over - adultery and cheating. It's the most interesting probl...
MIKE NICHOLS
What is real is that adultery destroys tens of thousands of families every year across America. What...
MIKE PENCE
He once had his toes amputated so he could stand closer to the bar.
MIKE HARDING
Yeah, look, I think what we have with the social media and the digital media, and all the telecommun...
MIKE DEWINE
Pray a little more, work a little harder, save, wait, be patient and, most of all, live within our m...
MIKE HUCKABEE
I grew up in Mobile, Alabama - somebody's got to be from Mobile, right? - and Mobile sits at the...
MIKE DEGRUY
Your political reputation affects how likely allies are to trust you, and what kind of deals they...
MIKE SIMPSON
There is only one way to solve the alleged crisis of the erosion of 'family values.' And tha...
MIKE ROYKO
We simply have to reign in the piggish people and money-hungry lawyers who chase every ambulance the...
MIKE GALLAGHER
Just be yourself and be upfront about your expectations and desires. Don't be ambiguous and play...
MIKE POSNER
I didn't really experience any hardship like people tend to think of when they hear the words &#...
MIKE POSNER
And I thought, when I have kids, that's the sort of well told, silly, and fun fairy tale that I ...
MIKE MYERS
When I went to Ann Arbor, University of Michigan, what I really wanted to be was a radio announcer.
MIKE WALLACE
Directing your first film is like showing up to the field trip in seventh grade, getting on the bus,...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
The American flag is the symbol of our freedom, national pride and history.
MIKE FITZPATRICK
The American economy has been built and sustained by risk-taking entrepreneurs whose pioneering idea...
MIKE PENCE
Our job is to ensure that meat and poultry products are safe, wholesome, accurately labeled for the ...
MIKE JOHANNS
It speaks to the incredible risk of doing business with the Islamic Republic of Iran if American com...
MIKE POMPEO
New York isn't segregated the way many American cities are, where there are specific ethnic neig...
MIKE D
A campaign ought to demonstrate the basic human decency of the candidate. That means your First Amen...
MIKE PENCE
The Bible, however, was not created to be amended and altered with each passing culture.
MIKE HUCKABEE
Non-commercial general aviation flights serve as a lifeline to thousands of communities where airlin...
MIKE POMPEO
School systems now routinely have more administrators than classroom teachers. They have armies of c...
MIKE GALLAGHER
I actually had a Bobby Orr action figure. You could put the pads on him and skates and all that. I w...
MIKE WEIR
I love playing the Hard Rocks; they've got a great stage, great lighting, great sound, and not s...
MIKE LOVE
I used to have acne when I was a kid growing up. You can imagine how serious that was in making you ...
MIKE WALLACE
We know how to take care of one another without whining and accusing and belly-aching.
MIKE GALLAGHER
I've always wanted to be on a show that's well respected and had critical acclaim and that p...
MIKE COLTER
Charleston, South Carolina, is about a 90-minute drive northwest of Beaufort and Parris Island. It i...
MIKE BARNICLE
I think your tendency when you play yourself is to accentuate something about you that you think is ...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
I think my philosophy in music has been to accentuate the positive.
MIKE LOVE
There is no progress without risk, and in an environment where change is accelerating, risks are mul...
MIKE MCGAVICK
I believe in servant leadership, and the servant always asks, 'Where am I needed most?'
MIKE PENCE
I sort of ride the fence on that whole steroid era issue. I don't have a definite opinion like s...
MIKE SCHMIDT
I'm a longtime believer in the old adage that sunlight is the best disinfectant, particularly in...
MIKE QUIGLEY
If you're Burberry or Gucci, you're not going to run a banner ad. To get brand ad dollars to...
MIKE MCCUE
It's one thing for someone to travel over to Syria and Iraq and come back. But, boy, it's a ...
MIKE MCCAUL
I am extremely concerned that Syrian and ISIS recruiters can use the Internet at lightning speeds to...
MIKE MCCAUL
I feel that marriage can lead to the ultimate rejection and failure and divorce and things we all fe...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA