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Do people your age know how to comb their fucking hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started fucking.


Justin Halpern

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DEYTH BANGER We both know the answer of everything... It is the fucking!
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Who make sure of a lot of things
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JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE My teenage years were exactly what they were supposed to be. Everybody has their own path. It's ...
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE True love, to me, is when she's the first thought that goes through your head when you wake up a...
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE My songs form a kind of biography or diary of my life as they are about people I have loved and peop...
JUSTIN HAYWARD The Beliebers have done some pretty crazy stuff. Last week, the night before I was due to do a show ...
JUSTIN BIEBER The longer I go on, the more I am aware of the power of finance.
JUSTIN WELBY I make mistakes growing up. I'm not perfect; I'm not a robot.
JUSTIN BIEBER Friends are the best to turn to when you're having a rough day.
JUSTIN BIEBER I grew up in a really small town with not a lot of money, and I liked singing, but it was just somet...
JUSTIN BIEBER I started singing about three years ago, I entered a local singing competition called Stratford Idol...
JUSTIN BIEBER Just in general as a person, not necessarily as a songwriter, being in cities wasn't the right f...
JUSTIN VERNON The way I see it is that I grew up with a good set of values, but it was never too strict. I was alw...
JUSTIN VERNON I'm just living in Eau Claire, not really leaving for much. I go to the farmers market, go to th...
JUSTIN VERNON Now, a month later, I sit, foggy, a similar state of mind, in a different seafood restaurant with a ...
JUSTIN BOG I would never do anything just for spite.
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE When Doris Lessing won the Nobel Prize for Literature at the age of 88, she was the oldest person ev...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT As a civilised society, we have a duty to support those among us who are vulnerable and in need. Whe...
JUSTIN WELBY Know when to email vs. when to meet. Logistics are best handled over a non-immediate communication c...
JUSTIN ROSENSTEIN People in real life don't get ballplayers' humor, the way we talk in the clubhouse.
JUSTIN VERLANDER 'The Cauliflower' is not strictly a novel, as Barker says in her indispensable afterword.
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT I hesitate to say because it sounds silly, but the first play I did was 'The Caucasian Chalk Cir...
JUSTIN KIRK There's death and there's loss, but there's also celebrations, right?
JUSTIN HARTLEY When you're wanting to delve into something, it's the one thing that cable television lets y...
JUSTIN THEROUX I suppose on the filmmaking side, you can learn how to cram a lot into a small space. But I think th...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT