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Free love, man, Free Love! Which, by the way, was the single greatest concept a young man has ever heard. About three years late, women got wise an my frustration returned to normal levels.
Steve Martin
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Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus
Be dull and boring and omnipresent
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Be oblong and have your knees removed
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
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Live in a swamp and be three dimensional,
Put a live chicken in your underwear,
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