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He laughs best who laughs last.
ENGLISH PROVERB He who laughs last laughs ... doesn't get it.
BRIAN SPELLMAN He who laughs best today, will also laughs last.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE In this life he laughs longest who laughs last.
JOHN MASEFIELD He who laughs last didn't get it.
WINSTON CHURCHILL He who laughs last didn't get it
HELEN GIANGREGORIO He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.
CARROLL BRYANT He who laughs best to-day, will also laugh last.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
ANTHONY BURGESS He who laughs last has planned to tell the story first.
LANE OLINGHOUSE He who laughs last is generally the one that thought fastest on his feet,
JOHN RINGO He who laughs.....lasts.
ANONYMOUS He who laughs, lasts!
MARY PETTIBONE POOLE He who laughs, lasts.
JOHN POWELL He who laughs, lasts.
NORWEGIAN PROVERB Laugh it up, asshole. But she who laughs last laughs longest, and I intend to belly roll tonight ~Ta...
SHERRILYN KENYON He who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
JEAN JACQUES ROUSSEAU He who laughs most, learns best.
JOHN CLEESE He who laughs most, learns best
JOHN CLEESE He who never tickles himself, never laughs
DUTCH PROVERB She who laughs last may not invariably laugh best, but she does laugh.
PATRICIA C. WREDE Take me with you. For laughs, for luck, for the unknown. Take me with you.
PETER S. BEAGLE He can who thinks he can, and he can't who thinks he can't. This is an inexorable, indisputable law.
HENRY FORD He can who thinks he can, and he can't who thinks he can't. This is an inexorable, indisputable law.
PABLO PICASSO He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.
BERTOLT BRECHT He can who thinks he can, and he can't who thinks he can't. This is an inexorable, indisputa...
PABLO PICASSO Every time someone starts a project he is considered nuts, until he beats all the odds and laughs th...
BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA No one is more profoundly sad than he who laughs too much.
JEAN PAUL RICHTER No one is more profoundly sad than he who laughs too much
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ABRAHAM LINCOLN He is able who thinks he is able.
BUDDHA It is the fool who thinks he cannot be fooled.
JOEY SKAGGS The person who says he knows what he thinks but cannot express it usually does not know what he thin...
MORTIMER J. ADLER He who thinks he knows, doesn't know. He who knows that he doesn't know, knows.
JOSEPH CAMPBELL He who climbs upon the highest mountains laughs at all tragedies, real or imaginary.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE Only the man who thinks himself a fool is as wise as he thinks.
CRISS JAMI Who can love the man he fears. or by who he thinks he is himself feared?
UNKNOWN He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.
AMBROSE BIERCE Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other.
HONORE DE BALZAC He who lives without folly isn't so wise as he thinks.
FRANCOIS DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD He who lives without folly isn't so wise as he thinks.
FRANCOIS DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD He seldom errs / Who thinks the worst he can of womankind.
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TIORIO He who speaks too much often thinks very little.
OMA MILLIE The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
JEAN JACQUES ROUSSEAU The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
JEAN-JACQUES ROUSSEAU Rash is he who at unknown doors relies on his good luck.
HáVAMáL Who laughs less than feminists?
TUCKER CARLSON Even the slowest walker will be done by noon.
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FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE A woman who laughs is a woman conquered.
OLEG CASSINI No one is laughable who laughs at himself.
LUCIUS ANNAEUS SENECA A fool who thinks that he is a fool is for that very reason a wise man. The fool who thinks that he...
SOCIETY FOR THE PROMOTION OF BUDDHISM He who thinks to deceive God has already deceived himself.
VIKRANT PARSAI Blessed is the leader who seeks the best for those he serves. -Unknown.
UNKNOWN He is not always at ease who laughs. [Fr., Ce n'est pas etre bien aise que de rire.]
DANTE ("DANTE ALIGHIERI") Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent...
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE Man is the animal who laughs,
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN The Man who with undaunted toils,/ sails unknown seas to unknown soils,/ With various wonders feasts...
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STAN LAUREL He is a fool who thinks that another does not think.
VIKRANT PARSAI There is no one luckier than he who thinks himself so
GERMAN PROVERB The happiest person is he who thinks the most interesting thoughts.
WILLIAM LYON PHELPS He who thinks himself wise, O heavens! is a great fool
VOLTAIRE The man who prays is the one who thinks that god has arranged matters all wrong, but who also thinks...
CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS An orator is a man who says what he thinks and feels what he says.
WILLIAM JENNINGS BRYAN Porthos: He thinks he can challenge the mighty Porthos with a sword...
D'Artagnan: The mighty ...
ALEXANDRE DUMAS A diplomat is a man who thinks twice before he says nothing.
EDWARD HEATH A fool who thinks himself wise, he is called a fool indeed.
FRIEDRICH MAX MULLER The wisest man is generally he who thinks himself the least so.
NICOLAS BOILEAU-DESPREAUX He who learns but does not think, is lost! He who thinks but does not learn is in great danger.
CONFUCIUS He who learns but does not think, is lost! He who thinks but does not learn is in great danger.
CONFUCIUS He who learns but does not think is lost. He who thinks but does not learn is in great danger.
ELEANOR ROOSEVELT The was the slowest second serve I've hit since I was 12. I guess he wasn't expecting it.
ANDY RODDICK The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do.
HAROLD COFFIN What is a sophisticate? He is a man who thinks he can swim better than he can and sometimes he drown...
OSCAR HAMMERSTEIN II No one is laughable who laughs at himself.
SENECA (SENECA THE ELDER) No one is laughable who laughs at himself.
SENECA He who thinks he is raising a mound may only in reality be digging a pit.
ERNEST BRAMAH Bid the Devil take the slowest.
MATTHEW PRIOR He misses what is meant by epigram - who thinks it only frivolous flimflam
MARCUS AURELIUS Obviously, that's the slowest I've ever run. But it's OK.
GAIL DEVERS He is totally unknown at present, except by historians. He is possibly the greatest unknown photogra...
LEE BRUMBAUGH There is no man living who isn't capable of doing more than he thinks he can do.
HENRY FORD A poor person is one who always thinks that he is being judged by whatever he does.
VIKRANT PARSAI I'm one of those people who doesn't really know what he thinks until he writes it down.
STEPHEN KING The man who has accomplished all that he thinks worthwhile has begun to die.
E. T. TRIGG A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
GRANVILLE HICKS A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
DR. LAURENCE J. PETER The wise man applauds he who he thinks most virtuous; the rest of the world applauds the wealthy.
SAMUEL JOHNSON There is this difference between happiness and wisdom, that he that thinks himself the happiest ma...
C C COLTON There is this difference between happiness and wisdom, that he that thinks himself the happiest man,...
CHARLES CALEB COLTON "Laughs For those who can't laugh at themselves" -JvAbraham (2010)
JOHN VINCENT ABRAHAM So, who needs pantomime for laughs when we have politics?
HELENA DALLI A man is literally what he thinks.
JAMES ALLEN Man is not what he thinks he is, he is what he hides.
ANDRE MALRAUX Every man who says frankly and fully what he thinks is doing a public service.
LESLIE STEPHEN The true barbarian is he who thinks everything barbarous but his own tastes and prejudices.
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