He who laughs.....lasts.
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He who laughs, lasts!
MARY PETTIBONE POOLE He who laughs, lasts.
JOHN POWELL He who laughs, lasts.
NORWEGIAN PROVERB He laughs best who laughs last.
ENGLISH PROVERB He who laughs last laughs ... doesn't get it.
BRIAN SPELLMAN He who laughs best today, will also laughs last.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE In this life he laughs longest who laughs last.
JOHN MASEFIELD He who laughs most, learns best.
JOHN CLEESE He who laughs last thinks slowest!
UNKNOWN He who laughs most, learns best
JOHN CLEESE He who laughs last didn't get it.
WINSTON CHURCHILL He who never tickles himself, never laughs
DUTCH PROVERB He who laughs last didn't get it
HELEN GIANGREGORIO He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.
CARROLL BRYANT He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.
BERTOLT BRECHT He who laughs best to-day, will also laugh last.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
ANTHONY BURGESS He who laughs last has planned to tell the story first.
LANE OLINGHOUSE No one is more profoundly sad than he who laughs too much.
JEAN PAUL RICHTER No one is more profoundly sad than he who laughs too much
JEAN PAUL RICHTER He who climbs upon the highest mountains laughs at all tragedies, real or imaginary.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE He who laughs last is generally the one that thought fastest on his feet,
JOHN RINGO Who laughs less than feminists?
TUCKER CARLSON Perhaps I know why it is man alone who laughs: He alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laug...
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE A woman who laughs is a woman conquered.
OLEG CASSINI No one is laughable who laughs at himself.
LUCIUS ANNAEUS SENECA He is not always at ease who laughs.
[Fr., Ce n'est pas etre bien aise que de rire.]
DANTE ("DANTE ALIGHIERI") Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent...
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE Man is the animal who laughs,
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN In some ways, he may be looking down at all of this and be amused by it all. He was a person who lik...
JOSEPH HOFFMAN Today the man who is the real risk-taker is anonymous and nonheroic. He is the one trying to make in...
JOHN WILLIAM WARD Laugh it up, asshole. But she who laughs last laughs longest, and I intend to belly roll tonight ~Ta...
SHERRILYN KENYON No one is laughable who laughs at himself.
SENECA (SENECA THE ELDER) No one is laughable who laughs at himself.
SENECA "Laughs For those who can't laugh at themselves"
-JvAbraham (2010)
JOHN VINCENT ABRAHAM So, who needs pantomime for laughs when we have politics?
HELENA DALLI The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.
LENNY BRUCE The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter
LENNY BRUCE You can judge a man by what he laughs at.
SOURCE UNKNOWN He is not laughed at that laughs at himself first
THOMAS FULLER Who was it that said that coincidence was just God’s way of remaining anonymous?
DONNA TARTT A fence lasts three years, a dog lasts three fences, a horse lasts three dogs, and a man lasts three...
GERMAN PROVERB I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.
WILSON MIZNER Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
JOHANN VON GOETHE Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
CLIVE JAMES It's when they want to silence you that you need to be louder! It's when they want to kill you that ...
ROSA M. BETANCES No one is more profoundly sad as one who laughs too much.
JEAN PAUL we laughed and laughed, together and separately, out loud and silently, we were determined to ignore...
JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER The child's laughter is pure until he first laughs at a clown.
ANGELA CARTER He was a great guy and full of laughs and great spirit,
COLIN MCRAE Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.
J.D. SALINGER What do they call a comedian who doesn't get any laughs? A philosopher
PHIL PROCTOR She who laughs last may not invariably laugh best, but she does laugh.
PATRICIA C. WREDE Wait for a time, exactly under the star. Then, if a little man appears who laughs, who has golden ha...
ANTOINE DE SAINT-EXUPERY anonymous fruit.
CLARE BOOTH LUCE People who make music together cannot be enemies, at least while the music lasts.
PAUL HINDEMITH Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE He laughs. I like his laugh. I hate that I like his laugh.
COLLEEN HOOVER Pains lasts for a moment, but pride lasts forever.
ANONYMOUS Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused. -Anonymous.
ANONYMOUS I like a girl who laughs a lot. That's my main thing.
CODY LINLEY Any man who laughs at women's clothes has never paid the bill for them.
UNKNOWN Public opinion, a vulgar, impertinent, anonymous tyrant who deliberately makes life unpleasant for a...
W. R. [WILLIAM RALPH] INGE Public opinion, a vulgar, impertinent, anonymous tyrant who deliberately makes life unpleasant for a...
WILLIAM RALPH INGE Public opinion, a vulgar, impertinent, anonymous tyrant who deliberately makes life unpleasant for a...
W. R. INGE There are few things so disarming as one who laughs well at her own expense.
AMOR TOWLES Him, who incessantly laughs in the street, you may commonly hear grumbling in his closet.
JOHANN KASPAR LAVATER My grandfather can barely even hear, and Chevy Chase makes a face, and he laughs.
GILLIAN JACOBS I enjoyed being anonymous.
SACHA BARON COHEN I wanted more firsts with Tod. But all I had left was a handful of lasts.
RACHEL VINCENT Every time someone starts a project he is considered nuts, until he beats all the odds and laughs th...
BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA Pleasure of love lasts but a moment, pain of love lasts a lifetime.
BERTRAND RUSSELL Pleasure of love lasts but a moment, Pain of love lasts a lifetime.
JEAN PIERRE CLARIS DE FLORIAN Peace lasts till the army comes, and the army lasts till peace comes.
RUSSIAN PROVERB Cameron gets our biggest laughs. He does the physical slapstick, the running and falling and trippin...
DYLAN ALLRED If I get big laughs, I'm a comedian. If I get little laughs, I'm a humorist. If I get no laughs, I'm...
GEORGE BURNS He has always been the kid who cries too easily and laughs too easily, the kid who begins giggling i...
KEVIN BROCKMEIER When you don't know what 12x12 is just add one.
ELIZABETH FORNEY Well, you can always be a clown. (laughs).
CHANTAL BLANCHARD Feeling fat lasts nine months but the joy of becoming a mom lasts forever.
NIKKI DALTON I don't know why anybody would look into an anonymous letter.
JOSEPH DINATALE Never answer an anonymous letter
YOGI BERRA Basis of society: anonymous sweat.
EMILE M. CIORAN Those who marry for money fight over lack of love; those who marry for love fight over lack of money...
NICHOLAS A. FERRONI He adds a lot of laughs and shares his knowledge of the past. He's quite a character.
PAUL SWEENEY The bad news is nothing lasts forever,
The good news is nothing lasts forever.
J. COLE Just if one laughs does not mean he has easy life. Just one has smile on his face does not mean that...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA Oh you bet I will. I'll stand there until he rots. If he lasts, if he can take it, prison is a tough...
GLENN HEYES Nothing lasts forever
ITACH UCHIHA Nothing lasts forever.
SIDNEY SHELDON Anonymity, not ignorance, is bliss. ~Anonymous
JOSEPH MCDONALD People who prefer to believe the worst of others will breed war and religious persecutions while the...
DOROTHY L. SAYERS I would make an anonymous call and say, this is someone who cares, do you know what kind of children...
ELIZABETH BERG There was a very cautious man
Who never laughed or played
He never risked, he never tried,...
JOHN C. MAXWELL Comedy industry people, like club owners, comedians, managers, bookers and the like, all know it's h...
JUDY BROWN He crams with cans of poisoned meat / The subjects of the King, / And when they die by thousands / W...
G. K. CHESTERTON A true friend is one who genuinely laughs when you are happy & also genuinely mourns when you are sa...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) For better or worse, there are few things so disarming as one who laughs well at her own expense.
AMOR TOWLES Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as ...
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