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Few cases of eyestrain have been developed by looking on the bright side of things.
SOURCE UNKNOWN Few cases of eyestrain have been developed by looking on the bright side of things.
There is no danger of developing eyestrain from looking on the bright side of things.
SOURCE UNKNOWN No one ever injured his eyesight by looking on the bright side of things.
UNKNOWN No man ever injured his eyesight by looking on the bright side of things.
UNKNOWN Well, yelling real loud, that's an important skill to have, too. You never know when you might walk ...
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