All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
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SHELLEY WINTERS In Hollywood all the marriages are happy, it's trying
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SHELLY WINTERS All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.
RAYMOND HULL Marriages are all happy its having breakfast together that causes all the trouble.
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H. JACKSON BROWN, JR. All marriages are mixed marriages.
CHANTAL SAPERSTEIN The only happy marriages I know are arranged ones.
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ERIK PEVERNAGIE But you make me happy. It's living up to being happy that's the difficult part.
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ANDY FISHER There would be more good marriages if the marriage partners didn't live together.
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ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Marriages are made in Heaven.
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RUSSIAN PROVERB Life is always good, if those who are living a round you are happy with what's going on.
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STEVEN MAGEE Delineations are becoming particularly difficult as the groups increasingly work together,
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JOYCE BROTHERS We're all going to work together. It's not difficult for anybody to learn.
HAMIDOU KOIVOGUI Necessity reconciles and brings men together; and this accidental connection afterwards forms itself...
MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE All the principles of heaven and earth are living inside you. Life itself is truth, and this will ne...
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EARL BLUMENAUER The congressman is a very happy man right now. They are looking forward to their wedding and a very ...
DOUG GORDON Happy songs are very difficult to write. How many truly great upbeat songs are there?
NATALIE IMBRUGLIA Happy marriages begin when we marry the ones we love, and they blossom when we love the ones we marr...
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SHERYL SANDBERG We've been putting an all-star team together that has been dysfunctional and troublesome. I think no...
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ELBERT HUBBARD If we don't work together . . . we run the risk of changes that are difficult or impossible to corre...
BRUCE TOMINELLO Positive contentment is the secret of happy living.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
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Put a little boogy in it!
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ANONYMOUS Stop the earth from spinning, I want to get off!
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Polaroids.
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