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I believe that he was really sorry that people would not believe he was sorry that he was not more sorry.


Samuel Butler

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CHAD TRACY He told me he was truly sorry. We talked for about 20 minutes, just us. It was weird how he just hel...
LARRY RODRIGUEZ Not every man was sorry when he hurt a woman.
SARAH ADDISON ALLEN He was basically not sorry for the fact that Tanzanians were killed, that it was described as part o...
ABIGAIL PERKINS That had nothing to do with it, absolutely nothing. I was sorry he said that.
ROBERT NOVAK He told me he was very sorry for me.
SERGIO SCAGLIONE He joked that he was sorry he put the plane down 6 inches off the center line,
ANTONIO VILLARAIGOSA I'm sorry, but I was born with a towel on my head.
CHARLES OLSON Jasmine apologized and said she was sorry and said she loved me, she couldn't believe it and sai...
LATOYA LONDON He just said he was so sorry that he had that on his record. He just wanted to clear his record befo...
FRANKIE HARRIS He indicated that he was sorry that he had done this to Diane and certainly the effect that it had o...
ROBERT KELLY Everybody was sorry. Sorry was easy. Sorry was for suckers.
GRETCHEN MCNEIL He told me he was sorry about my son, and that he made a mistake. I told him that I understood that....
HARZEL TYUS The thief is sorry he is to be hanged, not that he is a thief
PROVERB I'm sorry for loving you, I'm sorry that I cared, I'm sorry for holding onto you but our love was ra...
MAHMOUD EL HALLAB I killed the President because he was the enemy of the good people, the good working people. I am n...
LEON CZOLGOSZ We told him that a lot of them were killed in the accident and he got really emotional. It was a tou...
CARL PETERSEN He just said this was unfortunate and I'm sorry it happened.
DENNIS WILDER Cole was our biggest cheerleader. That was good to see. He wasn't on the bench sulking and feeling s...
JEFF EVENS I feel sorry for those people who went through that, but this is not my dad's character. He is not t...
MARLON WILLIAMSON He was sorry for himself as well, for he was doomed to find life and identity in death letters.
MAHESH POUDYAL She said he sounded fantastic. He was alert and was asking how we were doing. He said he was kind of...
ED LONEY You listen to that all year. Digger Phelps said he saw the Missouri Valley Conference and said it wa...
BOB THOMASON fine job when he was here. I'm sorry. He did a fine job coaching the team.
HERB WILLIAMS I believe that God felt sorry for actors so he created Hollywood to give them a place in the sun and...
CEDRIC HARDWICKE He went into the coaches' room to say he was sorry. He felt like he let us down. He said 'I'm sorry ...
LUIS SOJO I'm sorry for you, ... I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles.
LANCE ARMSTRONG I am sorry too," said Lupin. "Sorry I will never know [my son]... but he will know why I died and I ...
J.K. ROWLING When it was over my daughter said, 'Oh, I felt so sorry for him - he didn't want to hurt you...
FAY WRAY He was a very caring father. All he talked about is his baby. I'm just so sorry. They are very good ...
LINDA GREEN I’m sorry,” I whisper.
He takes my face in his hands. “I’m not. I’m not sorry I met y...
JESSICA KHOURY He apologized profusely. “I knew that frog position was too freaky. I’m sorry.”
“It’...
DEBRA ANASTASIA I felt really sorry for him, but after that I knew the gap was open,
HENNIE OTTO You may be sorry that you spoke, sorry you stayed or went, sorry you won or lost, sorry so much was ...
HERBERT PROCHNOW She was aware that reason had left the room. She was not sorry to see it go.
LIBBY CREELMAN I would say I'm sorry he didn't make it, ... And I don't mean that in a flip way. I'm sorry he didn'...
CYNTHIA LENNON I am only sorry that what I said was misinterpreted.
CARLOS QUEIROZ If I turn on the television, am I to believe that that is America? I'm sorry, I don't believe that's...
KAREN BLACK I'm somewhat sorry that I did not stay with Frank longer because he really gave me a first class beg...
LEONARD ROSE No. I got hit right in the nipple. Not fun. He said on the mound he didn't mean to hit me. He just p...
ERIC HINSKE I'm sorry I couldn't be more than I was
MATTHEW QUICK You could definitely hear in his voice that he was sorry for what he did and he expressed that he ha...
JARED DUDLEY He had made himself believe that he was going to get well, which was really more than half the battl...
FRANCES HODGSON BURNETT He was a very good sportsman. It was great fun to compete against him. He was always fair. I'm sorry...
ANDRE LANGE He was sorry, genuinely sorry, for the pain she was in. Yet the revelation had caused certain...
ROBERT GALBRAITH Sorry to hear about your Dad."
He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food w...
J.A. KONRATH Zffff...what was that, sir? That was your life. Can I get another one? No, sorry.
BASIL FAWLTY Dave really is sorry, deeply sorry for the things he's done. Dave is willing to do the penance he ha...
MIKE DEVINE I'm sorry I left. I'm sorry. But I'm here now, so you can't die,” he said, his voice finally break...
V.E. SCHWAB I can't lie and say that I'm sorry that this conclusion happened because I'm not. Dan was very bruta...
TANGEE OVERLY Poor Andy Nave was killed. He refused to surrender and was shot by Dick Fields. I felt sorry as he u...
STAND WATIE When I think of the person that I thought was Bill Clinton, I think he had genuine remorse. When I t...
MONICA LEWINSKY I'm sorry. I know you loved her. It was hard not to.
JOHN GREEN I figured they are deeply sorry. He hurt his family. It's not just one-sided.
JUDY MCDONALD We all have a limit. What we’re willing to put up with before we break. When I married your father...
COLLEEN HOOVER She just said she was sorry and for me to write a note to the church saying that she was sorry for e...
PAM KILLINGSWORTH I believe that a politician needs to be with people.
RAHUL GANDHI He will be sorry for the way he treated you,
Don't you worry about that. Focus on your growth ...
NIKKI ROWE I would tell him to say, 'I'm very, very sorry for every vote I've cast in the past two years,' ... ...
PAUL BEGALA I feel sorry for him because he had put in a lot of hard work. It's a shame that something like this...
JIM HASLETT I'm sorry, I'm a mess, that was too much but it was uplifting.
GAYNELL SHERROD sorry, truly sorry for the pain that I caused.
WAYNE WHITE He's shown remorse for the victims, the surviving victims, and the pain and suffering. He actually h...
BRAD GARRETT I'm not sorry for being sorry.
A.J. CHILSON And, I believe that if a man dies with a single penny still sitting in the bank, he's a fool.
DAN AYKROYD Personally, I liked Admiral Kelso very much. I believe that he served his country with distinction.
JOHN MCCAIN He heard our outrage and our hurt, but he didn't say he was sorry. We didn't take [his comment] out ...
IRMA CARSON He heard our outrage and our hurt, but he didn't say he was sorry. We didn't take (his comment) out ...
IRMA CARSON In order to apologize—really apologize, and not just utter some words—for something one has done...
ELIZABETH V. SPELMAN We're sorry that we're not it.
KAREN DINKINS If I turn on the television, am I to believe that that is America? I'm sorry, I don't believ...
KAREN BLACK The accused was evasive and during the trial he never showed he was sorry; and when the prosecutor r...
GUSTI LANANG DAUH I was raised Catholic and I'm Presbyterian now, but I've always been a Christian, regardless...
PATRICIA HEATON It is a like a defeat for everyone that three guys lost their jobs, ... That was never my intent. I'...
FELIPE ALOU Sorry. How's he doing? Stable? That's good.
MARK LEVY When I think of the person that I thought was Bill Clinton, I think he had genuine remorse. When I t...
MONICA LEWINSKY I believe that I have such a vanilla life.
JEN LANCASTER I believe that I have always told the truth.
ADOLFO AGUILAR ZINSER I'm sorry she had to die like that. She was murdered.
SASHA ADAMS Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart.
ANNE FRANK I'm so sorry," he whispered to her, knowing she couldn't hear. I'm so sorry."
Her mouth moved,...
JAMES DASHNER I’m not sorry it happened,” she told him.
Doran turned to meet her eyes, shaking his head ...
MELISSA LANDERS I think sadly that Morse thinks that he can exist on his own and he only realises at the end that he...
JOHN THAW I'm sorry I ruined your homecoming."
He kissed me once more and then shook his head. "The only ...
MARKELLE GRABO It's really disappointing to lose that way and then have the official say he was sorry, he missed th...
BILL PLEIN He didn't. You know, he said he was being provocative. He has a background in philosophy and the ide...
JAKE TAPPER I am very sorry and angry about the second half. That was a disaster,
SVEN GORAN ERIKSSON I believe that when things are easy, people stay dormant.
OLGA KURYLENKO I believe that government is the servant of the people and not their master.
DAVID ROCKEFELLER With his mind full of the engaging Rosalind, he stared at Mac. “Hi, sorry to interrupt.” He lurc...
NORA ROBERTS I'm so sorry," he whispered to her, knowing she couldn't hear. "I'm so sorry."
Her mouth moved,...
JAMES DASHNER All he said is that he is ready to be out and that he is sorry that has happened and we are ready to...
MEGAN ANTLE I'm sorry if any of you are Catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually...
BILL HICKS Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.
SAM LEVENSON He saw her right after the seventh-period bell rang. She seemed dressed for the sole purpose of blen...
FRANCINE PASCAL He was convinced that Europe would be the graveyard of the Jews, so he was prepared to believe the w...
RICH COHEN He let out a hiss of pain,then smiled that crooked, sheepish smile he always fell back on when he wa...
HOLLY BLACK Some of the people we feel sorry for feel sorry for us for thinking that they are the ones who shoul...
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SAMUEL BUTLER A virtue to be serviceable must, like gold, be alloyed with some commoner, but more durable alloy.
SAMUEL BUTLER Though wisdom cannot be gotten for gold, still less can be gotten without it.
SAMUEL BUTLER For Wealth are all things that conduce, to one's destruction or their use. A standard both to buy an...
SAMUEL BUTLER Work with some men is as besetting a sin as idleness.
SAMUEL BUTLER Every man's work, whether it be literature, or music or pictures or architecture or anything else, i...
SAMUEL BUTLER An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard only one side of the case; God ha...
SAMUEL BUTLER The wish to spread those opinions that we hold conducive to our own welfare is so deeply rooted in ...
SAMUEL BUTLER To swallow gudgeons ere they're catched, And count their chickens ere they're hatched
SAMUEL BUTLER People are lucky and unlucky...according to the ratio between what they get and what they have been ...
SAMUEL BUTLER Quoth Hudibras, I smell a rat; Ralpho, thou dost prevaricate
SAMUEL BUTLER Quoth Hudibras, Friend Ralph, thou hast Outrun the constable at last
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