If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.

A survey found that ten percent of those questioned thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife...

Marriage is like life in this-that it is a field of battle, and not a bed of roses.

Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.

Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.

If I know what love is, it is because of you.