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BRUCE BANTER Politics is like football; if you see daylight, go through the hole.
JOHN F. KENNEDY Politics is like football; if you see daylight, go through the hole.
JOHN FITZGERALD KENNEDY If he can't go in the hole and throw, then he'll know (surgery is) the only alternative.
JIM BOWDEN One thing I learned about Bruce Springsteen is: If there's a problem, you address it,
DAVE MARSH To know wisdom is to be all knowledgeable ,to use that knowledge for the greater good is to no that ...
GARY F EVANS... Yeah, if it was there, that was it. If not, then I'd probably go five-hole if that was there.
CHAD KILGER For that one to go in on the last hole was nice. I'd liked to have given Paul a better run. But seco...
CRAIG LILE Something did happen, and I really don't feel proud of it.
DEYTH BANGER If you looked at our team and did not know who Bruce Hall was, he'd be the 45th kid you'd pick to be...
BERNIE DRISCOLL Even if you were taking a knee, you always kind of checked to see where's Bruce, just to double chec...
PEYTON MANNING I know that I'm not Bruce Springsteen, ... But it was a symbolic statement that I wanted to make.
YOUSSOU N'DOUR IF YOU VISIT YOUR DEALER MORE THAN YOU DO YOUR DENTIST, YOU MAY HAVE A PROBLEM - Bruce Banter
BRUCE BANTER When you know what you're passionate about and what you want to do, just go for it and own it.
VICTORIA JUSTICE And Lay had better not think he has it any easier. At the end of the day you go into a case like thi...
JOEL ANDROPHY We don't know what to do. If we go to Dallas or if we stay here, we don't know what will be better.
HERMAN TRUJILLO If you open a hole, you open a hole. Anybody can run through it. The way the guys have played this y...
DAN KREIDER If you can't go around it, over it, or through it, you had better negotiate with it
ASHLEIGH BRILLIANT Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there.
SOURCE UNKNOWN You see a hole in the defense, and you can go right, go left. You can go around them, or you can run...
LUKE TAYLOR If you can do it, why you won't do it???
If you have chance why you won't use it?
DEYTH BANGER If we all took a minute to reflect upon the wrong we do we would be quite surprised or shocked.Inste...
GARY F EVANS... Men travel faster now, but I do not know if they go to better things.
WILLA SIBERT CATHER If it was a story… you could get a hole… Because you are one fucking damn lucky biatch.
DEYTH BANGER Will Rogers once said, 'If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.' Medi...
LEONARD BURMAN Let's go take a walk down to the blue hole. You need to look at some water.
BARBARA KINGSOLVER If you're a big Nirvana fan, a big Hole fan, then I understand why you would want to get to know...
FRANCES BEAN COBAIN You know, you're just not supposed to be hitting a flip wedge into that hole,
WALT DISNEY Patches don’t look it, but when attached to your soul they can get pretty heavy. They go over the ...
NATHAN REESE MAHER Are you out of your goddamn mind? You think we can take on two hundred soldiers? I know I am an extr...
TAHEREH MAFI If you want to be different, if you want to be better than normal, then you must live differently.
CRAIG GROESCHEL The person that made me want to make movies, and the reason I do films, is Bruce Lee. He was an incr...
LL COOL J If you ask most high schoolers who Bruce Lee is, they will say that it someone they sit next to in E...
SETH ROGEN If you?re going to go to college for something, you?d better be sure you?d really like to do it.
CRAIG COLBENSON China is a big black hole ö if you write a complaint it will be ignored.
STEVE ATKINS If we don't fear God, it's because we don't know God.
CRAIG GROESCHEL We had a few chats. Personal issues. If you ever have to go through it, you'd know.
DARREN CLARKE It gets in your blood. If you're doing it for the money, you're going to go into the hole. We do it ...
JAMES WELLS Being on Facebook too much in a row is like playing chess in a black hole. You never know if the nex...
ANA CLAUDIA ANTUNES When you learn a Bruce Springsteen song, it's like learning to ride a bike. You don't forget...
CLARENCE CLEMONS If you don't know where you want to go, then it doesn't matter which path you take.
LEWIS CARROLL If something excites you, go for it.
CHAD HURLEY You've gotta go for it, and go for it with gusto.
ELIZABETH MITCHELL You know," Shane said twenty minutes later, "I'd feel a whole lot better about the two of us if you ...
RACHEL CAINE Bruce said he's going to be monitoring my every move. I've just got to work hard and keep improving ...
FREDDY ADU Hold it down until you come up
JOHNNIE DENT JR. I'm a big Bruce Lee fan, and if I saw Bruce Lee try to be some namby-pamby lawyer, I'd want ...
JASON STATHAM Heaven left a hole in your heart.
But it’s up to you to choose if that hole will be fi...
TESSA SHAFFER We ought to be tired of empty buildings. If they tear down Roosevelt, you'll have another big, empty...
CURTIS JOHNSON As the years go by, you get to know yourself better and learn what works for you.
MARIE HELVIN If you know something will go wrong and you do everything to stop it from happening, then something ...
PHOTO It was a no-brainer. If Luc starts something, you know it's going to go to the right people.
IAN LAPERRIERE You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.
JEANIENE FROST It is hard to go beyond your public. If they are satisfied with cheap performance, you will not easi...
RALPH WALDO EMERSON Whatever kind of movie it is, you're going to be more into it when you care more about the drama, or...
LUKE WILSON I was ready to go, but it was just one of those nights. You can't dig yourself a hole like that and ...
MARTIN BIRON You had better be a round peg in a square hole than a round peg in a round hole. The latter is in fo...
ELBERT HUBBARD If you start by doing it right, they'll be better in the end. But if I let them go, it ain't going t...
FRED GRAVES If you have knowledge, then use it for educating not for degrading.
FAISAL NAWAZ MAITLO A lot of the problems teenagers go through, it's better for them to go through them on their own...
BEN SAVAGE If you can't go back to your mother's womb, you'd better learn to be a good fighter.
ANCHEE MIN It is better to be a pragmatist than a lunatic.
DEBASISH MRIDHA Dirk wasn't himself in letting Bruce Bowen kind of get under his skin a little bit. He's better than...
JERRY STACKHOUSE Every position is competitive. Whether you have Jim Kelly or Bruce Smith, if there is a better playe...
DICK JAURON On our fourth hole at the Island Course (a par-3), the green is extremely wide and if you put the pi...
JAY OVERTON To add an AC outlet, for example, you just drill a circular hole in the wall, tap into the wiring, a...
RANDY BACHMAN If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging
COWBOY PROVERB You know you're in love when you don't wanna go to sleep at night because your life is better than a...
UNKOWN If you need to be selective about the work at a company, maybe you need to be more selective about t...
BRUCE OUTRIDGE You achieve nothing wishing to be trained. If you want to get better, go get trained
SOTONYE ANGA I didn't know because I had my head down running and I didn't see our third base coach Bruce Fields ...
CURTIS GRANDERSON Have confidence in everything. No matter what it is that you're doing, know that you can do it b...
O'SHEA JACKSON, JR. There's always a hole in theories somewhere if you look close enough.
MARK TWAIN I don't know how a law will control Internet gambling. If you bring it to America and have regulatio...
ARNIE WEXLER To play like that in front of so many people who have made the program what it is, you just want to ...
ANN STROTHER How will you know how far to go if you do not occasionally go too far?
RON JEFFRIES That’s the way it is with dreams. They scratch at your door. You see them through the peep hole: a...
MONIQUE DUVAL A warp," Nita whispered. "A tunnel through space-time. Are you a white hole?"
It stopped bobbin...
DIANE DUANE A black hole is simply the end of space as we know it!
THOMAS WALLACE SCHERZER If we want to make this world a better place. We need to change our selves first. If you know where ...
VICTOR WERNET In France, if you have any sort of talent, you'd better keep it here. And if you're going to...
JEAN RENO You don't really replace a player like Jeremy Bruce,
JOE HAMILTON Women who focus on style over substance usually find themselves in a big fucking hole, with other me...
EMILIE AUTUMN If you have nothing better to do, go to bed with your own wife.
VIKRANT PARSAI The internet to me is kind of like a black hole, and I never really go on it.
JENNIFER LAWRENCE How to get it, I annoy you???
You are not interested???
What's the idea???
DEYTH BANGER We just really didn't have it in us, ... I really don't know how we're going to react. Some teams go...
RANDY MOSS I know you think I'm crazy. I go into a different room and I actually felt like it takes me to a bet...
MARTIN LAWRENCE The guys at Maryland didn't know Bruce, and he was raw offensively. They were saying, 'Well, if he c...
TONY MASSENBURG The most important thing to do if you find yourself in a hole is to stop digging.
WARREN BUFFETT It is a lie.
ARTHUR MILLER We know that if you lose, you go home now. It's not lose and go look at it on film. If you lose, the...
COREY BREWER It's sometimes better to have a father figure to rebel against than nothing, than just a black h...
JEAN-MICHEL JARRE You can sightread better if you know your scales and arpeggios.
JAMES GALWAY Why is it that if you hit a shot to within a tenth of an inch of the hole, it's a great shot, bu...
DAVID L. WOLPER You can't start a product simply by building it. You have to know why you're building it, an...
MIKE KRIEGER You better go for it when you have a chance and trust your feelings. It paid off well. I was quite c...
KIMI RAIKKONEN If you know somethin' well, you can always paint it [but] people would be better off buyin' chickens...
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LENNY BRUCE In every pang that rends the heart the Man of Sorrows has a part.
MICHAEL BRUCE When you're through changing, you're through.
BRUCE BARTON If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric...
LENNY BRUCE Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside them...
BRUCE BARTON The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity -- an overwhelming faith in the...
BRUCE BARTON Advertising is the very essence of democracy.
BRUCE BARTON Such is an actor's life. We must ride the waves of every film, barfing occasionally, yet maintain ou...
BRUCE CAMPBELL Take things as they are. Punch when you have to punch. Kick when you have to kick.
BRUCE LEE Communism is like one big phone company.
LENNY BRUCE For good or ill, your conversation is your advertisement. Every time you open your mouth you let men...
BRUCE BURTON Today's comedian has a cross to bear that he built himself. A comedian of the older generation did a...
LENNY BRUCE The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can
LENNY BRUCE America has the longest prison sentences in the West, yet the only condition long sentences demonstr...
BRUCE JACKSON Too many children in foster care are falling through cracks. . . . Be a hero -- take the time learn ...
BRUCE WILLIS Conceit is God's gift to little men
BRUCE BARTON In every pang that rends the heart
The Man of Sorrows had a part.
MICHAEL BRUCE Now a Jew, in the dictionary, is one who is descended from the ancient tribes of Judea, or one who i...
LENNY BRUCE The thing with Catholicism, the same as all religions, is that it teaches what should be, which seem...
LENNY BRUCE Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.
LENNY BRUCE The height of cultivation runs to simplicity. Halfway cultivation runs to ornamentation.
BRUCE LEE It's not the daily increase but daily decrease. Hack away at the unessential.
BRUCE LEE Many a person who goes on a diet finds out in short order that they are poor losers
BRUCE FROEMMING Some guys they just give up living, others start dying little by little piece by piece, some guys co...
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN One day it's going to dawn on the human race that war is as barbaric a means of resolving conflict a...
BRUCE KENT Waving the flag at the 1976 Olympics wasn't my idea. It was too much apple pie and ice cream. Not th...
BRUCE JENNER