I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I've got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.

I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.

You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it

CASSIO: Dost thou hear, my honest friend?
CLOWN: No, I hear not your honest friend, I hear you.
CASSIO: Prithee, keep up thy quillets.