Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?