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BILL ENGVALL What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.
JEFF FOXWORTHY I have never had the ambition to be famous for nothing. You have to do something with your life.
GABRIELLA WILDE A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relative. Then you can not only be no...
P. J. O'ROURKE Nothing prepares you better than racing with tremendous competition.
JAMES BUTLER Never strive to be famous in life,but rather strive for your ideas to become famous so that you also...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) It's really cool. After we're finished playing, people like Jeff Healey and Alex Walker will be play...
KYLE YOUNG Being an umpire is like being a king. It prepares you for nothing.
RON LUCIANO Quiero que [mi hijo] conozca el secreto de la felicidad, algo tan sencillo que da la impresión de q...
JAMES RHODES All that schooling never prepares you for the reality of life.
JULIETTE LEWIS I could definitely relate to [ Almost Famous character] Jeff Bebe. I care about acting. I care about...
JASON LEE But, I've learned, as we all must, that adults are jerks too. At least some of them. And that's why ...
CLINTON KELLY When you see her hit a golf ball, nothing prepares you for it. It's just the scariest thing you have...
FRED COUPLES You can't choose what you're famous for in life.
DAVE KELLETT Once you become famous, there is nothing left to become but infamous.
DON JOHNSON In the beginning, we didn't have a clue. When the oldest comes along, you don't have an instruction ...
CHRISTINE MAZIER If anything prepares you to be president, it's being a Red Sox fan.
SENATOR JOHN KERRY If you want to make a difference in someone's life, you don't need to be gorgeous, rich, famous, bri...
KAREN SALMANSOHN Dare to seize all the opportunities on your paths.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA The sad heart needs work to do.
JOAN BAUER If you fear nothing, you love nothing. If you love nothing, what joy can there be in life?
UNKNOWN A quality education prepares you to make a living, make better choices, and have more doors open as ...
SUSAN C. YOUNG Do you love me as the person that I am now, or do you love me as the person I used to be?
ANTHONY T. HINCKS You can do anything in this world if you are prepares to take the consequences.
W. SOMERSET MAUGHAM Remember to afford yourself
the same generosity
you give to others.
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI Be generous with your
time and energy. The harder
it is to give, the more
the other p...
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI Recognise how much
you have to give.
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI Although happiness is a state
of being, it usually still requires
some doing if it is to b...
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI Commit to being happy and
make the choices that will
support your commitment.
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI Be courageous in your
decision-making.
Stand by your choices
and never look back.
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI Don’t rely on the opinions of others.
Only you will know what is
right for you.
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI Unless you have the
courage to say ‘no’ to
the things you don’t want,
it’s ha...
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI Be honest with yourself.
You can’t be the best
you can be unless you know
who you r...
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI It’s easy to be brave when
everything is going your way.
When the going gets tough,
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI To be happy, you need to do
the right thing for you,
even when it feels like the
hard...
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI Don’t take your happiness for
granted. Be proactive about
maintaining and sustaining it<...
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI There is a big difference between
being self-ist and being selfish—
putting yourself fir...
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI The only person who can
take responsibility for your
happiness is you.
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI Being the best you can be
takes courage. You need to own
your decisions and have the
...
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI The most important
commitment you will ever make
is to being the best you can be.
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI Most people are fine with fine
and okay with okay.
If you want to be the best you
can...
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI Very few changes in life are
achieved without effort and a
commitment to making that effor...
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI When you decide to be the best
you can be, don’t be surprised
if the circle of people yo...
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI Live your life with courageous
integrity. Do the right thing,
not the easy thing.
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI If someone tries to undermine
your commitment, re-evaluate
your commitment to them.
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI Identify your driving motivation
and you will have all the
encouragement you need.
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI Give the people you love the
best of yourself, not the worst.
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI Sometimes being happy will
require some difficult conversations.
Some of those conversatio...
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI Anger prepares us to fight and fear prepares us to flee.
CHIP HEATH And that's what saved Jeff Bridges' life.
RUSTY GREGORY To be or not to be is not a question of compromise. Either you be or you don't be.
GOLDA MEIR There's nothing to be said for being famous. It's a pain. You can't be rude to people - ...
TERRY WOGAN Remember that yours is not the only heart that may be wishing for love.
CAMERON DOKEY What a squalid and irresponsible little profession it is. Nothing prepares you for how bad Fleet Str...
KEN LIVINGSTONE Jeff and I would have liked to have had it all or nothing, but we have a client in the middle.
TOM GRIFFITH Be who you want to be not what others think you should be.
BILAL SAIF I certainly don't think you need to be famous to want to leave a legacy, but when you are famous...
SHANIA TWAIN Be strong and courageous to take risks.
Without trying and taking risks, you will miss great op...
LAILAH GIFTYAKITA I could have been a dental hygienist with nothing bad ever appearing in print about me, but that's n...
JULIA ROBERTS Dare to follow your own paths.
Dare to be yourself.
Dare to be different.
LAILAH GIFTYAKITA That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.
JEFF FOXWORTHY Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?
JEFF FOXWORTHY You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remem...
JEFF FOXWORTHY Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if y...
JEFF FOXWORTHY I've never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished the fifth grade a year before I did.
JEFF FOXWORTHY I've never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished the fifth grade a year before I did.
JEFF FOXWORTHY If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the wor...
JEFF FOXWORTHY My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not ...
JEFF FOXWORTHY If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the wor...
JEFF FOXWORTHY If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a red...
JEFF FOXWORTHY Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls an...
JEFF FOXWORTHY I teach a Bible study for homeless guys in downtown Atlanta every week. Been doing it for years. Tha...
JEFF FOXWORTHY The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney ...
JEFF FOXWORTHY Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat doo...
JEFF FOXWORTHY Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what y...
JEFF FOXWORTHY If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a ...
JEFF FOXWORTHY I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has...
JEFF FOXWORTHY The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing i...
JEFF FOXWORTHY There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can g...
JEFF FOXWORTHY The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked...
JEFF FOXWORTHY You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
JEFF FOXWORTHY My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don...
JEFF FOXWORTHY When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.
JEFF FOXWORTHY I never thought I would do a game show, but now I guess I'm now officially in that genre.
JEFF FOXWORTHY For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on lif...
JEFF FOXWORTHY Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me ...
JEFF FOXWORTHY Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother -- you're not sure what you'...
JEFF FOXWORTHY glorious absence of sophistication.
JEFF FOXWORTHY You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not "professional" any more
JEFF FOXWORTHY If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.
JEFF FOXWORTHY If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
JEFF FOXWORTHY You may be a redneck if . . . your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
JEFF FOXWORTHY I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
JEFF FOXWORTHY You may be a redneck if . . . you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
JEFF FOXWORTHY There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can g...
JEFF FOXWORTHY Jeff puts his relationship first and foremost and realizes I do the same, so he really watches out f...
JEFF FOXWORTHY Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary: Words You Knew the Meaning Of
JEFF FOXWORTHY You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign ...
JEFF FOXWORTHY We don't do that here. We only take urine samples.
JEFF FOXWORTHY Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?
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That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.
JEFF FOXWORTHY Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?
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JEFF FOXWORTHY Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if y...
JEFF FOXWORTHY I've never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished the fifth grade a year before I did.
JEFF FOXWORTHY I've never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished the fifth grade a year before I did.
JEFF FOXWORTHY If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the wor...
JEFF FOXWORTHY My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not ...
JEFF FOXWORTHY If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the wor...
JEFF FOXWORTHY If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a red...
JEFF FOXWORTHY Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls an...
JEFF FOXWORTHY I teach a Bible study for homeless guys in downtown Atlanta every week. Been doing it for years. Tha...
JEFF FOXWORTHY The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney ...
JEFF FOXWORTHY Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat doo...
JEFF FOXWORTHY Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what y...
JEFF FOXWORTHY If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a ...
JEFF FOXWORTHY I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has...
JEFF FOXWORTHY The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing i...
JEFF FOXWORTHY There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can g...
JEFF FOXWORTHY The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked...
JEFF FOXWORTHY You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
JEFF FOXWORTHY My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don...
JEFF FOXWORTHY When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.
JEFF FOXWORTHY I never thought I would do a game show, but now I guess I'm now officially in that genre.
JEFF FOXWORTHY For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on lif...
JEFF FOXWORTHY What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.
JEFF FOXWORTHY Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me ...
JEFF FOXWORTHY Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother -- you're not sure what you'...
JEFF FOXWORTHY glorious absence of sophistication.
JEFF FOXWORTHY You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not "professional" any more
JEFF FOXWORTHY If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.
JEFF FOXWORTHY If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
JEFF FOXWORTHY You may be a redneck if . . . your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
JEFF FOXWORTHY I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
JEFF FOXWORTHY You may be a redneck if . . . you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
JEFF FOXWORTHY There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can g...
JEFF FOXWORTHY Jeff puts his relationship first and foremost and realizes I do the same, so he really watches out f...
JEFF FOXWORTHY Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary: Words You Knew the Meaning Of
JEFF FOXWORTHY You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign ...
JEFF FOXWORTHY We don't do that here. We only take urine samples.
JEFF FOXWORTHY Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?
JEFF FOXWORTHY If men have a smell it's usually an accident.
JEFF FOXWORTHY For a long time, because it goes against the message that the advertising world sends to you, they w...
JEFF FOXWORTHY [Watching a baby being born] is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat d...
JEFF FOXWORTHY Country music is about new love and it's about old love.
JEFF FOXWORTHY If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the wor...
JEFF FOXWORTHY Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
JEFF FOXWORTHY I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the ...
JEFF FOXWORTHY If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.
JEFF FOXWORTHY If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.
JEFF FOXWORTHY You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how muc...
JEFF FOXWORTHY You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
JEFF FOXWORTHY When I first started out, being from the South and going to New York or Chicago, people kept telling...
JEFF FOXWORTHY I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ poi...
JEFF FOXWORTHY It strikes me as a sound, honest statement for a prospective voter to say: 'Look, I haven't ...
JEFF GREENFIELD I do believe we have voter fraud in America.
JEFF SESSIONS Where I grew up, I could be a punk rocker and a jock. But in college, it became apparent that those ...
JEFF AMENT I cherish my privacy, and woe betide anyone who tries to interfere with that.
JEFF BECK Richard Donner's friendship and guidance showed me that there's more to life than being an a...
JEFF COHEN Market leadership can translate directly to higher revenue, higher profitability, greater capital ve...
JEFF BEZOS We expect all our businesses to have a positive impact on our top and bottom lines. Profitability is...
JEFF BEZOS If you're competitor-focused, you have to wait until there is a competitor doing something. Bein...
JEFF BEZOS It's not an experiment if you know it's going to work.
JEFF BEZOS Life's too short to hang out with people who aren't resourceful.
JEFF BEZOS What's dangerous is not to evolve.
JEFF BEZOS I write for kids because I think the most interesting (and most humorous) stories come from people...
JEFF KINNEY People are roasting each other at parties, at work events, around the fire. It's so fun. People ...
JEFF ROSS If you can't tolerate critics, don't do anything new or interesting.
JEFF BEZOS 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' is my first book, and it's the fulfillment of a life-long dream. ...
JEFF KINNEY I know Elon, we're very like minded in many ways. We're not conceptual twins. One thing I wa...
JEFF BEZOS Tyria's a big world. We get a grand tour in 'Ghosts of Ascalon.' We're in Divinity...
JEFF GRUBB When the blood of thousands of Americans is shed, the impact lingers. For a generation after the Civ...
JEFF GREENFIELD You obviously don't really forget how to play the old songs; you just don't have to spend so...
JEFF TWEEDY I think frugality drives innovation, just like other constraints do. One of the only ways to get out...
JEFF BEZOS Most cynics are really crushed romantics: they've been hurt, they're sensitive, and their cy...
JEFF BRIDGES It's not about finding relevance or perfection or imperfection in objects, but it's that you...
JEFF KOONS There's kind of a Zen aspect to bowling. The pins are either staying up or down before you even ...
JEFF BRIDGES The beauty of the Internet is that anybody can be a broadcaster now.
JEFF ZUCKER We just got a tour bus. I didn't know tour buses could be this nice. It's just me, Brian Han...
JEFF DUNHAM When I was growing up, my house was filled with books. My mother was an educator, and my father was ...
JEFF KINNEY Some states like Nebraska have thus far responsibly managed their budgets, even in tough times, and ...
JEFF FORTENBERRY Puberty was the main culprit in ending my acting career. I went from being kind of this chunky littl...
JEFF COHEN The Census Bureau can ask citizens very invasive questions, and if they don't respond, the gover...
JEFF DUNCAN While the Census Bureau already has a legal obligation to keep people's information confidential...
JEFF DUNCAN Monkeys can't talk, stupid!
JEFF KINNEY What Richard and Mildred Loving did was, by their nature, not by any calculus, they separated themse...
JEFF NICHOLS I think Vice is vastly overrated. And I think that if you are interested in reaching young males, wh...
JEFF ZUCKER Why - because as a oil and gas small business owner - I know if someone is not doing their job, they...
JEFF LANDRY Protestations of indifference to higher office are hard to take seriously when the 'non-candidat...
JEFF GREENFIELD One of the pillars of backward thinking in America is the idea that you can have jobs or you can hav...
JEFF GOODELL I'm actually the son of Mary Guibert. My mother was born in the Panama Canal zone and came to Am...
JEFF BUCKLEY I certainly try to avoid getting bogged down in forensics. There is certainly a whole lot of other w...
JEFF LINDSAY I love the ocean. Boats, not so much.
JEFF GOLDBLUM Sensitivity isn't being wimpy. It's about being so painfully aware that a flea landing on a ...
JEFF BUCKLEY It is very difficult to get people to focus on the most important things when you're in boom tim...
JEFF BEZOS People can transcend and overcome their differences and be very easily bonded.
JEFF FORTENBERRY If I'm on form and I'm not being bothered too much by mental problems or whatever, I can whi...
JEFF BECK It's not a born-again thing; it was a peaceful, really, really cool moment where I just felt tha...
JEFF FISHER For the first time I could remember, I felt weak, woozy and stupid— like a human-being. Like a ver...
JEFF LINDSAY There is no such thing as political science, but there are tenancies so strong that they might as we...
JEFF GREENFIELD Stop trying to treat music like it's a tennis shoe, something to be branded. If the music indust...
JEFF TWEEDY For special wrestlers, there's somewhere else to go - as long as you're not brainwashed by t...
JEFF HARDY From the industry's point of view, the problem is not that coal companies blast the top off moun...
JEFF GOODELL I'm lying in my bed, blanket is warm, this body will never keep me safe from harm. I still feel ...
JEFF BUCKLEY I am not going to approve the home-screening format for my film just carte blanche in lieu of a thea...
JEFF NICHOLS Editorial pages all say, 'Well, the other guy has a point, too. It remains to be seen how this w...
JEFF MACNELLY I am not the Jeff Sessions my detractors have tried to create. I am not a racist. I am not insensiti...
JEFF SESSIONS Some of these people need ten years of therapy --ten sentences of mine do not equal ten years of the...
JEFF ZASLOW But there is a limit to thinking about even a small piece of something monumental. You still see the...
JEFF VANDERMEER I am not shy about admitting my modest talents. For example, I am happy to admit that I am better th...
JEFF LINDSAY You can't do everything but you can do something!
JEFF DIXON Acting is nothing more or less than playing. The idea is to humanize life.
JEFF GOLDBLUM Cats are smarter than dogs. You can not get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
JEFF VALDEZ Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
JEFF PESIS Two monologues do not make a dialogue.
JEFF DALY Change happens in the boiler room of our emotions... so find out how to light their fires.
JEFF DEWAR We are not put on this earth for ourselves, but are placed here for each other. If you are there alw...
JEFF WARNER Do you remember how slowly the days passed when you were a child? An 80-mile car trip seemed endless...
JEFF DAVIDSON The beaten path is the safest, but the traffics terrible.
JEFF TAYLOR What are the best times to reflect on the course of your life? Whenever you are near water, such as ...
JEFF DAVIDSON Ask yourself, If I had only sixty seconds on the stage, what would I absolutely have to say to get m...
JEFF DEWAR The constant dilemma of the information age is that our ability to gathera sea of data greatly excee...
JEFF DAVIDSON We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
JEFF ARDER When a heart breaks
it also opens
-Jeff Arch- screenwriter.
JEFF ARCH Two monologues do not make a dialogue.
JEFF DALY You think Nature is some Disney movie? Nature is a killer. Nature is a bitch. It's feeding time out ...
JEFF MELVOIN The law is not so much carved in stone as it is written in water, flowing in and out with the tide.
JEFF MELVOIN Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
JEFF VALDEZ George Washington had a vision for this country. Was it three days of uninterrupted shopping?
JEFF MELVOIN Sexually,we are all competing for the same seat on the bus and the thing that holds it together is t...
JEFF MELVOIN When people are committed to things, and the world view they have is no longer in alignment with our...
JEFF BAENA There are so many books I love for different reasons. For superhero stuff, I always go back to Alan ...
JEFF LEMIRE I like Donald. I guess I shouldn't call him that. I like President Trump. He's affable. He...
JEFF ZUCKER If you only do things where you know the answer in advance, your company goes away.
JEFF BEZOS I think we're programmed for hardship. In my experience, human beings are happiest when they'...
JEFF CARLSON Kids can sniff out when they are being preached to, and they don't like it. So while my books ar...
JEFF KINNEY There's also a lot of gritty Americana type of bands. I actually have a lot of Britpop on my iPo...
JEFF VANDERMEER With a nation at war against terrorism and our men and women on the front line defending our homelan...
JEFF MILLER The funny thing about 'Take Shelter' is that a lot of people talk about how it was allegory ...
JEFF NICHOLS The basic social contract is that citizens agree to follow the law, pay their taxes, and devote thei...
JEFF SESSIONS The enemies of freedom are waging an all-out assault on the Second Amendment to the Constitution, wh...
JEFF DUNCAN I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see...
JEFF DUNHAM I would go to bed every night and have dreams about having a time machine and somehow I'd have t...
JEFF MANGUM Today, energy prices are at historic highs. Some analysts estimate that energy price shocks this yea...
JEFF BINGAMAN I'm a chairperson for 'No Kid Hungry', a campaign for poor American children.
JEFF BRIDGES As a strong supporter of our 2nd Amendment rights, I believe tougher enforcement of our nation's...
JEFF MILLER This was one of the places people told me to go, it was one the big trips that you should see: Alask...
JEFF GOLDBLUM When we talk about the things at Airbnb that are challenging and that they are going to have to over...
JEFF JORDAN Airbnb started with 'air bed and breakfast.'
JEFF JORDAN I don't think our government really has much of a policy about air travel. I would compare the p...
JEFF SMISEK I don't know any artists that are really emotionally well adjusted. In fact, I think we're a...
JEFF BUCKLEY A company shouldn't get addicted to being shiny, because shiny doesn't last.
JEFF BEZOS It is a significant acknowledgment that the way people are watching television is changing and the m...
JEFF ZUCKER Critics... They're like traffic cops. They say what they have to say, then leave, and another gu...
JEFF BUCKLEY Just because an individual in his 30s hasn't found true love and, yes, there are opportunities t...
JEFF GARCIA Marriage has been defined by every legislature that has ever sat in the United States from every Sta...
JEFF SESSIONS Corn is already the most subsidized crop in America, raking in a total of $51 billion in federal han...
JEFF GOODELL The 2004 Election marks the first time in modern political history that Republican voter turnout mat...
JEFF MILLER Reconciliation is a special budget procedure to change entitlement and tax laws. It cannot be filibu...
JEFF MILLER It is no secret that our tax code is drastically outdated and burdensome to all Americans. Fortunate...
JEFF MILLER I, in fact, have been involved in the construction of and the management of wastewater treatment pla...
JEFF MILLER Every American knows there are government expenses that are absolutely not necessary. I disagree wit...
JEFF MILLER As a taxpayer, I want to assure you that Republicans are doing everything we can to reduce wasteful ...
JEFF MILLER It is not secret here in Congress we have not had the discipline in many instances to keep our hands...
JEFF MILLER I've often argued that oil and gas exploration is a state's rights issue. It is abundantly c...
JEFF MILLER I have always been a firm believer in the longstanding American principle of having the right to bea...
JEFF MILLER Far too often we see attention paid to the firearm and not the criminal.
JEFF MILLER All are free to believe or not believe; all are free to practice a faith or not. But those who belie...
JEFF MILLER According to the U.S. Census, the most common reason people give for not voting is that they were to...
JEFF MILLER I think it's unconscionable for a Senator from Massachusetts to come down here and tell the peop...
JEFF MILLER I continue to vote against such spending increases, but sometimes I think some of my Republican coll...
JEFF MILLER Democrats have no agenda, no plan for the future, and no sense of leadership.
JEFF MILLER Second, the facility at Guantanamo Bay is necessary to national security.
JEFF MILLER The marriage of a man and woman is the most enduring human institution, honored in all cultures and ...
JEFF MILLER In our open society, we are inclined to give to the less fortunate for the pure goodness of giving. ...
JEFF MILLER That future depends on the values of self-government, our sense of duty, loyalty, self-confidence an...
JEFF MILLER We need religion as a guide. We need it because we are imperfect. Our government needs the church, b...
JEFF MILLER The democratic process is only as great as the people who participate in it.
JEFF MILLER To be able to always have a super sense of who I was and my own real identity and be petty and seem ...
JEFF GOLDBLUM The human brain is an incredible pattern-matching machine.
JEFF BEZOS All flowers in time bend towards the sun, I know you say there's no one for you, But here is one...
JEFF BUCKLEY I don't really need to be remembered. I hope the music's remembered.
JEFF BUCKLEY Legislation is the only lasting solution for the men and women brought to this country through no fa...
JEFF DENHAM Decades of scientific research has proven that carbon pollution is harmful to human health and cause...
JEFF MERKLEY Great industries are never made from single companies. There is room in space for a lot of winners.
JEFF BEZOS I'm skeptical of any mission that has advertisers at its centerpiece.
JEFF BEZOS The perception of Donald Trump in capitals around the world is shaped, in many ways, by CNN. Continu...
JEFF ZUCKER The best customer service is if the customer doesn't need to call you, doesn't need to talk ...
JEFF BEZOS I've never run into a person who yearns for their middle school days.
JEFF KINNEY In reality, studies show that investments to spur renewable energy and boost energy efficiency gener...
JEFF GOODELL Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday; I was there...
JEFF DUNHAM I'm often loose with my tongue. I may have said something about the NAACP being un-American or C...
JEFF SESSIONS I've always been at the intersection of computers and whatever they can revolutionize.
JEFF BEZOS A brand for a company is like a reputation for a person. You earn reputation by trying to do hard th...
JEFF BEZOS I belong to the political party that generally fits my philosophical beliefs, but I reserve the righ...
JEFF FORTENBERRY The House of Representatives should not be locked down by the decided play of a few in leadership.
JEFF FORTENBERRY Being myself is what got me to where I am.
JEFF HARDY The willingness of America's veterans to sacrifice for our country has earned them our lasting g...
JEFF MILLER I think fear is what keeps us from going over the edge. I mean, as a race car driver, I don't th...
JEFF GORDON What we need to do is always lean into the future; when the world changes around you and when it cha...
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