There is no use in walking five miles to fish when you can depend on being just as unsuccessful near home.

Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employ a million

Adam was the only man who, when saying a good thing, knew that nobody had said it before him.

God was left out of the Constitution but was furnished a front seat on the coins of the country.

You aim for the palace and get drowned in the sewer

No better liar had there been in these parts as that ball player with hams for arms unless he be a man with a fishing rod and tackle box in his hands and his feet wet as rain.