Too Late

[IN THE SIX-AND-A-HALF YEARS since he took over] The Daily Show, ... The Late Late Show.

I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over.

He is the highlight of many late-afternoon casual conversations in the clubhouse.

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch with prejudices they didn't even know they had.