You have no idea of the women I didn't marry.
ARTIE SHAW Shoot for the moon - if you miss you'll end up in the stars.
ARTIE SHAW The last popular song that I loved was 'Living La Vida Loca' by Ricky Martin,
ARTIE SHAW A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.
ARTIE LANGE Woody Allen stayed so good because he never left New York. Howard Stern stayed so good because he ne...
ARTIE LANGE As a teacher and as a coach for 30 years, in a sense you are an actor. You're always performing. And...
ARTIE PASQUALE I respect (David Chase) tremendously. There are some great actors out there who never catch a break....
ARTIE PASQUALE David was a great listener. I would throw out a story here, a story there.
ARTIE PASQUALE I gave him this story about my aunt and uncle (Anna and Vinnie) who had a little cafe in the Federal...
ARTIE PASQUALE It's about softball, ... How as the guys get older and the relationships change, and softball is the...
ARTIE LANGE A big part of my living is my stand-up material on the road,
ARTIE LANGE There is way more pressure than other roles where I got to do jokes and leave, ... It's a lot harder...
ARTIE LANGE intends to be at work on Monday morning. Probably more will be resolved then.
ARTIE LANGE my man, whatever he does.
ARTIE LANGE [The character is] basically me if I didn't luck out and get into show business,
ARTIE LANGE That was always a dream of mine,
ARTIE LANGE I think it reminds me of my childhood, my father, ... I think people have the same reaction. It remi...
ARTIE LANGE Frank [Sebastiano] is a real writer, ... He has two Emmys, one from 'SNL' and the other from 'The Ch...
ARTIE LANGE Frank [Sebastiano] is a real writer, ... He has two Emmys, one from 'SNL' and the other from 'The Ch...
ARTIE LANGE I got cast on 'MADtv' as one of eight permanent cast members chosen from 8,000 comics who...
ARTIE LANGE I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke.
ARTIE LANGE Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.
ARTIE LANGE All I can say is that you only realize how big your mountain is once you're laying motionless, h...
ARTIE LANGE Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my ea...
ARTIE LANGE When political correctness first started coming around, it ruined Andrew Dice Clay and Eddie Murphy&...
ARTIE LANGE Only when you're in that ditch, lying there in the muddy runoff you've made of your life, ga...
ARTIE LANGE Music is the final piece of filmmaking—the essential element that pulls emotion from an audience a...
ARTIE KANE, The Howard Stern Show is a big hit because it entertains dumb and smart people at the same time for ...
ARTIE LANGE Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree ...
ARTIE LANGE People are so nice, you know. It's such a credit to Howard Stern - the audience base that he cre...
ARTIE LANGE It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big bei...
ARTIE LANGE You know you have a gambling problem when it's 4 A.M. at the Mirage Sports Book and you're w...
ARTIE LANGE I used to be a longshoreman. I didn't go to college. I have a voice that when I say something, i...
ARTIE LANGE He's an excellent all-around player.
ARTIE BRADEN Our kids gave a heck of an effort. We're proud of what this group has accomplished.
ARTIE BRADEN We never could match that (run). But they have so much strength and size inside; it took its toll in...
ARTIE BRADEN Penn was a lot of fun. I miss it. I really enjoyed my whole time there ... friends, school, going ou...
ARTIE BARTHOLOMEW Pro players are bigger, faster, more technical and more committed. The first thing you notice is tha...
ARTIE BARTHOLOMEW It was more than the lore of soccer tradition and more money that brought me over there.
ARTIE BARTHOLOMEW The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and driv...
ARTIE LANGE I wish I was this dark genius artist - like Richard Pryor or something.
ARTIE LANGE When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you could be really honest and open, ...
ARTIE LANGE I once dealt with a prima donna on a movie set. I won't say who, but his first name is a country...
ARTIE LANGE Thank God I have a financial planner who is really conservative.
ARTIE LANGE When I encountered rich people for the first time, I discovered that not only do they holiday in pla...
ARTIE LANGE Whiskey will always be a part of my life.
ARTIE LANGE Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die...
ARTIE LANGE I'm a comic, so I like to stay nocturnal. I work 10 p.m. to 1 a.m.
ARTIE LANGE You haven’t lived till you’ve played Scrabble in a psych ward.
ARTIE LANGE Be free, and live life fully.
CAROLINE SHAW My views naturally have mellowed. Most of the critics have been more or less nice to me.
IRWIN SHAW I reach my readers regardless of what the critics have written.
IRWIN SHAW All writers are the same - they forget a thousand good reviews and remember one bad one.
IRWIN SHAW It's those damn critics again.
IRWIN SHAW I am forced to say that I have many fiercer critics than myself.
IRWIN SHAW No writer need feel sorry for himself if he writes and enjoys it, even if he doesn't get paid.
IRWIN SHAW People who light up like Roman candles come down in the dark very quickly.
IRWIN SHAW Isaac Singer was born in Poland and doesn't write in English. Still, he's an American.
IRWIN SHAW In America, we have the feeling of the doomed young artist. Fitzgerald was the great example of that...
IRWIN SHAW I imagine that my characters have become much more complicated than when I first began, which would ...
IRWIN SHAW If you're young enough, any kind of writing you do for a short period of time is a marvelous app...
IRWIN SHAW Writing for the theater, you find yourself living a nocturnal life.
IRWIN SHAW The romantic idea is that everybody around a writer must suffer for his talent. I think a writer is ...
IRWIN SHAW Posterity makes the judgments. There are going to be a lot of surprises in store for everybody.
IRWIN SHAW Every novelist has a different purpose - and often several purposes which might even be contradictor...
IRWIN SHAW I never drink while I'm working, but after a few glasses I get ideas that would never have occur...
IRWIN SHAW I've gone on the wagon, but my body doesn't believe it.
IRWIN SHAW At the height of the McCarthy period, writers were being hounded.
IRWIN SHAW A writer has to live with a sense of honor.
IRWIN SHAW An absolutely necessary part of a writer's equipment, almost as necessary as talent, is the abil...
IRWIN SHAW The last paragraph, in which you tell what the story is about, is almost always best left out.
IRWIN SHAW Ernest Hemingway did a great deal toward making the writer an acceptable public figure; obviously, h...
IRWIN SHAW My attitudes have changed, but somebody would have to read all my books to find out how they have.
IRWIN SHAW A good editor understands what you're talking and writing about and doesn't meddle too much.
IRWIN SHAW There are too many books I haven't read, too many places I haven't seen, too many memories I...
IRWIN SHAW Writing is like a contact sport, like football. You can get hurt, but you enjoy it.
IRWIN SHAW Success is fickle, but creativity is a gift.
TOMMY SHAW How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb? Many in body, one in mind.
VINESSA SHAW I cringe when critics say I'm a master of the popular novel. What's an unpopular novel?
IRWIN SHAW People do no change with the times, they change the times.
P.K. SHAW People often get their imagination's mixed up with their memories.
P.K. SHAW Some people prefer to keep their foot in a bog so they don't risk falling over.
P.K. SHAW I was born in Alabama and my first live music experiences were in church. Every Sunday we watched re...
TOMMY SHAW Even when they have nothing, the Irish emit a kind of happiness, a joy.
FIONA SHAW You can have fun, but you also have to put on your thinking cap every day.
TOMMY SHAW Every day, you have to make three hours of music, just randomly improvising, and that's a great ...
CAROLINE SHAW Everyone's been on a ramen noodle diet once or twice.
KIM SHAW That, fundamentally, is our problem. We need to expand.
BEN SHAW I think that they will find they come to love the center and the people who will be there. We are an...
BEN SHAW Unlike most commercial construction, we do not begin construction until we have planning and design ...
BEN SHAW The permits, no question, they need to be re-applied for.
BEN SHAW You can almost reach out and touch Ed Turner's impact on CNN. His standards were so high. The things...
BERNARD SHAW Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
BERNARD SHAW What I saw were two F-16 jets and they were circling overhead a single-engine plane and other jet fi...
BERNARD SHAW If you teach a man anything, he will never learn
BERNARD SHAW When you're seeking justice there are no shortcuts. If you were to trade places with either side, yo...
ANDREW SHAW had decided to start another trophy trial.
ANDREW SHAW Many of the princess's personal friends who rallied behind him and were prepared to give evidence fo...
ANDREW SHAW It's a waste of money sending you to prison but I have no option.
ANDREW SHAW As a solo artist, I just felt cemented in front of the mike stand. There was very little time to pla...
TOMMY SHAW My mother adores singing and plays piano. My uncle was a phenomenal pianist. My brother John is a do...
FIONA SHAW I've done a lot of performance practice, Baroque playing, and some of the joy and the challenge ...
CAROLINE SHAW I once saw my mother playing Mary Magdalene in a parish event. But she had to put the role aside in ...
FIONA SHAW Curiously, the United States is full of writers who have one big work in their life and that's a...
IRWIN SHAW This year's been a constant teaching session with the guys. He showed a great deal of patience this ...
BRIAN SHAW We know that we determine our own destiny. We just have to take care of our own business, and we can...
BRIAN SHAW I'm optimistic that we'll make a profit for our first year here. We've been breaking even for 10 yea...
BRIAN SHAW He's one of the guys who's familiar with Phil's system, ... Phil's comfortable with him and knows wh...
BRIAN SHAW The entire team did a great job of staying focused on clients, and not getting distracted. The quali...
BRIAN SHAW He told me to get after Gary [Payton], to make sure he was fired up.
BRIAN SHAW But then he reminded us that there was only one guy who was on the right side both times. Him.
BRIAN SHAW I'm glad he called, ... This is an opportunity for our school and community to help those who are in...
BRIAN SHAW We've sold out every year we've been here.
BRIAN SHAW I think Rick puts a lot of pressure on himself anyway and I think that's one of the reasons he hasn'...
BRAD SHAW It looked like what we pictured from this team at the start of the season. The difference is believi...
BRAD SHAW It's like jumping on a treadmill when it's going eight miles an hour. When he got off, it was going ...
BRAD SHAW I think we have holes we still need to fill work-ethic wise. Power play is one of them.
BRAD SHAW It's a tall order when you've hovered around .500 all year to suddenly start thinking about running ...
BRAD SHAW We wanted to come out skating. We did, but didn't get rewarded for it. We generated a lot of chances...
BRAD SHAW We need to be ready to play. (This loss) puts a lot of heat on us over the next few games.
BRAD SHAW Maybe tomorrow, it might feel a little better. But right now, there's a pretty bad taste in the mout...
BRAD SHAW We had enough guys do enough good things. It's not going to be good enough on Thursday against the R...
BRAD SHAW You need to do whatever you can do to make sure that puck doesn't go in the net.
BRAD SHAW [Game 5 drew 92,706 fans, the largest crowd to witness a Series game, in the misshapen stadium.] Wha...
BOB SHAW It was a wonderful thing to see the guys again,
BOB SHAW And I started it all. I threw the home-run ball.
BOB SHAW He was a great manager.
BOB SHAW We had enough of everything.
BOB SHAW They were two good quality guys, you can ask most anybody around here. Last week before the crash an...
BOB SHAW They wanted me for short relief, ... I joined them in St. Louis and they promptly lost seven in a ro...
BOB SHAW He was a hard worker. He was one of those guys you could count on. Eight o'clock in the morning or 1...
BOB SHAW Don't think that doesn't come up when I talk to the Kiwanis or Rotary Club, ... I beat Koufax in the...
BOB SHAW [Just this summer, he and 10 former White Sox teammates were reunited on the occasion of an interlea...
BOB SHAW Late in the ballgame, I told her, 'You're going to come up and be really big in the last two minutes...
BILL SHAW All of their touchdown passes came off of screens. It wasn't until halftime that I was able to match...
BILL SHAW I think it was our first complete game by a pitcher this season.
BILL SHAW We shot 6 of 43 from the field and we have struggled shooting the ball throughout the season. We had...
BILL SHAW We have a lot of affordable housing. That is not the big hurdle.
BILL SHAW We drove the ball the length of the field and scored, so that showed me that we're coming around on ...
BILL SHAW Because soft materials are so porous, it's very easy for odors to become trapped inside.
BILL SHAW We really missed Caleb inside. As a team we only had 12 or 13 rebounds, and (Myrtle Point) had at le...
BILL SHAW Owners of dividend-paying stocks and income trusts are the big winners today. I expect the tax cuts ...
BILL SHAW We shot just over 20 percent from the field. We struggled the whole first half. We took shots but ju...
BILL SHAW And by endlessly sanitizing our feelings, we actually feed a disgruntled nation.
FIONA SHAW I think America becomes more disgruntled by going to the movies and having an endlessly good time at...
FIONA SHAW It must be able to assist in devising the method of solution of problems and not merely solve them.
CLIFF SHAW To devise an information processing system capable of getting along on its own - it must handle its ...
CLIFF SHAW If I have an idea, I write it down, although I usually carry a little dictation machine with me beca...
TOMMY SHAW There are too many books I haven’t read, too many places I haven’t seen, too many memories I hav...
IRWIN SHAW It is a shame that when we have a good dream we are asleep at the time.
P.K. SHAW My biggest problem in middle school was catty girls, cliques, and trying to figure out if I wanted t...
LINDSEY SHAW I think it's a disgrace to have the Pennsylvania mine effluent coming out as it is.
JIM SHAW Once you've played in the NHL, I think you get a little misunderstood sometimes. These guys, with th...
BRAD SHAW We are proud to welcome Corn, LP as the 21st ethanol plant in Iowa. This plant is a showcase of the ...
MONTE SHAW Jeff satisfied his mandatory against top-rated contender Robin Reid in August so he wouldn't be stri...
GARY SHAW We lost him to Harvard. I didn't want that to happen again.
RICHARD SHAW We'll be willing to have Minister [Michael] Baker meet with this person and discuss this tax policy ...
CATHY SHAW Windsurfers are fitter than sailors. We're so much more kinetic. In some boats, you can literall...
BRYONY SHAW You don't know what a fanatic Judy Garland fan or an Oz fanatic is capable of. They think they want ...
MICHAEL SHAW You'll now be able to go to one area for pizza and another for grilled items, another for general co...
DAVE SHAW Vinnie wrestled hard, and he had not practiced all week because (of illness) but wrestled well enoug...
SCOTT SHAW This program allows lenders to build a risk preparedness model to respond to future disasters. In ad...
SCOTT SHAW Eloping, as we define it as anything other than the TBW, is really growing fast.
SCOTT SHAW We're doing business the same way we did two years ago,
SCOTT SHAW Or hold public office?
SCOTT SHAW Tony is just a tough kid who has dedicated himself to the sport. He's been very businesslike this ye...
SCOTT SHAW Christian and Vinnie see that Tony is not doing anything different than they are. They just have to ...
SCOTT SHAW I think these younger guys see Tony, what he accomplished, and know as a freshman he took his lumps,...
SCOTT SHAW The pipeline successfully passed a 48-hour pressure test. These first two wells, which are expected ...
SCOTT SHAW I've been gearing up for this future of writing a lot of new music by digging into my favorite o...
CAROLINE SHAW While investing in Dell shares now might not offer instant gratification, we believe investors with ...
SHAW WU They're basically cinder block walls and a black concrete floor right now. We feel it's important to...
DAVE SHAW I've never imagined something like this before. It's just the judicial system gone awry. It's a horr...
CLYDE SHAW Anywhere in the world, any day of the week, in 192 countries and territories worldwide, one can find...
VINESSA SHAW Whoever it was that stole the ruby slippers they have not only robbed the museum, and robbed me of t...
MICHAEL SHAW Some .. see things that are ... and ask why ? I Dream things that never were ... and ask Why Not !
G.B. SHAW When a song gets its legs and begins to come to me, this is the euphoric hook that keeps me wanting ...
TOMMY SHAW Don't expect too much from the person you love or the person you trust because one day, they will en...
WAZIM SHAW Irish people are educated not only about artistry but local history.
FIONA SHAW A lot of Irish people perform. They perform in drawing rooms. They sing songs and they play piano.
FIONA SHAW It's between us and the University of Calgary.
ADAM SHAW The business is going very well.
ADAM SHAW It's nice because I get to learn more about the Bible and what they (parents) learn.
ADAM SHAW 'Partita' is a simple piece. Born of a love of surface and structure, of the human voice, of...
CAROLINE SHAW The key to our survival in the next two or three years is good surveillance.
ALAN SHAW You make the vaccine all by yourself.
ALAN SHAW Theoretically you could have a vaccine in a tomato.
ALAN SHAW I'm a huge fan of Asian cooking in general. I love shabu shabu, and I love hibachi. It's kin...
KIM SHAW H-E-B is well known and we look forward to being able to align ourselves with such a venerated compa...
MARK SHAW I told the girls we had to come out and have a good first, and they came out and played good defense...
ACEY SHAW You can get very self-important about it, but the point is it's play.
FIONA SHAW The word democracy has no meaning. Duty has gone. Only rights remain.
FIONA SHAW I've enjoyed it and I would like to make more films because it allows me this terrible time I need t...
FIONA SHAW The way I look at it is that I am a non-man playing somebody who perceives himself to be a non-man.
FIONA SHAW I loathe bad theater and most theatre is very bad because it's repetitious, unexciting and, dangerou...
FIONA SHAW There once was a demographic survey done to determine if money was connected to happiness and Irelan...
FIONA SHAW He never ran from personal pain, but he rushed to help you with yours, ... He was rabbi, priest, cha...
BERNARD SHAW All of this didn't prove anything. It didn't get anywhere. It just created a mess. It muddied names ...
GARY SHAW I have a fairly open view about this. There's a wide range of candidates.
JOHN SHAW Our proximity to (Route) 55 is not as great, but we feel the High Street corridor is going to be mor...
MICHAEL SHAW