A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.