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Here's a haiku/palindrome I wrote called, "Obsession."

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob,
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob,
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob


Jarod Kintz

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BRADLEY WHITFORD After Steve and Bob split, Bob asked if I'd be willing to take over. I was honored.
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RICK RIORDAN I can't stand Bob Dylan.
CHARLOTTE CHURCH Now here's Bob Dylan,
BOB ZIMMERMAN Now here's Bob Dylan ,
BOB ZIMMERMAN Bob loses saving throw vs. shiny with a penalty of -5. Bob takes 2d8 damage to the credit card.
CHARLES STROSS I can't stand Bob Dylan
CHARLOTTE CHURCH Bob has a great team.
BILL SAMMONS If I wasn't Bob Dylan, I'd probably think that Bob Dylan has a lot of answers myself.
BOB DYLAN I've seen Bob Hartley's teams,
BOBBY HOLIK Memory Lane Bob Hope Way.
BOB HOPE I wish you?d come out just like Bob
Altman.
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STEVEN MOFFAT I loved working with Bob Dylan.
BENMONT TENCH Bob Dylan is the Jew of all time.
GUY OSEARY Bob Seger was a huge inspiration.
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AL FRANKEN The people in Alabama have been wonderful to Bob, ... They've brought him clothes and Pastor Adams h...
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Is not what they tell us
We're not ignorant, I mean it,
And they j...
BOB MARLEY Herb is the unification of mankind.
BOB MARLEY I was born here and I'll die here against my will.
GORDON MARINO einige gitarren, ein klavier, mikrophone von der decke, kleine schaumstoffpyramiden an den wänden. ...
DAVID RAMIRER All I can do is be me, whatever that is. Bob Dylan
ALM HLGH Take care of all of your memories. You cannot relive them. Bob Dylan
ALM HLGH The sun's not yellow, its chicken!
BOB DYLAN It's like a kid standing at the window watching the rain.
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DAVE HARRIS Bob says hello," he told the stars.
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JEANNE MARIE LASKAS I named the car Bobby, after Bob Barker.
DERRICK FERREE Bob Marley isn't my name. I don't even know my name yet.
BOB MARLEY I'll never be Bob Dylan. He's the master.
NEIL YOUNG I'm a catalogue artist: I compete with Bob Dylan.
COURTNEY LOVE I'm not that kind of Bob Dylan, tortured creative.
BEN BARNES Bob Kerrey attended a function on my behalf,
BILL BRADLEY It's always growing. Bob Johnson is a visionary.
VERDINE WHITE Honestly, Bob: how do you carve a scream?
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ALAN DERSHOWITZ Bob has promised me he'll stay if I stay.
DON HOWELL Bob, would you be willing to take on Evil Bob?"

Bob's eyes darted nervously. "I'd . . . p...
JIM BUTCHER You spell Bob Hope C-L-A-S-S.
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DON RICKLES Bob is one of the most astute businesspeople I know,
RICK DANIELS I'm closer to Bob Newhart than Rodney Dangerfield.
JIM GAFFIGAN I like Peter Tosh, Bob Marley of course. All of Capleton, Sizzla, Frisco Kid, Buju Banton.
KEVIN GATES The players want to get in the playoffs and win a championship for Bob. We still are very committed ...
JEFF AGOOS Even if we had somebody hand-picked who we wanted to replace Bob Ney, we couldn't do it anyway. But ...
JOHN MCCLELLAND The most memorable moment was playing drums with Bob Dylan.
JENNA ELFMAN Sen. Elizabeth Dole's decisions are made independent of Bob Dole.
LINDSAY TAYLOR MABRY Bob has done an incredible job turning this program around.
BILL STEIN Only one guy really had heart today. That was Bob.
CARL VERHEIJEN We're doing fine. But that could change after Bob dies.
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MICHAEL PHELPS To be poor in a rich country is difficult, but it’s nice to know that there are millions like me w...
BOBBY W. MILLER The US is like Disney World. There are the fools who pay for the right to play make believe for a da...
BOBBY W. MILLER If I could choose, and to some extent I can, I believe it would be ideal to have a seemingly naïve ...
BOBBY W. MILLER Tomorrow we go back to normal?"
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SUZE ROTOLO Be a bobbed cork: When you are pushed down, bob up.
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BUCK OWENS Sir Bob is not the enemy. He's done some incredible things.
ADAM GOLLNER Bob Bradley gave nothing but loyalty and support to this team,
ALEXI LALAS In the big picture, there was nobody better than Bob Gibson,
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DAVID JOHNSON This wouldn't have happened without Bob and his disaster recovery expertise.
DOUG COLE When Bob sets his mind to doing something, it gets done.
DAVID HANCOCK Bob was terrified of dancing. He thought it was for sissies.
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