Amy Andrews quote: "I bet if cancer of the penis was more prevalent there’d be a cure for this fucker. I bet if dicks were being amputated or dropping off left, right and centre there’d have been a cure decades ago. There’d be a whole fucking government dick department dedicated to it."

He kissed her then. Not tentative. Not polite.
This was no first-kiss kiss. It was demanding. ...
AMY ANDREWS

Poppy Devine did not deserve cancer. Poppy was sweet and industrious and careful and measured and al...
AMY ANDREWS

Julia had been angry most of her life. She may have grown up in wealth and privilege but she’d had...
AMY ANDREWS

Oh I bet you’re sweet as under all that posh.’
And he looked at her in a way that left her...
AMY ANDREWS

Look,’ she said, sidling a little closer to him in the lift. ‘I understand this wasn’t what yo...
AMY ANDREWS

We’ll make a wellness altar, I think … have some incense burn¬ing, fresh flowers every day and ...
AMY ANDREWS

She’d never met someone so young who was so damn cocky. Most twenty-year-old guys she knew were ei...
AMY ANDREWS

Scarlett lived by the (thankfully) ancient medical creed: If it tastes awful and smells worse, it’...
AMY ANDREWS

Jemima Jane Erickson was one drunken pass away from jumping Ethan Weston's bones. He just didn't kno...
AMY ANDREWS

JJ glared at his slumbering frame. Long legs, lethal in denim, his button fly already enticingly pop...
AMY ANDREWS

All that existed was the blinding imperative to not think, to leave it all behind. To have it all fa...
AMY ANDREWS

You think I need an orgasm to enjoy sex?” she demanded. “What are you, like fifteen?” She eyed...
AMY ANDREWS

It was him against the flames and he revelled in it.
Logan was good at his job. Exceptionally g...
AMY ANDREWS

When the call came for the factory fire, Logan was spoiling for a fight...His degree of pissed-off h...
AMY ANDREWS

I think you just made me forget my own name. Not even amnesia managed that.
AMY ANDREWS

You said he was a perfectly adequate lover."

"Perfectly adequate? I dont suppose I ever s...
AMY ANDREWS

You know they say confession is good for the soul, right?

"I think that applies unless yo...
AMY ANDREWS

Lordy...
This man should be locked up. A smile that could surely cause mass ovulation had to be...
AMY ANDREWS

I thought you might appreciate waking up to a hot mouth on a certain part of your anatomy."
He ...
AMY ANDREWS

So, we had a good time together?"
"We had a VERY good time together."
GOD. They'd fucked l...
AMY ANDREWS

To getting laid and fighting fires.
AMY ANDREWS

I never thought I'd get a second chance at a first time with you
AMY ANDREWS

A woman could do a lot of crazy things for a pair of fine-looking dimples.
AMY ANDREWS

I’ll wash. Looks like brute strength is required.”

Matilda wasn’t about to argue. M...
AMY ANDREWS

It’s been a long time,” he murmured, prowling towards her, drawing to a halt just out of reachin...
AMY ANDREWS

You treated me like a fool and you played with my heart, like it was one of your damn footballs.
AMY ANDREWS

As if your ego needs any more stroking. If it took form right now it’d be a giant hard on.
AMY ANDREWS

I like this skirt. Makes a guy wonder just how to get a girl out of it.
AMY ANDREWS

You’ve shaped me into this woman I never wanted to be. There are bits of myself I don’t even lik...
AMY ANDREWS

This was screwing. One hundred percent pissed-off, nail-raking, neck-biting, wall-fucking screwing.
AMY ANDREWS

If you think I haven’t been fantasising about your mouth around my cock, then you’re crazy
AMY ANDREWS

Better than an orgasm? Clearly the woman was having lousy orgasms.
AMY ANDREWS

I tackle guys three times your size for a living. I can handle whatever you throw at me.
AMY ANDREWS

A saint? Tanner Stone was the anti-Christ.
AMY ANDREWS

She shut her eyes to block out the image. This was all kinds of madness. “Tanner.”

M...
AMY ANDREWS

How dare he look so freaking smug like he’d just ticked an item off a sex list? Going down on Mati...
AMY ANDREWS

Tanner Stone was way too sure of himself. Too many women had been letting him have it all his own wa...
AMY ANDREWS

Not even an advancing All Blacks haka could have dragged him away from the swing of her ass
AMY ANDREWS

Do I look stupid to you? That thing is just plain crazy.”
“And when was the last time you d...
AMY ANDREWS

Sex makes people dumb.”
Joss laughed. Never had truer words been spoken. “That’s deep the...
AMY ANDREWS

If anyone had told Joss last week that she’d be dry humping a twenty-seven-year-old she’d met on...
AMY ANDREWS

Thankfully he was wearing a towel—even if it was positioned sinfully low on his hips.
But tha...
AMY ANDREWS

Ten looked confounded that anyone would consider the world’s most slavishly adored hot beverage in...
AMY ANDREWS, ROS BAXTER

Whenever I think of my birthplace, Walton-on-Thames, my reference first and foremost is the river. I...
JULIE ANDREWS

Perseverance is failing 19 times and succeeding the 20th.
JULIE ANDREWS

If you don't take the chance to live life, what can you say at the end of it?
NAVEEN ANDREWS

I think every young girl at some point in her early life wonders what it's like to be a princess...
JULIE ANDREWS

I never felt at home in London, because people were constantly telling me I didn't belong here, ...
NAVEEN ANDREWS

Los Angeles is the only place that I can honestly say I have ever called home.
NAVEEN ANDREWS

My mum made a conscious decision not to teach me any Indian languages so I wouldn't talk with an...
NAVEEN ANDREWS

I couldn't bloody believe a prime-time TV show would have an Iraqi ex-Republican Guard torturer ...
NAVEEN ANDREWS

I think any actor should be aware of where they're starting to stretch into what's not truth...
NAVEEN ANDREWS

I'm not an academic, but I've always loved poetry since I've been small.
NAVEEN ANDREWS

It is not easy to get parts in mainstream films for most people of color. Hollywood and British writ...
NAVEEN ANDREWS

The older I get, the more I'm prepared to do things for the money.
NAVEEN ANDREWS

I was always in trouble from an early age. I had a fraught relationship with my parents, who were ve...
NAVEEN ANDREWS

I think that reality TV is so bad. It is a tool by the media to not make people think.
NAVEEN ANDREWS

The unknown is always frightening.
NAVEEN ANDREWS

Only when I came to America did I think of myself as British.
NAVEEN ANDREWS

Let's just say I was really bad. Now I have grown into myself. I have changed.
NAVEEN ANDREWS

Just because I never went to university doesn't mean you can't read, although I do feel a bi...
NAVEEN ANDREWS

A slice of hot, buttered toast is the perfect meal. It's not too much and not too little, and it...
NAVEEN ANDREWS

I think I may have failed at a lot of things, but the one thing I can say, and that I'm proud of...
NAVEEN ANDREWS

Older women know who they are, and that makes them more beautiful than younger ones. I like to see a...
NAVEEN ANDREWS

Almost every morning when I go to the studio to work, I discover a fresh rose in the bud vase on my ...
JULIE ANDREWS

The specialty egg segment has grown dramatically in the last eight or nine years.
ALAN ANDREWS

I totally have a fear of getting cancer or a tumor, ... I always feel like I gotta get checked out.
ALAN ANDREWS

I'm a pretty paranoid guy,
ALAN ANDREWS

because it's not about punching.
ALAN ANDREWS

A lot of my life happened in great, wonderful bursts of good fortune, and then I would race to be wo...
JULIE ANDREWS

you might want to decide fast. We live in a dangerous world. If you see a chance to be happy, you ha...
ILONA ANDREWS

Sh!t. F_ck sh!t.'....

'Sh!t f_ck would have also been accepted.
ILONA ANDREWS

He put the book down. “As you wish.” He rose and walked past me. I lowered my sword, expecting h...
ILONA ANDREWS

George grimaced. “Jack is spoiled. Things are hard for him, but he isn’t the only one who doesn�...
ILONA ANDREWS

That's all right," she told him. "I can manage. I can sleep outside just fine."
Four pairs of e...
ILONA ANDREWS

And I meant to tell you: that was a one-in-a-thousand shot."
She raised her hand. "Don't."
ILONA ANDREWS

Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. He had the two wards of the fucking Marshal of the fucking Southern Pr...
ILONA ANDREWS

Did I hurt you in the parking lot?"
"No, m'lady. I fell, so I could put a tracker on your car."...
ILONA ANDREWS

Doode," George said.
He'd practiced all morning but still didn't get it quite right. "Nope, mor...
ILONA ANDREWS

You're right, my problems are the biggest problems ever," George said. "No, honestly, it's horrible ...
ILONA ANDREWS

I’m smart in some ways- pretty good vocabulary, solid at math – but I am definitely the stupides...
JESSE ANDREWS

Did those nice church ladies come by again?"
He nodded. "I asked them if a man died and then t...
ILONA ANDREWS

The mage pulled my knife out of his side and looked at it. “Nice knife.” The voice was deep but ...
ILONA ANDREWS

When she looked at him with those dark eyes, Nassar felt the urge to say something intelligent and d...
ILONA ANDREWS

Her philosophy was, if it had a pulse, it could be killed. I didn’t really have a philosophy, but ...
ILONA ANDREWS

She crouched with her hand out. What the hell was she doing…
"Here, kitty, kitty, kitty." ILONA ANDREWS

Unfortunately, the Best Lord had condemned both vehicles as unsafe and instead I now leased a Pack J...
ILONA ANDREWS

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.
ILONA ANDREWS

Our relationship had been doomed form the start, because it was based on grief, and unlike love, gri...
ILONA ANDREWS

Cathy, don't look so defeated. She was only trying to put us down
again.
Maybe nothing did...
V.C. ANDREWS

Some people regard discipline as a chore. For me, it is a kind of order that sets me free to fly.
JULIE ANDREWS

Sometimes I'm so sweet even I can't stand it.
JULIE ANDREWS

I turned down 'The Prime of Miss Jean Brody' with Maggie Smith. I think she got the Academy ...
JULIE ANDREWS

I was raised never to carp about things and never to moan, because in vaudeville, which is my backgr...
JULIE ANDREWS

There is one thing I should say, and it's important: Young Broadway singers and anybody who is a...
JULIE ANDREWS

Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place.
ILONA ANDREWS

Jack didn’t fully get Jesus. Audrey tried to explain it, and he could repeat it back to her, word ...
ILONA ANDREWS

When in doubt, poke the beehive with a stick to see if anything interesting flies out.
I clappe...
ILONA ANDREWS

Oh no, is it naked time?
ILONA ANDREWS

If this were a video game, you could just break everything in this room and a bunch of money would c...
JESSE ANDREWS

And if a jock. God forbid, witnesses you hobnobbing with theater kids, he will immediately assume yo...
JESSE ANDREWS

Mom was asking me to resume a friendship that had no honest foundation and ended on screamingly awkw...
JESSE ANDREWS

this book probably makes it seem as if I hate myself and everything I do. I mostly just hate every p...
JESSE ANDREWS

When girls see two Unattractives dating, they think, 'Hey! Love is possible even for unattractive pe...
JESSE ANDREWS

I am the Thomas Edison of conversational stupidity.
JESSE ANDREWS

So in order to understand everything that happened, you have to start from the premise that high sch...
JESSE ANDREWS

But the hardest is watching your son watching his friend die.
JESSE ANDREWS

I mean, you can know someone is dying on an intellectual level, but emotionally it hasn't really hit...
JESSE ANDREWS

Theory: People always get fired up when an unattractive girl an unattractive dude are dating each ot...
JESSE ANDREWS

And the point of Rachel the Film should really have been to express how awful and shitty that loss w...
JESSE ANDREWS

There are two kinds of hot girls: Evil Hot Girls, and Hot Girls Who Are Also Sympathetic Good-Hearte...
JESSE ANDREWS

Are you done eating that?"
"What?"
"You shouldn't finish that, Dad's gonna want some." JESSE ANDREWS

I might accidentally become like a hermit or a terrorist or something.
JESSE ANDREWS

We used to be pretty good friends, but fourteen-year-old girls are psychotic.
JESSE ANDREWS

Usually it's when your guard is down that you find yourself saying the most dick sentences of your l...
JESSE ANDREWS

Look, I was an idiot. I didn't want people to think that I had a crush, so I decided to give everyon...
JESSE ANDREWS

let’s face it: Most girls are annoying. I mean, most humans are annoying, so it’s not specific t...
JESSE ANDREWS

I entered Excessive Modesty Mode. Nothing is stupider and more ineffective than Excessive Modesty Mo...
JESSE ANDREWS

This book probably makes it seem like I hate myself and everything I do. But that's not totally true...
JESSE ANDREWS

The best ideas are always the simplest.
JESSE ANDREWS

Girls like good-looking guys, and I am not very good-looking. In fact, I sort of look like a pudding
JESSE ANDREWS

The most beautiful thing about you is that you’re not a sock puppet.
JESSE ANDREWS

There was just something about her dying that I had understood but not really understood, if ...
JESSE ANDREWS

It's like when a kitten tries to bite something to death. The kitten clearly has the cold-blooded mu...
JESSE ANDREWS

One thing I've learned about people is that the easiest way to get them to like you is to shut up an...
JESSE ANDREWS

When you convert a good book to a film. stupid things happen
JESSE ANDREWS

If after reading this book you come to my home and brutally murder me, I do not blame you.
JESSE ANDREWS

When one door closes, another window opens.
JULIE ANDREWS

Then turn your eyes back on me,
and tell me that Cathy and I are still children to be treated w...
V.C. ANDREWS

On the whole, I think women wear too much and are to fussy. You can't see the person for all the...
JULIE ANDREWS

Then turn your eyes back on me,
and tell me that Cathy and I are still children to be treated w...
V.C. ANDREWS

I am very proud to be British. I'm very conscious of carrying my country with me wherever I go. ...
JULIE ANDREWS

This doesn't mean you're getting a discount."
Audrey heaved a mock sigh. "Oh well. I guess I'll...
ILONA ANDREWS

They met on the streets of Seattle. The reason they chose the name The Coats, there were a lot of ra...
ANN ANDREWS

They met on the streets of Seattle, ... The reason they chose the name The Coats, there were a lot o...
ANN ANDREWS

Since 9/11, nothing has been done to secure our borders and do the job the Congress won't do,
ANN ANDREWS

Right now, I see nothing. Just a lot of thick brush, a harsh terrain.
ANN ANDREWS

will miss a wonderful season. We've got a very talented bunch of people, and some of them are very y...
ANN ANDREWS

Hector is a super gifted person and an amazing organ player, ... It kind of blows your mind when you...
ANN ANDREWS

Verbiage for the Verbose
ANDREWS MCMEEL

John Lennon: In His Own Words
ANDREWS MCMEEL

The Boomer's Guide to Grandparenting
ANDREWS MCMEEL

The Breakfast Cereal Gourmet
ANDREWS MCMEEL

No matter what happens, you will always be Pack. Because you have that loyalty and restraint. Not hu...
ILONA ANDREWS

When I was 19 years old, both of my parents died in the same year; my mom of cancer and my dad in a ...
ANDY ANDREWS

High prices may not be enough of an incentive for risky developments in conventional oil, let alone ...
ANTHONY ANDREWS

And he walked up to me and he said, 'I just shot and killed two people, and you need to call 911,' a...
ANTHONY ANDREWS

He always gets it done. If it's not scoring, it's assists, it's steals, and he always has a big nigh...
ANTHONY ANDREWS

We're a little smaller this year, but we have more threats offensively, I think. Our bench is a litt...
ANTHONY ANDREWS

Please, Kate. Suspend your dislike of me for a few moments and listen to what I have to say. It make...
ILONA ANDREWS

Behaving like a princess is work. It's not just about looking beautiful or wearing a crown. It&#...
JULIE ANDREWS

Because of the Thames I have always loved inland waterways - water in general, water sounds - there&...
JULIE ANDREWS

The arts bridge cultures; they're good for the economy, and they're good for fostering empat...
JULIE ANDREWS

I don't think I have the image that say, Judy Garland has, or Bette Davis.
JULIE ANDREWS

All careers go up and down like friendships, like marriages, like anything else, and you can't b...
JULIE ANDREWS

I'm never sure one is exactly ready. You jump in, with both feet, into a very big fish pond.
JULIE ANDREWS

He leaned his head to me, his neck so close to my lips, I felt the heat coming off his skin. His bre...
ILONA ANDREWS

I wish the night would end,
I wish the day'd begin,
I wish it would rain or snow,
or ...
V.C. ANDREWS

Their leader had no real knowledge of warfare or tactics. I was only a stubborn man and that was my ...
ANDY ANDREWS

He poked his finger into my chest again. “Well, I have something to tell you: don’t let the sun ...
ILONA ANDREWS

It is not enough to reach for the brass ring. You must also enjoy the merry go round.
JULIE ANDREWS

Love...I put so much faith in it.
Truth...I kept believing it falls always from the top lips o...
V.C. ANDREWS

Perhaps lovers aren't supposed to look down at the ground. That kind of story is told in symbols--an...
V.C. ANDREWS

I can't give you the white picket fence, and if I did, you'd set it on fire.
ILONA ANDREWS

Just stay close to us. If we get in trouble, we'll kill everything.
ILONA ANDREWS

The driver said someone cut him off or forced him to go to the right. He got too close and caught th...
GEORGE ANDREWS

When I looked at the tanker, I saw gas pouring out onto the highway. I said, 'Oh my God.' The traffi...
GEORGE ANDREWS

When I pulled up, I saw a construction crew on the guardrail pointing to a truck just beyond the Kin...
GEORGE ANDREWS

If anything, we did overkill,
GEORGE ANDREWS

The driver (of the Mobil truck) was soaked in gas, ... He had tried to stop it.
GEORGE ANDREWS

All somebody had to do was throw a cigarette out and we have a disaster,
GEORGE ANDREWS

Whether drugs lead to illumination or degradation depends on the spirit in which one takes them.
GEORGE ANDREWS

There was no way to plug the leak. The driver tried, but he got soaked in gas and had to be treated ...
GEORGE ANDREWS

The gas was pouring out of the truck like a roof drain in a storm,
GEORGE ANDREWS

We tried to get foam on it as soon as we could. Any spark and that whole tanker could have blown,
GEORGE ANDREWS

You need to create waist definition.
GREGG ANDREWS

The clean and wholesome side of the '80s we've already explored. Now we're going to the more rock-in...
GREGG ANDREWS

The spring story is about evolving femininity, everything is subdued, understated. It's more about t...
GREGG ANDREWS

Black is best worn as an ensemble - black with black. Black with color is not quite where we are rig...
GREGG ANDREWS

I wouldn't do wood alone. But take some of those wood bangles, especially in darker colors, and mix ...
GREGG ANDREWS

A lot of things we're seeing right now are very familiar pieces, but they're done in a new fabric or...
GREGG ANDREWS

We are right at a major turning point in fashion, ... definitely something to watch.
GREGG ANDREWS

We're really starting to see the strongest influences of the '80s in spring 2006.
GREGG ANDREWS

White is a trend unto itself. From very pure, stark white to ecru, you can look at white as an entir...
GREGG ANDREWS

We're not quite where we want to be right now. But we'll give them everything we have.
GREG ANDREWS

The last minute of the game, we showed what we can do when we want to play. We scored two goals in t...
GREG ANDREWS

We're going to have to be in a scoring race. We have to be high scoring, and that's not us. They're ...
GREG ANDREWS

We could have and should have beaten them. I think we'll give them a run for their money. Our kids h...
GREG ANDREWS

We used the same strategy that we've used the last three or four games. But once again, I think it w...
GREG ANDREWS

It's not a question of us losing anymore. Now, we're going into the game knowing that we can win.
GREG ANDREWS

We weren't sure if he was going to play, but we had a plan for him if he showed up. We'd have a play...
GREG ANDREWS

If only the net was just a little wider. We should have won that game. Our kids fought hard, and we ...
GREG ANDREWS

We tried this because in the past, nobody knew who they'd be skating with. There just wasn't any che...
GREG ANDREWS

I wanted to balance three equal lines, and I think it worked pretty well. Carrollton-Farmers Branch ...
GREG ANDREWS

He was going to take a dive into this lake. He just didn’t know it. Cerise rose, finding footing i...
ILONA ANDREWS

I adored my birth father and constantly worried that I was being disloyal to him and his schoolteach...
JULIE ANDREWS

I just wrote 'Merry Christmas John' on my balloon. I love the Beatles and especially John Lennon. My...
JAMES ANDREWS

I just wrote 'Merry Christmas John' on my balloon.
JAMES ANDREWS

The No. 1 risk factor is year-round playing of a sport, ... It starts with minor injuries, and by th...
JAMES ANDREWS

I bet if cancer of the penis was more prevalent there’d be a cure for this fucker. I bet if dicks were being amputated or dropping off left, right and centre there’d have been a cure decades ago. There’d be a whole fucking government dick department dedicated to it.

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I bet if cancer of the penis was more prevalent there’d be a cure for this fucker. I bet if dicks were being amputated or dropping off left, right and centre there’d have been a cure decades ago. There’d be a whole fucking government dick department dedicated to it.

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