I really doubt many teams around here have statistics like that.


Bruce Shumaker

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Well, I think everybody has moments of doubt. I'd love to sit here and say, I never have doubt, I ha...
DONALD TRUMP
I really would like to see our region be able to qualify more teams. There are teams here that deser...
JULIE GARNER
I really, really miss old Bruce.
CHARLES WANG
The feeling itself, it is the same. I don't really add the statistics that I had in Japan and the ho...
HIDEKI MATSUI
You don't really replace a player like Jeremy Bruce,
JOE HAMILTON
Aye, well, I've got my garden.
LIKE I
I told my Nike representative, 'Why didn't you guys use me for this?''' Williams said, laughing.
LIKE I
On the interception, I was out of bounds,
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casually made his 'abort black fetuses' argument.
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I can field my position. If I start worrying about being ready for a line drive too soon that means ...
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I told him that he played a great game,'' said Falcons quarterback Michael Vick , who like Manning w...
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I knew I had to throw the ball better,'' Manning said of his poor start.
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I think the reason that I have that title or that moniker is because people don't know what to expec...
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You're either ready and prepared to take on the task, or you're not,'' he said.
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I did not have one butterfly out there today,'' he said.
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Married to the Mob.
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Hello you're with Drudge.
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I don't expect Christian Fundamentalists to reach out to me. They are adamant that homosexuals are i...
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throw enough shit at the wall and some should stick?
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I'm not happy, that's all I can say about it,'' he said.
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It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of leading causes of statistics
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It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
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I think it'll be a good look for everybody in the state and very good competition. There's some very...
BRUCE SHUMAKER
That just means I'm an old fart with nothing else to do.
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Guys, they hit us in the face, and we let them.
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They came to wrestle; we were at the prom.
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The team championship means a lot. One of our guys told me last week didn't matter because they didn...
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It's always cool to be a part of anything that hasn't happened before. This is a great sports town, ...
JOE DUMARS
I thought that team was gone - I've been around for games like that before with less talented teams....
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I've been around some really good guys from different teams.
DAN QUINN
Without humor, I cannot go on and I doubt many of my readers would go on either. Humor is so importa...
GARY SHTEYNGART
I'm really, really glad to be here. Not too many people get a second chance like I did.
JIRI FISCHER
It's often the case that great artists - people like Bruce Springsteen - tend to pick up the sub...
WAYNE SWAN
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BARRY MCGEE
This morning, I thought about maybe moving, but I've lived here for 30 years and I really love it he...
MATT FENNELL
Let's do some sports, Bruce is here.
MAURICE DUBOIS
I will always desire to play with Bruce Springsteen. He's the most inspirational, most dedicated...
MAX WEINBERG
I really like the Doors. I like Kevin Spacey, Bruce Springsteen, Will Farrell, Reggie Watts, Tina Tu...
FLULA BORG
I'll tell you what. I keep mentioning Bruce Williams. This guy's like clockwork. He's really making ...
GREG ROBINSON
Eric has been around this and knows the importance of it. He's seen the good teams that have come th...
DOUG MCCRARY
I'm really speechless. Coming in here, I wasn't expecting to win. I did have a nice practice session...
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I like how many countries we have films from. Just take a look at the listing. The films really do c...
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Politics: Poly.
MANY
Not many teams have the dual threat that Indiana has. Ironically, I think at times we could be one o...
TOM IZZO
They probably are one of the best teams around here in a long time.
ED SAM
I want to be like Bruce Springsteen or something, making songs that are relevant.
J. COLE
For some of the guys here, they have a chip on their shoulder. But for some guys, they have played a...
JASON HUNTER
We thought this tournament would be a lot tougher. We probably should have stayed local, teams are a...
ERIC OSMER
I believe in shooting for the moon. We had a Taiwan team here, but I'd like to have something like t...
DAVE PLOOF
There is very little disease here. We have not been seeing the diseases that many people around the ...
CURTIS ALLEN
Too many buildings around here are vacant.
MARK PRICE
They beat how many teams to be here? They're one of the 16 [Little League teams ] left [in the world...
BILL HARTLEY
Bruce Lee was the first star I idolized. Growing up as a Chinese American, there weren't many pe...
DANIEL WU
I don't really have that many judgements on things, or crazy statements that I feel like I have ...
RITA ORA
There were statistics about how many hot pockets were used in the film and (there was) something lik...
JENNIFER RUBIN
If you follow the statistics, Tammy shouldn't be here.
LUIS GARCIA
Last year we did an outstanding job of having the really good teams here. The people of Northwest Ar...
BILL INGRAM
The thing that we wanted was not to have it developed like every place around here.
HELEN HAUGH
I wanted to make an album that was painfully honest, like (Bruce) Springsteen's 'Tunnel of Love,'
DARREN HAYES
I felt like I'm not done. I came here to obviously try to win a national championship and I just fel...
LORENZO BOOKER
Without a doubt we expected a better finish here. We took too many risks and ended paying for that a...
ALAN ADLER
Both teams were really nervous and on their tiptoes a lot. Both teams threw the ball around a little...
JENNIFER THOMAS
I think (Texas) is the best all around team we have played. We have seen some good teams in the four...
RICKEY BUSTLE
So many teams would have wilted.
MIKE KRZYZEWSKI
Shumaker will be our horse. He throws in the upper 60s and low 70s in big games.
JEFF MALLONEE
We looked at statistics. At Hockessin [activity center], for example, people really lived around the...
ANNE FARLEY
I didn't sign three years ago (with the Rangers) because I enjoy statistics. I enjoy winning, ... Yo...
BOBBY HOLIK
I was scheduled to go to Paris next week and I was really sweating it until yesterday when the confe...
KEVIN MITCHELL
We haven't had too many of those around here.
JEFF HAWES
People are somewhat concerned they can spread, but I kind of doubt they can. We don't have that much...
JOEL ANDERSON
We have to improve on all phases this week, ... We pride ourselves on special teams around here and ...
BILL GRAY
It's just nice to feel like we have two college football teams here again. But we know it's our resp...
JARRAD PAGE
I really like being here.
JACKIE COLLINS
We've gone through years where we've had really good teams at the top, but I'm not sure we've had a ...
DANA ALTMAN
I feel we should have won. We worked hard and the statistics show it, but we weren't really playing ...
CAROLINA RUIZ
I can say Bruce Tipton has done a tremendous job of researching facilities in his travels around the...
GARY HATCH
With so many good teams here, to go home with a trophy is quite an accomplishment.
JOE BLODGETT
Most of the teams that have won here have played No. 18 very, very well.
LARRY PENLEY
I haven't been around too many players like him.
CHARLIE WEATHERBIE
For a lot of statistics, you look at longevity. If John Tudor or Joaquin (Andujar) had been able to ...
BOB FORSCH
It's wonderful for Brazil to have so many talented forwards. We have many good players, and I don't ...
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Because I was an only child, I don't like many people around, and that's why I don't hav...
CHARLES NELSON REILLY
I have played a lot of high profile games but I am not really sure what to expect from the other tea...
BRIAN DEANE
You're poking around in dumpsters, driving around places that are not even a mile from your house. M...
BARRY WILLIAMS
[The Patriots] are envied by a lot of teams around the league. I'm just happy to be here.
AMOS ZEREOUE
It's a total community effort here. All the windows on Friday are painted around town. The crowds ar...
ROB DAVIS
We have good fans. Plus, a lot of the teams have a long bus ride to get here. It's really hard to co...
EARL JOHNSON
It's nice to have our own destiny now, but there's really no relief because all these teams out here...
SHANNON KLEIBRINK
Poverty is a risk factor for cancer, ... I think in many ways the statistics we're looking at right ...
TOM DUFFY
We've got two different teams here. It's like this every year.
JAMIE SPENCER
A lot of people around here are playing mediocre teams and not really getting a challenge. Like we p...
BRYAN BRASWELL
I like many types of music and probably too many to mention here.
LOUISE BROWN
We came up here to get experience and play really good teams. And we have a chance to finish 3-1. Th...
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BRUCE BABBIT
I used to think that cyberspace was fifty years away. What I thought was fifty years away, was only ...
BRUCE STERLING
All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without diseas...
LENNY BRUCE
The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.
LENNY BRUCE
No sex, age, or condition is above or below the absolute necessity of modesty; but without it one va...
BRUCE BARTON
Most successful men have not achieved their distinction by having some new talent or opportunity tha...
BRUCE BARTON
As a profession advertising is young; as a force it is as old as the world. The first four words eve...
BRUCE BARTON
What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will no...
BRUCE BARTON
Before you give up hope, turn back and read the attacks that were made on Lincoln.
BRUCE BARTON
The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.
LENNY BRUCE
In the Halls of Justice, the only justice is in the halls.
LENNY BRUCE
The ablest men in all walks of modern life are men of faith. Most of them have much more faith than ...
BRUCE BARTON
We pay just as dearly for our triumphs as we do for our defeats. Go ahead and fail. But fail with wi...
BRUCE BARTON
A lot of people say to me, Why did you kill Christ? I dunno... it was one of those parties, got out ...
LENNY BRUCE
In every pang that rends the heart the Man of Sorrows has a part.
MICHAEL BRUCE
When you're through changing, you're through.
BRUCE BARTON
If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric...
LENNY BRUCE
Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside them...
BRUCE BARTON
The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity -- an overwhelming faith in the...
BRUCE BARTON
Advertising is the very essence of democracy.
BRUCE BARTON
Such is an actor's life. We must ride the waves of every film, barfing occasionally, yet maintain ou...
BRUCE CAMPBELL
Take things as they are. Punch when you have to punch. Kick when you have to kick.
BRUCE LEE
Communism is like one big phone company.
LENNY BRUCE
For good or ill, your conversation is your advertisement. Every time you open your mouth you let men...
BRUCE BURTON
Today's comedian has a cross to bear that he built himself. A comedian of the older generation did a...
LENNY BRUCE
The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can
LENNY BRUCE
America has the longest prison sentences in the West, yet the only condition long sentences demonstr...
BRUCE JACKSON
Too many children in foster care are falling through cracks. . . . Be a hero -- take the time learn ...
BRUCE WILLIS
Conceit is God's gift to little men
BRUCE BARTON
In every pang that rends the heart The Man of Sorrows had a part.
MICHAEL BRUCE
Now a Jew, in the dictionary, is one who is descended from the ancient tribes of Judea, or one who i...
LENNY BRUCE
The thing with Catholicism, the same as all religions, is that it teaches what should be, which seem...
LENNY BRUCE
Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.
LENNY BRUCE
The height of cultivation runs to simplicity. Halfway cultivation runs to ornamentation.
BRUCE LEE