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That just means I'm an old fart with nothing else to do.


Bruce Shumaker

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Though I've turned 21, I don't drink. I'm an old hag now. I'm just an old fart.
MENA SUVARI At a certain point, you have to face the fact that you've turned into an old fart.
ROBERT GOTTLIEB Rock n' roll is for the young idiots, not an old fart like me.
AL JOURGENSEN [Roshi] is also sometimes translated as old fart,
JAMES FORD We can play now… just do that and that little piece of kinky thoughts… few perverts add and you ...
DEYTH BANGER I wanted to be an actor when I saw the movie 'Die Hard.' I saw Bruce Willis shooting guns an...
ZACH GILFORD Cheli! The old fart. That's why he keeps playing -- he wanted that title.
KRIS DRAPER Impossible ...... is just an opinion, nothing else!
VIKAS KHANNA Anything means nothing without everything else.
GREG MOLLOVUE I'm an old rock and roll buff. I love Bruce Springsteen and Tom Petty.
NICK CARTER Act in such a way that you treat humanity, whether in your own person or in the person of any other,...
IMMANUEL KANT ...it is so silly of people to fancy that old age means crookedness and witheredness and feebleness ...
GEORGE MACDONALD Nonintervention does not mean that nothing happens. It means that something else happens.
CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS I got into an argument with my original publisher. They wanted me to do 'Kitty' and nothing ...
CARRIE VAUGHN I really, really miss old Bruce.
CHARLES WANG Marriage is for noblewomen with nothing else to do.
TAMORA PIERCE I'm an old rock and roll buff. I love Bruce Springsteen and Tom Petty.
NICK CARTER This old fart can still get there. But I don't even care. As long as we win, I don't care where the ...
COREY DILLON I learnt that I must never finish a book with nothing else to do.
ALAN GARNER Do no look for that ideal person to be with, be that ideal person.
JEFFREY FRY I just do art because I’m ugly and there’s nothing else for me to do.
ANDY WARHOL I really doubt many teams around here have statistics like that.
BRUCE SHUMAKER I think it'll be a good look for everybody in the state and very good competition. There's some very...
BRUCE SHUMAKER Guys, they hit us in the face, and we let them.
BRUCE SHUMAKER They came to wrestle; we were at the prom.
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BRUCE SHUMAKER I didn't want to do a throwaway, mindless movie with fart jokes just to make 6-year-olds laugh. ...
FRED DURST Electronic communities build nothing. You wind up with nothing. We are dancing animals. How beautifu...
KURT VONNEGUT Nobody else knew what to do with me because big women are old.
CAMRYN MANHEIM We do our best to do away with ceremonial Christianity and do just what the Bible says. We're Bible ...
JOHN BATES Video games are a waste of time for men with nothing else to do. Real brains don't do that.
RAY BRADBURY I'm baking an apple pie tonight, and I dont care Mr.Carb.. Im eating it at 10pm with ice cream,. Tak...
NERISSA IRVING My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
JENNY MCCARTHY People are getting away from the whole album experience, it's true. I think that's sad. Mayb...
ALEX LIFESON there's nothing else to do.
AUSTIN SMITH I don't have an act. I just talk. I'm just Lenny Bruce.
LENNY BRUCE Mentioning violence to Bruce was like mentioning chocolate sauce to a six-year-old.
ROBERT MUCHAMORE Bruce, you’re an ugly and silly old man. You’re very possibly an alcoholic and God knows what el...
IRVINE WELSH My old drama coach used to say, 'Don't just do something, stand there.' Gary Cooper wasn't afraid to...
CLINT EASTWOOD the difference between me and everyone else is....i know im crazi
NICK HILL Well, capitalism is a big problem, because with capitalism you're just going to keep buying and ...
ALICE WALKER Ela did you just fart? Because you just blew me away.
MARK A. COOPER sorry and love are nothing but just repeated words, it means nothing. It is when you learn to say it...
AMIR RIVEROLL You're still alive. And that means you'll love and be loved...and in the end, nothing else really ma...
NICHOLAS SPARKS The whole idea of equal justice under law means that you've got to play by the rules. It has not...
KEN STARR Bruce said he's going to be monitoring my every move. I've just got to work hard and keep improving ...
FREDDY ADU Don't go to eighth grade...don't talk about something old...don't bring up old memories that have no...
BRAD MELTZER All that happens means something; nothing you do is ever insignificant.
ALDOUS HUXLEY I'm [Paul O'Neill] an old guy, and I'm rich. And there's nothing they can do to hurt me.
RON SUSKIND People do not stop for the red lights. The red light means nothing to them. They just keep on going.
CARL SANDERS Idolizing virginity as a stand-in for women's morality means that nothing else matters- not what we ...
JESSICA VALENTI Just really be yourself, and if being yourself means you play two snare drums and nothing else, then...
JANET WEISS I don't do anything just 'cause nothing else is happening, or for money.
LA INDIA Each day I will accomplish one thing on my to do list.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA The person that made me want to make movies, and the reason I do films, is Bruce Lee. He was an incr...
LL COOL J [novan]: bassists are very good with their fingers
[novan]: and some of us sing backup vocals, ...
JESS C. SCOTT To the customer, it means absolutely nothing. These are teething pains. ... This had nothing to do w...
CHARLES SEATON Home is where the heart is, home is where the fart is.
Come let us fart in the home.
There...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY You see that old woman? That will never happen to you. You will never grow old, and you will never d...
ANNE RICE It has nothing to do with who I am as compared to everyone else. It has everything to do with who I ...
CRAIG D. LOUNSBROUGH More than anything else, I'd like to be an old man with a good face, like Hitchcock or Picasso.
SEAN CONNERY Shumaker was a big player tonight. He took it upon himself to see green and to take advantage of it.
LUKE JOHNSON Yes Im young,We Belong,Love Is Sung,By the peaceful Song...Listen Please, You'll fall to your knees,...
NOT YER TYPICAL DORK What an Oscar means is that in that film, you were doing what you do better than anybody else that y...
LESLIE UNGER I had nothing to do with it, ... It's not a Taj Mahal by any means. It's a standard building.
TOM LEIGHTON Shumaker will be our horse. He throws in the upper 60s and low 70s in big games.
JEFF MALLONEE Mental prayer in my opinion is nothing else than an intimate sharing between friends; it means takin...
SAINT TERESA OF AVILA It's snowing out. There's nothing really else to do.
ALEX MIDDLETON Doing nothing with you means everything to me.
THOMAS FLAJNIK - ANTICHIMERAPODAL Frankly, Bruce, the facts point to an opposite conclusion,
FRANK RILEY Just remember, when someone has an accent, it means that he knows one more language than you do.
SIDNEY SHELDON You argue with the umpire because there is nothing else you can do about it.
LEO DUROCHER Bruce Sutter has been around for a while and he's pretty old. He's thirty-five years old, th...
RON FAIRLY Im James Bond. Im Jason Bourne. Im Super-freaking-Mario come to life.
JOHN DAVID ANDERSON Louis: You see that old woman? That will never happen to you. You will never grow old, and you will ...
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE Now that I am alone, I don't have to hide it; I don't have to hide anything any longer. I can let my...
ROALD DAHL I'll let Bruce make his decisions, and I'll be fine with whatever. I'm just happy to be back with th...
EDDIE JOHNSON It seems that when you have cancer you are a brave battler against the disease, but when you have Al...
TERRY PRATCHETT Metaphysics means nothing but an unusually obstinate effort to think clearly.
WILLIAM JAMES Be content to remember that those who can make omelettes properly can do nothing else.
HILAIRE BELLOC The age factor means nothing to me. I'm old enough to know my limitations and I'm young enough to ex...
MARV LEVY Few people do business well who do nothing else
LORD CHESTERFIELD i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g...
SIMI GREWAL My old drama coach used to say, 'Don't just do something, stand there.' Gary Cooper wasn...
CLINT EASTWOOD Sex means nothing--just the moment of ecstasy, that flares and dies in minutes.
PHILIP LARKIN I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
HAROLD RAMIS Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside them...
BRUCE BARTON Sometimes women get devastated by failing. Athletes don't; they just know that means they've...
BETH BROOKE I believe that there's nothing called enemy ,just devil play with the people but emotionally as a pe...
JWELL MANGA Im okay Im okay now.
But you really need to listen to me
'cause im telling you the trut...
GERARD WAY Do what makes you feel like you belong. Be with whoever fills that void and makes you seem like no o...
HAPPY FBI More than anything else, I'd like to be an old man with a good face, like Hitchcock or Picasso.
SEAN CONNERY I just remember Bruce Lee blowing my mind on the screen, and I thought to myself, 'That's wh...
SCOTT ADKINS There was nothing else I could do.
TREVOR ARIZA We do not have federated IM. We firmly believe you need a separate channel from any public IM system...
BOB SHIMP Im not looking for perfection, just perfect flaws.
KIERRA C.T. BANKS Old soldiers never die; they just fade away. And like the old soldier in that ballad, I now close my...
DOUGLAS MACARTHUR I do not want to be labeled as an atheist; I do hate religions’ stupidity and insanity, but there ...
M.F. MOONZAJER When a man says he does not want to speak of something he usually means he can think of nothing else...
JOHN STEINBECK I've done nothing wrong, nothing that has to do with any sort of on the lines of betting. That's jus...
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BRUCE BARTON If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric...
LENNY BRUCE Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside them...
BRUCE BARTON The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity -- an overwhelming faith in the...
BRUCE BARTON Advertising is the very essence of democracy.
BRUCE BARTON Such is an actor's life. We must ride the waves of every film, barfing occasionally, yet maintain ou...
BRUCE CAMPBELL Take things as they are. Punch when you have to punch. Kick when you have to kick.
BRUCE LEE Communism is like one big phone company.
LENNY BRUCE For good or ill, your conversation is your advertisement. Every time you open your mouth you let men...
BRUCE BURTON Today's comedian has a cross to bear that he built himself. A comedian of the older generation did a...
LENNY BRUCE The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can
LENNY BRUCE America has the longest prison sentences in the West, yet the only condition long sentences demonstr...
BRUCE JACKSON Too many children in foster care are falling through cracks. . . . Be a hero -- take the time learn ...
BRUCE WILLIS Conceit is God's gift to little men
BRUCE BARTON In every pang that rends the heart The Man of Sorrows had a part.
MICHAEL BRUCE Now a Jew, in the dictionary, is one who is descended from the ancient tribes of Judea, or one who i...
LENNY BRUCE The thing with Catholicism, the same as all religions, is that it teaches what should be, which seem...
LENNY BRUCE Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.
LENNY BRUCE The height of cultivation runs to simplicity. Halfway cultivation runs to ornamentation.
BRUCE LEE