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Home is where the heart is, home is where the fart is.
Come let us fart in the home.
There is no art in a fart.
Still a fart may not be artless.
Let us fart and artless fart in the home.


Ernest Hemingway

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NIKOLAJ COSTER-WALDAU Your lies are like a silent fart. Can't see 'em, but
I can smell 'em.
ERIC JEROME DICKEY I fart in your general direction.
GRAHAM CHAPMAN [Roshi] is also sometimes translated as old fart,
JAMES FORD Zart the fart, you start.
JAMES DASHNER That went over like a fart in space...
JOHN T WALSH You're not stupid, you're just special! You have morons in your head instead of neurons!
THE FART BLAST Where do you get that logic from? You're either getting the cheap-ass knock-off type of logic or get...
THE FART BLAST Humans listen to their hearts so fucking loud that they mute their dumbass brains.
THE FART BLAST Success is like a fart -- only your own smells nice.
JAMES P. HOGAN You stand out like a fart in a church.
JAMES PATTERSON She's a warm fart at Christmas.
JETHRO TULL I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize
BART SIMPSON My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
JENNY MCCARTHY Suddenly, she emitted a loud, long fart, like air escaping a beach ball, exhaust pipe of a Model T, ...
DENNIS VICKERS Nope, you stick out like a fart in a church.
JAMES PATTERSON Rock n' roll is for the young idiots, not an old fart like me.
AL JOURGENSEN Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
LYNDON B. JOHNSON If the world doesn't understand you, fart and move on.
PRAVIN PRAJAPATI I've never shied away from a good fart joke,
EUGENE LEVY My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off.
STEVE KLUGER If you let out a loud fart and someone hears you, just yell "Jet Power" and start running.
ANONYMOUS Listen: We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different!
KURT VONNEGUT Jerry Ford is so dumb that he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
LYNDON B. JOHNSON I burp, I fart. I'm a real woman.
KATE WINSLET He couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner
JOHNNY CARSON Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
LYNDON B. JOHNSON I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
KURT VONNEGUT, JR. I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
KURT VONNEGUT I'm a fart in a gale of wind, a humble violet, under a cow pat.
DJUNA BARNES Every house where love abides
And friendship is a guest,
Is surely home, and home, sweet home<...
HENRY VAN DYKE Fart when someone hugs you, it makes them feel strong.
ANONYMOUS At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.
DONALD SUTHERLAND Probing the corners of the room like a caged cat, fly caught in a jar, fart in an elevator.
DENNIS VICKERS I own a fart CD. It has, I believe, over 100 fart sounds. A lovely variety, from the up-close and pe...
SIMON HELBERG I want to do it too!” said Gazzy, sitting very, very quietly, completely motionless.
“Nope,...
JAMES PATTERSON Ela did you just fart? Because you just blew me away.
MARK A. COOPER Cheli! The old fart. That's why he keeps playing -- he wanted that title.
KRIS DRAPER I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
KURT VONNEGUT That awkward moment when you fart and everyone realizes it was you.
SONYA.E.WILLIAMS Hung in the air like fart gas in an elevator, insecurity in a prom ballroom, guilt around a police l...
DENNIS VICKERS I want to do it too!" (sitting motionless)
Nudge: "Nope, you stand out like a fart in a church....
JAMES PATTERSON That just means I'm an old fart with nothing else to do.
BRUCE SHUMAKER You know me, Esme. I couldn't subtract a fart from a plate of beans.
TERRY PRATCHETT Can you think of a single situation, no matter how grave, where the atmosphere would not be instantl...
EUNY HONG Life is like farting in front of someone and then trying to convince him, you didn't fart. It's hard...
ME [the car] backfired a lot. Loud enough that when I drove in the wrong part of town and it let loose ...
ADRIENNE WILDER This old fart can still get there. But I don't even care. As long as we win, I don't care where the ...
COREY DILLON My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twic...
JAMES JOYCE I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
HAROLD RAMIS I have no idea how to use social media for anything other than forwarding a good fart joke.
NIA VARDALOS There is nothing fiercer than a failed artist. The energy remains, but, having no outlet, it implode...
ERICA JONG On the breakup of All Saints: Nat couldn't fart without almost being told to leave the band.
NICOLE APPLETON Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears.
Most of the time... when you...
ANONYMOUS At a certain point, you have to face the fact that you've turned into an old fart.
ROBERT GOTTLIEB Home is not where you are born;
home is where all your attempts
to escape cease
NAGUIB MAHFOUZ While shooting in Mexico, all conversation was dominated by bowels. During filming, if you'll pardon...
IAN HOLM This is an old house. Among the oldest in the area, a white clapboard former farmhouse built in 1748...
NINA MALKIN My sweet naughty girl I got your hot letter tonight and have been trying to picture you frigging you...
JAMES JOYCE Though I've turned 21, I don't drink. I'm an old hag now. I'm just an old fart.
MENA SUVARI Here he lies where he longed to be;
Home is the sailor, home from sea,
and the hunter home fro...
ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON Everywhere is home, let is go home
DZUCO HUỳNH I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can't help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out.
TYLER POSEY This is my temporary home
It's not where I belong
Windows and rooms that I'm passing thro...
CARRIE UNDERWOOD Agatha Christie n. A silent, putrid fart committed by someone in this very room...
VIZ Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. It's a pretty easy audience, and...
SELMA BLAIR When you're happy, no one knows your smile. when you're sad, no one noticed your tears. but when you...
JHEB KRUEGER (JEFF) If there is righteousness in the heart, there will be beauty in the character.
If there is beau...
CONFUCIUS While the storm clouds gather far across the sea,
Let us swear allegiance to a land that's free,...
IRVING BERLIN I wish in the city of your heart
you would let me be the street
where you walk when you ar...
ROBLEY WILSON I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general...
MONTY PYTHON There is nothing fiercer than a failed artist. The energy remains, but, having no outlet, it implode...
ERICA JONG A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' ...
JENNY ECLAIR Electronic communities build nothing. You wind up with nothing. We are dancing animals. How beautifu...
KURT VONNEGUT Home, Ms. Lane?” His deep voice was gently amused.

“I have to call it something,” I...
KAREN MARIE MONING If I fail, the film industry writes me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million...
GEORGE A. ROMERO I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your gener...
GRAHAM CHAPMAN Life's irony;If the president of your country pays you a visit & in the process farts,rather than cr...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Home

...Home.
...the word,
...has
...no
...meaning
ELLEN HOPKINS Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we do...
RYAN HANSEN Stages



As every flower fades and as all youth
Departs, so life at every ...
HERMANN HESSE The notion of "cause and effect" is sometimes useful in real life, and it can even be interesting in...
KEVIN MCPHERSON ECKHOFF Over at the Olivia Pope & Associates set, we're like middle school children. Every time ther...
DARBY STANCHFIELD Do you want to know why I don't like the so-called connoisseurs of arts? I hate hypocrisy. I'll give...
ILZE FALB His life seemed like a deck of cards, and in the midst of all those two’s and three’s someone ha...
TEKOA MANNING Listening to her spooling out impractical and transcendental picture-concepts like a hyperventilatin...
ALAN MOORE Purple light passed over the paper, but nothing happened.
"Next!" Amy said. She was sure the ma...
RICK RIORDAN The simplest questions are the most profound.
Where were you born?
Where is your home?
Whe...
RICHARD BACH AUTUMNAL

Pale amber sunlight falls across
The reddening October trees,
That ...
ERNEST DOWSON Nicole - Knickers, as I call her. I would swear, burp and fart in front of her. I'd try and embarras...
EWAN MCGREGOR Home is where the heart is, and Dad felt home here in Doylestown.
BRUCE RUTHERFORD grief is a house
where the chairs
have forgotten how to hold us
the mirrors how to re...
JANDY NELSON O Lord, make me an instrument of Thy Peace!
Where there is hatred, let me sow love.
Where the...
SAINT FRANCIS OF ASSISI Let us go where skins are rainbows
Enhanced by every hue.

Where genders are clouds KAMAND KOJOURI Tell me not, in mournful numbers,
Life is but an empty dream!
For the soul is dead that slumbe...
HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace.
Where there is hatred, let me sow love,
Where th...
FRANCIS OF ASSISI Leaves from the vine,
Falling so slow
Like fragile tiny shells
Drifting in the foam GENERAL IROH So full of artless jealousy is guilt,
It spills itself in fearing to be spilt.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE So full of artless jealousy is guilt,
It spills itself in fearing to be spilt.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I didn't want to do a throwaway, mindless movie with fart jokes just to make 6-year-olds laugh. ...
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ERNEST HEMINGWAY I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad ...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY As you get older, it is harder to have heroes, but it is sort of necessary
ERNEST HEMINGWAY Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words? He thinks I don't know the ten...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY Forget your personal tragedy. We are all bitched from the start and you especially have to be hurt l...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY you can't get away from yourself by moving from one place to another.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY You never kill anyone you want to kill in a war, he said to himself.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY If people bring so much courage to this world the world has to kill them to break them, so of course...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY I kissed her hard and held her tight and tried to open her lips; they were closed tight.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY I might say that what amateurs call a style is usually only the unavoidable awkwardnesses in first t...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY We have come out of the time when obedience, the acceptance of discipline, intelligent courage, and ...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY Few men are willing to brave the disapproval of their fellows, the censure of their colleagues, the ...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY All good books are alike in that they are truer than if they had really happened and after you are f...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY That is the greatest fallacy, the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enoug...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY Things may not be immediately discernible in what a man writes, and in this sometimes he is fortunat...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY Certainly it is valuable to a trained writer to crash in an aircraft which burns. He learns several ...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY The first panacea for a mismanaged nation is inflation of the currency; the second is war. Both brin...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and lik...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY There are events which are so great that if a writer has participated in them his obligation is to w...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY Never mistake motion for action.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY If a writer knows enough about what he is writing about, he may omit things that he knows. The digni...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow men. True nobility lies in being superior to...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY I always rewrite each day up to the point where I stopped. When it is all finished, naturally you go...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY But man is not made for defeat. A man can be destroyed but not defeated.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY From things that have happened and from things as they exist and from all things that you know and a...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY All things truly wicked start from innocence.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY I don't know who made the laws; But I know there ain't no law that you got to go hungry.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY The first and final thing you have to do in this world is to last it and not be smashed by it.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?
ERNEST HEMINGWAY For a true writer, each book should be a new beginning where he tries again for something that is be...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY Pound's crazy. All poets are. They have to be. You don't put a poet like Pound in the loony ...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY Never go on trips with anyone you do not love.
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