I think it's the owners fault. They sign these guys to multi-year contracts. They're guaranteed. They don't care if they hit .205 or .305. They're gonna get paid,


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In the future, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.
ANDY WARHOL
Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches.
ANDY WARHOL
You can't go wrong with pizza, unless it's terrible pizza.
ANDY KINDLER
If I watch an episode of SNL, and there's one thing that I liked, then that's a good episode...
ANDY SAMBERG
Obviously, SNL has a lot of viewers, but the potential for a movie is through the roof.
ANDY SAMBERG
Well, basically, when you get SNL, everyone wants to take a meeting, just in case you end up being g...
ANDY SAMBERG
Class Day is a terrible name for a day when you don't have to go to any class.
ANDY SAMBERG
No matter how much it's growing, the Internet still is a pretty specific demographic. It doesn&#...
ANDY SAMBERG
It's weird to have people so interested in your personal life. It's a part of the business t...
ANDY SAMBERG
I'm a big Letterman fan.
ANDY SAMBERG
I've always felt that if something is polarizing, that's usually the stuff I like the most. ...
ANDY SAMBERG
I used to stay up at night and sneak into the TV room, past my parents, who were asleep, to watch Sa...
ANDY SAMBERG
A sign now of success with a certain audience when you do a short comedy piece, anywhere, is that it...
ANDY SAMBERG
If had a penny for every strange look I've gotten from strangers on the street I'd have abou...
ANDY SAMBERG
I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be bo...
ANDY SAMBERG
That is a strange phenomenon, people pretending to be other people.
ANDY SAMBERG
You are graduating from college. That means that this is the first day of the last day of your life....
ANDY SAMBERG
Isn't life a series of images that change as they repeat themselves?
ANDY WARHOL
What's great about this country is that America started the tradition where the richest consumer...
ANDY WARHOL
Great creativity is astonishingly, absurdly, rationally, irrationally powerful.
ANDY HOBSBAWM
When I started playing the bass, I became kind of fascinated by it and started investigating various...
ANDY ROURKE
Obviously Madison Memorial is the better team. And that's the bottom line.
ANDY POLKA
I was with all of the guys today, and we were all just talking about how excited we are. Everyone el...
ANDY POLKA
The third time is the best when you are a senior. But every year is different.
ANDY POLKA
(Randall) challenged us. We definitely came out soft. He didn't tell us to make any changes, he told...
ANDY POLKA
He was real nervous. I took off my jacket, put him on the ground and wrestled with him for about ten...
ANDY PIPHER
The way I'm looking at it at the moment and the impression that I'm getting from the people in Canad...
ANDY PICK
A chance, as a coach, to take a team to the World Cup finals is probably as high up the tree as it g...
ANDY PICK
The trip has given players experience of conditions similar to those they might experience in Colomb...
ANDY PICK