If you make money your god, it will plague you like the devil.
Henry Fielding
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Make money your god and it will plague you like the devil.
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DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) If you marry money, it will give birth to the devil.
VIKRANT PARSAI If you lose a big fight, it will worry you all of your life. It will plague you - until you get your...
MUHAMMAD ALI God made bees, and bees made honey,
God made man, and man made money,
Pride made the devil, an...
WILLIAM COWPER If you do not seek God, the devil will suggest evil to you
SUNDAY ADELAJA The writer I feel the most affinity with - you said you felt my books are 19th century novels, I thi...
JONATHAN COE If you serve the financial interests of the kingdom of God, God will continually replenish your mone...
SUNDAY ADELAJA You are one of those that will not serve God, if the devil bid you.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Make money your master & it will master your affairs & flee,but make money your servant & it will se...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) It will be successful and will make money, but you don't build something like this if you're in it f...
DANNY MASON Call you that backing of your friends? A plague upon such backing! -King Henry IV. Part I. Act ii. ...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE If your relationship with God brings you pleasure, then it will be easy for you to learn how to reig...
SUNDAY ADELAJA Don’t complain that your wife doesn’t make meals like your mother used to make if you don’t ma...
VIKRANT PARSAI Clearly outline your plans, acknowledge God and he will direct them for you. If you can have it plan...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR No one can ever guarantee that your business will be successful someday. Not even you. It is like a ...
OLASOT Long-time viewing of Internet violence tend to change a person's temperament, making the person pron...
YOU QUANXI If positive and healthy materials are absent, negative materials are sure to be dominant in the cybe...
YOU QUANXI In a robust global business environment, our business units operated well in the first quarter. More...
HARRY YOU The Board of Directors and I are pleased to recognize Peter's outstanding contribution to the succes...
HARRY YOU We are pleased to close the books on 2004 following the painstaking review of almost five years of f...
HARRY YOU The devil will do everything to get you disappointed in God
SUNDAY ADELAJA If you owe money it will be added to your tax bill. If you expect a refund it will be deducted.
GRETCHEN DYKSTRA A truly elegant taste is generally accompanied with excellency of heart. -Henry Fielding.
HENRY FIELDING Once in a while, if you cannot donate your entire monthly income to charity,it shows your money is y...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) If you make God your best friend, you can’t go wrong.
VIKRANT PARSAI You know where God is. You know where the Devil is. And you know where your going, hell or heaven.
SUSIE L HILL Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil, and he
will flee from you.
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JANE BRYANT QUINN If you can make money with your talents, why not?
STEVE PREFONTAINE Your angel cannot protect you against that which neither god nor the devil had made
CASSANDRA CLARE Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money
GROUCHO MARX Dear Future child!! If you become a serial killer after I filled you with genuine love and education...
NERISSA IRVING Let men position you in the den, God will make you a Daniel in the den. Let men position you to face...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH If a theif takes your money and you take it back; does that make you also a theif?
ADOLF HITLER If you give 100%, God will make up the difference!
UNKNOWN A plague of sighing and grief! It blows a man up like a bladder. -King Henry IV. Part I. Act ii. Sc...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE If your mind is clear as to what you are trying to do, if you can say what you want out of life and ...
MARI ADAM If you are going to try to go to war, or to prepare for war, in a capitalist country, you have got t...
HENRY LEWIS STIMSON While you live, tell truth and shame the devil! -King Henry IV. Part I. Act iii. Sc. 1.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE God simply tests you, the devil seriously tempts you.
KIMTO OCHE EMMANUEL If you lack the discipline to manage money,then more investing will not make you richer,rather it wi...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) If you don't set the tone for the day, the devil will set it for you.
JOEL OSTEEN The best way to make happy money is to make money your hobby and not your god.
SCOTT ALEXANDER The best way to make happy money is to make money your hobby and not
your god.
SCOTT ALEXANDER If your heart doesn't judge you anything, fear neither God nor Devil therefore, Don't judge yourself...
NTAMBARA SYLVESTRE OWEN BERBASON Every time God gives you prosperity and favor to attain His goals and you do not use it, the devil w...
SUNDAY ADELAJA Avoid negative talk and negative people like plague. Find people who will encourage you, not puke on...
LILY CHATTERJEE He will give the devil his due. -King Henry IV. Part I. Act i. Sc. 2.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE You will ever depress the devil if you always love those who spit hatred into your face. The devil l...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR It is only if the primary or only reason you do what you do is to make money that you will envy ever...
MOKOKOMA MOKHONOANA First, you should take money and have plenty of money fueling your tank. But money becomes dangerous...
VINOD KHOSLA If you have an application exposed to the Internet that will allow people to make money, it will be ...
DAVE CULLINANE Call your opinions your creed, and you will change them every week. Make your creed simply and broad...
PHILLIPS BROOKS Good and Bad are like God and Devil. It's up to you, who do you want to summon.
MOHITH AGADI If you have an application exposed to the Internet that will allow people to make money, it will be ...
DAVE CULLINANE For people like me, who have blocked out a chunk of their past, you wonder - if you open that door, ...
TIM DALY If the Devil can only make you think that you are abused or ill treated, and you begin to fret about...
BRIGHAM YOUNG If you look to money for happiness, you will be disappointed; to power, you will be disillusioned; t...
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO The devil will do anything for you to be comfortable in your ignorance.
SUNDAY ADELAJA In the silence of the heart God speaks. If you face God in prayer and silence, God will speak to you...
MOTHER TERESA If you write for God you will reach many men and bring them joy. If you write for men--you may make ...
THOMAS MERTON If you work just for money, you'll never make it, but if you love what you're doing and you always p...
RAY KROC If the devil has messed up your life; remember, God can bring the best out of your mess!
тαмιℓιαηρσηηυ Give, and you may keep your friend it you lose your money; lend, and the chances are that you lose y...
EDWARD G. BULWER-LYTTON If God puts you to it, God will take you through it
RODNEY BEZUIDENHOUDT The Creator/God writes your beginning. He writes it perfectly. However, you write your ending yourse...
WOHI PURANA If you leave your soil untilled, you will not benefit from God’s rain. Even if God pours down a he...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR If your motivation is for multiplying the money that you have sown, then it means that your heart is...
SUNDAY ADELAJA If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
WOODY ALLEN The more you run away from the devil, the more you will realize that it is closer to you than before...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR Starting out to make money is the greatest mistake in life. Do what you feel you have a flair for do...
GREER GARSON You only get one body; it is the temple of your soul. Even God is willing to dwell there. If you tru...
OLI HILLE If you don't like someone, the way he holds his spoon will make you furious; if you do like him, he ...
IRVING BECKER If you work just for money, you'll never make it, but if you love what you're doing and you ...
RAY KROC If you can't save your money, let the money save you.
EPHDAN A lot of the subcontractors will undercut you, cheat you out of your money if they can.
ARTHUR TUCKER Faith has won it! Fear has lost it! When you get full of faith, the devil gets filled with fear! Kee...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR They told tales as they sat at their work, and every one related what wonderful things he had seen o...
HANS CHRISTIAN ANDERSEN College will probably destroy your love for poetry. Hours of boring analysis, dissection, and critic...
N.H. KLEINBAUM If you practice an art, be proud of it and make it proud of you It may break your heart, but it will...
MAXWELL ANDERSON If money controls our life, the devil will come into our life also to control that.
JAN JANSEN EASY BRANCHES Just like money, hobbies make you feel good but it comes and goes.
Passion for something knocks you ...
CARLOS GOUVEIA It is ten times better to make your mind as your god,rather than money.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) If your website makes customers wait, their money is going to make you wait.
AMIT KALANTRI You spend your TIME to make a DIME. You lose your HEALTH to make your WEALTH, but at the end it is F...
R.V.M. Be with your God, if you can't, be with a man who already be with his God, then this man will connec...
RACHMAD ROFIK The God
In you is bigger
Than the devil that's been troubling you
BOBONTLE MOPELOA Give according to your income, lest God will make your income like your giving.
UNKNOWN Even if your closest friend leaves you, remember that God will never abandon you
SUNDAY ADELAJA If you bow your knees more often in prayer, you will feel the presence of God.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA God can allow you to pass through storms and get to your success. But what the devil loves to do is ...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR If not to God, you will surrender to the opinions or expectations of others, to money, to resentment...
RICK WARREN If you have not chosen the Kingdom of God first, it will in the end make no difference what you have...
WILLIAM LAW If you make a living, if you earn your own money, you're free -- however free one can be on this pla...
THEODORE WHITE If you make a living, if you earn your own money, you're free - however free one can be on this plan...
THEODORE H. WHITE You are a winner; dare to claim it. You reserve your joy if you reverse your belief. You deserve to ...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR You spend your TIME to make a DIME. You lose your HEALTH to make your WEALTH, but at the end it is F...
RVM When God is ready for you to move, He will make your situation uncomfortable.
GERMANY KENT As you grow old, if you don't earn some money or inspiration out of your hobby, you will stop pursui...
AMIT KALANTRI
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NOEL FIELDING 'It's not you, it's me.'
'Oh God. That's exactly what my last three boyfriends said whe...
KIM FIELDING Dean had just come from seeing his lawyer. That was the first time that I found out that he had cons...
FRED F. FIELDING Soon after I returned to private practice, former Supreme Court Chief Justice Warren Burger called m...
FRED F. FIELDING It became evident to me that there was a very serious political element at work. I know that the ter...
FRED F. FIELDING Theology in general, instead of acting as a beacon-light to guide the people of God, the laity, as t...
O. FIELDING CLARKE Commemoration of Swithun, Bishop of Winchester, c.862 Commemoration of Bonaventure, Franciscan Fria...
O. FIELDING CLARKE The last eight years have created a lot of deep-seated hostility. People take political decisions ve...
FRED F. FIELDING Satan has control now. No matter where you look, he is in control, even in our own land. He is guidi...
JOSEPH FIELDING SMITH But look, you did not have to be well versed in politics to know that some stupid things were going ...
FRED F. FIELDING I would rather be right than President.
HENRY CLAY There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.
O. HENRY I see America spreading disaster. I see America as a black curse upon the world. I see a long night ...
HENRY MILLER We do not talk - we bludgeon one another with facts and theories gleaned from cursory readings of ne...
HENRY MILLER It is true I had been successful on a small scale in overcoming one of the main difficulties in the ...
HENRY BESSEMER The people who influence you are the people who believe in you.
HENRY DRUMMOND