Samantha Irby
Related GERARD WAY i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g... SIMI GREWAL Never felt lyk im alone bcoz my soul always follows me dats wat make me feel im not alone & I"ll nev... RAKSHAN BHANDARY ARTEMUS WARD CHRIS CORNELL My words control your body and your mind like a symbiot
im a phenominon
i had to interpose NOBLE DA GENIUS BJORK I am a weathered poet who has experienced the elements of life. I have a bitter sweet past and i use... AMIR RIVEROLL KAMI GARCIA We do not have federated IM. We firmly believe you need a separate channel from any public IM system... BOB SHIMP Im A Good Friend, But Im A Better Enemy. DONALD C HALL I don't know but sometimes I feel that im not a good person in this planet
However I like that feeli... BENJABR, HASSAN KANYE WEST KURT COBAIN Im not looking for perfection, just perfect flaws. KIERRA C.T. BANKS every body thinks im this cheerful littel person with a wonderful smile but the truth is i hide behi... AMBER FAITH HUN JOHN DAVID ANDERSON Im not your biggest girly girl. MAGGIE SIFF The benefits of IM are undeniable for businesses, yet the security risks and challenges are paramoun... CHRIS SHIPLEY I got a best time in my freestyle for my relay. This is the first year I've actually done well in fr... AUSTEN RANDOLPH Im a trackstar running thru life, chasing my dream. 50 CENT JOHN GREEN I over analyze situations because Im scared of what may happen if I'm not prepared for it. TURCOIS OMINEK All that I have done will be remembered when I am all said and done. TRUMAINE M. PRESSLEY We've felt for sometime that IM is next big wave. If you claim to offer a total messaging solution, ... CHRIS CHRISTIANSEN I am not bitter, I have just been used a bit,taken for a fool.lied to by the one i loved.I regret th... TANICA S HALL J. ROBERT OPPENHEIMER Im Holding onto What i Hope Will Keep You by My side DALLAS GREEN i can not go through the ocean. i can not drive the streets at night. i can not wake up in the morni... A FINE FRENZY There is no longer any excuse for not adopting corporate IM. But businesses should establish policie... TOM EID J. ROBERT OPPENHEIMER KURT COBAIN Im trending therefore I am. EDWARD SQUIRE Im telling you, my heart was beating in my throat over the last four holes. This is a huge opportuni... THOMAS AIKEN Freiheit ist etwas Maßloses. Im Guten wie im Schlechten. CARSTEN K. RATH In the desertI saw a creature, naked, bestial,Who, squatting upon the ground,Held his heart in his h... STEPHEN CRANE AYN RAND I'm higher than most places on this island, but Im not going to take a chance of a 150 mph wind blow... PAT PATTERSON I feel great remorse, but I do not feel bitter, SAM WAKSAL im still waiting
for that kiss when
my leg
[(P o p s)]* MEGAN Now, I see! He really kept his promise. He continued to love me, until my heart stopped beating. But... MARIANA CORRêA COSTA PUBLILIUS SYRUS Im like Captain America.... accept with a better body, smarter and 2 deployments... NATHAN ELMO MELO Im not trying to prove a point, ... I just want to get it out of my system, and I think I have the o... ANGEL CORDERO, JR. In the desertSTEPHEN CRANE when i meet someone new they tell me that im crazy or that i need personal and that im the weirdest ... DALLY SALAD Choose a better life not a bitter life! DR.'S RICK AND SUSANN CRAWFORD GERMAN PROVERB I'm angry about stereotypes about Asians, but I'm not bitter about not getting enough roles. I do se... JOAN CHEN Im in the state of Imbroglio NOBLE DA GENIUS revolver under my bed as im pouring liquor out NOBLE DA GENIUS IT departments have spent a lot of money on security. They've hardened the castle walls but left the... ART GILLILAND No matter what happens or what you go through im here for you i always will be.No one will keep me f... NICKOLI LEE ALLEN D'AVANZO Im going to Invest in a Turtle shell so i dont have to Watch MY Back. add ME to the Ninja Turtles Li... KALUM JOHNSON (KDOG) Today's college graduates take IM in the office for granted. If you protect your email systems but i... ED GOLOD Sad and lonely cannot be the same, Not if im sad in you're little crowd. LAWRENCE P. LE BLANC My doctor said I dont use the same side of the brain everyone else uses. lol.. Im insane laawwwwdd .... NERISSA IRVING ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH I am not going to stop when i'm exhausted..I only stop when im done..things never done..that is mean... EJUMP SCHIFFLER BOB SEGER Im looking for a girl who's fun to be around. ROSS LYNCH The issue of IM is that it's being used on the public networks. IM is subject to all the same proble... ANDREW LOCHART the difference between me and everyone else is....i know im crazi NICK HILL For, lo, I raise up the Chaldeans, that bitter and hasty nation, which shall march through the bread... BIBLE i's in my writing are never capitalized because in the story of my life im just the supporting chara... IJIRASHIIJACK MICHAEL JORDAN C. JOYBELL C. JONI MITCHELL I was not bitter by not being allowed to play in the major leagues. I just said, 'The time has n... BUCK LEONARD HARRY S TRUMAN In the Desert STEPHEN CRANE This leaves a real bitter taste in my mouth. GABE MURTORFF J.D. SALINGER Im a soulless lawyer. Give me any opinion and I can argue it. MEGYN KELLY DREW BARRYMORE Life is Like a Piano,, and Im Playing Beethoven... KALUM JOHNSON (KDOG) LIL WAYNE I'm baking an apple pie tonight, and I dont care Mr.Carb.. Im eating it at 10pm with ice cream,. Tak... NERISSA IRVING TAMARA ECCLESTONE Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play. J.R. RIM OSCAR WILDE A judge finally agreed that it wasn't right I was still paying for something I did 13 years ago, ...... SLICK RICK Bob Dole is not a bitter man. That part is jarring. His life was hard. JEANNE MARIE LASKAS RICHARD PRYOR oh, how bitterANNA JAE will not swallow the bitter fruit [of Taiwan independence] just because of the Olympics. XU BODONG DEYTH BANGER A bitter heart and bitter actions hurt one person the most in the end, the person that harbors them STARGAZER Yes Im young,We Belong,Love Is Sung,By the peaceful Song...Listen Please, You'll fall to your knees,... NOT YER TYPICAL DORK Im going to use you and abuse you a distortion of the truth! THOMAS WALLACE SCHERZER Look forward to the marchpanes that boost thou, not the bitter that hinders. EDWARD HUANG I'm really excited because these are my first wins (at state). I kind of expected the 200 IM, but I ... AMANDA FAULKNER JOHN GREEN J.R.R. TOLKIEN Love should make you better not bitter. TEMITAYO OLAMI HOMARO CANTU ANGELA MERKEL I have nothing to hide. I've had my ups and downs, and went through something 20 years ago. I've bee... RALPH WHITE HOMER SIMPSON I know im awesome because if i was superman the first thing i would do is build a suit made out of l... NATHAN ELMO MELO
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Im okay Im okay now.
Im not a politician and my other habits are good. Ive no enemys to reward, nor friends to sponge. Bu... 
A Bullet is a man, from time to time he strays, I compare my life to this, To this I relate. And Im ... 
Im a fountain of blood. In the shape of a girl 
Don't run away. 
Thank god im not too cool for the safebelt. 
dont read my diary when im gone, ok im going to work now , when you wake up please read my diary, lo... 
Im James Bond. Im Jason Bourne. Im Super-freaking-Mario come to life. 
Im on a roller coaster that only goes up my friend. 
My life as a child did not prepare me for the fact that the world is full of cruel and bitter things... 
My childhood did not prepare me for the fact that the world is full of cruel and bitter things. 
i'd rather people hate me for who i am then have them like me for who im not 
Im waiting, for what, my kind of people, what kind is that, i can tell my kind of people by their fa... 
There is no fruit which is not bitter before it is ripe 
Who has never tasted what is bitter does not know what is sweet. 
Do not worry when situations get bitter. A bitter situation is a better teacher. The greatest lesson... 
Im still runnin against the wind
I realize im black, but id like to be viewed as a person, and that is everybodys wish. 
No, I am not bitter, I am not hateful, and I am not unforgiving. I just don't like you. 
You're in my blood like holy wine, You taste so bitter and so sweet. I could drink a case of you dar... 
Im proud that Im a politician. A politician is a man who understands government, and it takes a poli... 
the sentence im reading is terrific ... 
I guess I do have a childlike sense of fun, and although I still have my dark days, I'm generall... 
im the one who has to die when its time for me to die. so let me live my life the way i want to 
Im very nurturing. 
To toil for a hard master is bitter, but to have no master to toil for is more bitter still 
If I thought about it, I could be bitter, but I don't feel like being bitter. Being bitter makes... 
Gypsy aren't only poor, but they are brutal and not so nice people. World has smashed them, that the... 
And it is not always good to be healed in body. Nor is it always evil to die in battle, even in bitt... 
All of the plants that we do not consider food that are safe for the human body to digest, we don... 
I have a relatively sunny spirit, and I always had the expectation that my path through life would b... 
(Homer:) Check it out, Erin shaved my head.
(Marge:) You are bald!
(Homer:) Noooo.. Im young person ... 
Don't take for granted that the worthiness of your cause will win you allies; bring it down to a... 
When dictators feel their support slipping among adults, it is not unusual for them to alter school ... 
Syria is important because it lies at the heart of a region critical to U.S. security, a region that... 
Everyone wants to look their best, everyone has dreams of wanting to look like something else. But w... 
I'll never get a part in a huge action blockbuster. 
I am proud of what I've done. 
I don't have a problem with my image; it's other people who do. 
I consider myself sexy. But the sexy image doesn't bother me, and I don't think it detracts ... 
When somebody wants me to sign an old picture, it's like looking at another person. 