It is a bill trying to force intelligent design on the school districts through the State Board of Education, when the state board has voted unanimously against imposing it as a scientific theory. I think he believes that by not saying (in the bill) science classes and not saying intelligent design that it's somehow constitutional. My (bottom line) is, the state board still has constitutional issues.


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We could always use more, but we are getting back on schedule after the holiday.
CAROL MILLER
Say you get to some place and you can't find an ATM. I will only get one or two or three days worth ...
CAROL MICKELSEN
Europe is very close to what you would find in the U.S. If you're going to a very small town in Amer...
CAROL MICKELSEN
[Europe is closest to North America in its density of ATMs.] ATM machines are all over the place. Th...
CAROL MICKELSEN
In Poland, we could pay for groceries with a credit card. Surprisingly enough, campgrounds take char...
CAROL MICKELSEN
In Poland, we could pay for groceries with a credit card, ... Surprisingly enough, campgrounds take ...
CAROL MICKELSEN
Say you get to some place and you can't find an ATM, ... I will only get one or two or three days wo...
CAROL MICKELSEN
Response times will be better.
CAROL MEYER
You as a resident need to make yourself prepared and knowledgeable.
CAROL MEYER
I'd say we're probably one of the most prepared counties in the country.
CAROL MEYER
It's awesome. I thought it would be a wonderful opportunity. I very much favor the Philharmonic.
CAROL MEYER
Trauma funds aren't going into the San Gabriel Valley, but paying for the trauma patients that get t...
CAROL MEYER
We both do all the work, but we each have the places where we shine.
CAROL MCNEELY
We think every home needs at least one, or maybe two or three, decorative rooms.
CAROL MCNEELY
We tailor finishes to people's personalities.
CAROL MCNEELY
We want people to know that we do more than stripes and polka dots.
CAROL MCNEELY
She was a feisty woman. She was a clown. She made everyone laugh. Everyone loved to be around her.
CAROL MARSH
It all happened very fast. In 10 minutes, the whole thing was gone.
CAROL MARSH
This is how close we were.
CAROL MARSH
My grandmother was a feisty woman. That's probably the best way to describe her. She was still deliv...
CAROL MARSH
Our guests, when they arrive on board, they are going to see that. When they depart, they are going ...
CAROL MARLOW
The response has been remarkable.
CAROL MARLOW
We spent longer than we had planned in Fort Lauderdale, which meant that the itinerary has had to be...
CAROL MARLOW
Cunard has the unique distinction of having the only true liners in the industry, and we're proud to...
CAROL MARLOW
We gave our guests a compensation package which we felt was fair, and clearly it's not our intention...
CAROL MARLOW
Queen Victoria will be a classically-styled Cunard queen, offering the very best of our heritage, al...
CAROL MARLOW
The arc of your swing doesn't have a thing to do with the size of your heart.
CAROL MANN
Her swing changed in a way I hadn't seen before. She quit turning and got steep. She stopped being a...
CAROL MANN
The Open is the home of the over-try.
CAROL MANN
Before mental skills can really make a difference, a golfer has to develop swing skills and course m...
CAROL MANN
[Cherry Hills will be used as support for the argument that Wie's path will leave her not only with ...
CAROL MANN
What happens is that women tend to panic when they're losing it. Whereas, generally speaking, men, r...
CAROL MANN
It pretty much becomes an off-leash day every day. That's what's happening now again.
CAROL MAJESKE