It's been one of the worst weeks for (Toronto) stocks since April.
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BILL TUCKER It's probably been one of the worst years for the semiconductor stocks and for techs in the last 15 ...
HANS MOSESMANN These last few weeks have been the worst of my life.
ANDERS FRISK I still have six remaining fugitives at large. Since April 2004, no one has been transferred to The ...
CARLA DEL PONTE We started lifting weights in April, and we've been in the gym since April with almost no time off. ...
DANA RADULOVICH We have been playing quite well lately and just simply had one of the worst weeks in a long, long ti...
BRIAN CRAIG Medicare has been one of the most successful, popular programs since its inception,
CHRISTOPHER DODD Here's a guy who says one thing and does another. He's been filing with [the New Jersey Election Law...
JOE RATTO This has been one of the worst years for surf.
LES CONGELLIERE I have been dealing with back problems since 1995 when I was with the Blackhawks, and I've only ...
ED BELFOUR We have two weeks of wheat stocks in the country.
DAVID GOVERE We did not see that as we checked on April performance, and our recent checks suggest that the first...
GARY HELMIG October: This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. The others are July,...
MARK TWAIN October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are Ju...
MARK TWAIN We have swung the bats in the last two weeks the best since I have been coaching. This is one of our...
JOSH HERRING Ever since he had been a kid, he had wished and waited, and there had been no change except for the ...
JAMES T. FARRELL The equity business, which was on its back in April and May, came back.
CAROLE BERGER Despite the surprise 1.3 million-barrel drop in DOE crude stocks for last week, inventories in the m...
TIM EVANS I am satisfied that every one of the worst-case scenarios was wrong. Total NATO deaths from hostile ...
RICHARD HOLBROOKE Floyd wants to make a statement on April 8. I've been with Floyd since the beginning of his career a...
LEONARD ELLERBE This is sort of backdoor politics at its worst, for the worst possible reasons.
NATHANAEL GREENE One of the fellows called me 'Cyclone' but finally shortened it to 'Cy' and its been that ever since...
CY YOUNG For many of us it's been four years since we trained for (this mission) and its been a wonderful exp...
EILEEN COLLINS They make it very difficult for an Independent candidate, which may explain why its been so long sin...
BRAD MCCLELLAN I've been with the group since 1965. I will be beginning my fifth year on April ninth this year.
BRUCE JOHNSTON The last few weeks have been a nightmare for me. This is the longest I have been injured since I cam...
DEJAN STEFANOVIC Earth Day activities take place not just on April 22 but sometimes days, even weeks, before and afte...
HOPE SIMON They've been the worst months of my life. I've been wishing my life away by constantly wanting the w...
CHRISTINE HALL Overbuying of China stocks was obvious in the last two weeks. Investors are taking profits gradually...
CASTOR PANG The technology sector has had a tremendous rally since the middle of April and I think it's time for...
LOUIS HOLLAND Doug has played some outstanding rugby for Auckland recently, while Rico has played virtually every ...
GRAHAM HENRY I do believe that something magical, mystical and musical is going to happen for the four weeks betw...
GEORGE WEISS The meeting of the chief justices of the three courts has been called for April 28.
CHARAN PAKDITHANAKUL The SPD lies on around 30% support. That's a minimum - less than that would be its worst result sinc...
PETER LOESCHE So I had the worst experience at the very beginning, and things have been getting better since.
ALEX COX That was our worst period in six weeks.
BILL BESTWICK This is the same commission we've been bargaining with since April 2005. Why are they going to jump ...
PAT HANRAHAN One of love's April-fools.
WILLIAM CONGREVE One of the fellows called me 'Cyclone' but finally shortened it to 'Cy' and its been...
CY YOUNG The market appeared to have had a case of vertigo. We have had a big rally in recent weeks and it se...
PETER BOOCKVAR Social conservatives are very focused on strengthening the family, and I think they are right to do ...
JONATHAN HAIDT We're an institution. We've been here for 20 years, as of April 3.
CARL JACOBY [April 1997 -- The House of Commons approves a last minute appeal by
Liberal MP Dennis Mills t...
BARBARA HALL Since its enactment in the weeks following the September 11 terrorist attacks, the tools in the Patr...
JIM GERLACH tons of movies are shot in Toronto, but Toronto is never Toronto.
EUGENE LEVY You can't take stretches of weeks off, especially coming out of the Indy 500, or you lose your momen...
MARK SHAPIRO The general market earlier in the month had one of the steepest declines since April. But energy pri...
GARY SCHLOSSBERG Texas has had one of the nation's worst public health records for decades. More than a quarter of it...
ADAM CLYMER America's first Olympics may have been its worst, or at least its most bizarre.
KAREN ABBOTT The celebrity-chef thing, even at its worst, its most annoying, its silliest, its goofiest, its most...
ANTHONY BOURDAIN This whole year has been one of rapid sentiment reversals. For three weeks investors think things ar...
CRAIG CALLAHAN It's been plying its trade ever since.
DAVE RICHARDSON This year is the first time since 1983-84 that small stocks have traded at a premium to big stocks.
ANDY ENGEL This has been the strongest rally we've had since the bear market started. There continues to be goo...
RICHARD DICKSON She has been staying with me since April 4. It's been working out good. It's better for them because...
CECILIA CARROLL To avoid entangling alliances has been a maxim of our policy ever since the days of Washington, and ...
JAMES BUCHANAN Prior to the war, bookings for April travel were good. Since the war began, booking trends have been...
JAMES PARKER The worst possible scenario is if they had to do something more extensive to generate new cartilage ...
DAVID MULDER not one inch of anything has been cleaned in three weeks.
THE ARCHIVES Toronto has finally lost its innocence. I think we're going to feel this day for a long time to come...
SAVAS KYRIACOU Based on the relationship between the stocks-to-use ratio and price since 1998-99, a price of $2.51 ...
DARREL GOOD America has entered one of its periods of historic madness, but this is the worst I can remember.
JOHN LE CARRE Okay. This guy came to the bar and flirted with you, then he pummels some guy for hitting you.” Do...
A.E. VIA We've been developing information (since the murder), and the tip has helped the case come together ...
BILL CUNNINGHAM The history of the Erie Railroad ever since 1901 has been a record of progress.
JOHN MOODY The worst kind of tyrant was the one who once had been the victim.
JOHN A. WILLIAMS One of the worst days. One of the very worst.
HENRY BLAKE It is a small game that took about two to three weeks to make. Since its release, it has been downlo...
DAN WOLFE Even though we had a wet March and April, since it was relatively dry at the beginning of the year, ...
CARLOS MOLINA Brandon and Parker have made unbelievable strides since last year. Patrick is having a solid season ...
LANCE ABERNATHY There's been this trend for several weeks of rallying in the morning and then fizzing out, and that'...
JOHN HUGHES I think Doug Stewart is stepping it up. He's one of the best competitors I've ever seen.
NICK MEYTHALER In both cases there's precious little reason to own these stocks, even though they're probably cheap...
CHARLES DISANZA When I think of myself, I think of Toronto. My music would never sound the way it does if it weren...
DRAKE For April sobs while these are so glad
April weeps while these are so gay,--
Weeps like a tire...
HELEN HUNT JACKSON (HELEN HUNT) Normally, March and April are the worst months for forest fires in these parts of the state. That's ...
DAVID BROWN Since its very inception, Israel has been a threat.
BASHAR AL-ASSAD It's 14 years since I left the club and that first-half performance was the worst I've seen since. I...
ALAN HANSEN It's easy for me to care about Toronto, because Toronto is a community that cares about itself. ...
YO-YO MA As long as Rupert Murdoch has owned it, the 'New York Post' has been defined by its shameles...
ALEX PAREENE The board of directors had asked me to stay on through April to ensure a smooth transition, ... That...
M. DOUGLAS IVESTER The worst of the news is behind us and if people think the sector will bounce back, investors will b...
ERIC ROSS We've been in nightmare mode for the last couple of weeks.
JANE GAZDZIAK It's not much of a surprise that the job has been given to him. Pretty much since Day 1 on the job a...
DAVID AKIN It was so great for Doug to see the potential.
JACK EICK A lot of things are worse for the adult industry right now. Its been a really long time since the go...
ANNALEE NEWITZ With commodities prices still firm, these stocks should continue to benefit for some time. Commoditi...
HANS KUNNEN Certain Stanley Cup traditions remain intact, including the handshake line between players who had b...
GEORGE VECSEY I've followed the NBA religiously since I was a kid, and now because of my boy Tony Parker, I...
THIERRY HENRY In terms of front-line players, it's the worst since I've been here. Last year, we probably had 10 m...
JACK SIEDLECKI While surging high imports likely allowed total U.S. gasoline stockpiles to start rebuilding in the ...
ANTOINE HALFF Alexander Woollcott did say she (Parker) would be Mrs. Benchley if there wasn't one already. We play...
GINNY REDINGTON Desperate families have been waiting for government action on the CSA since its last chief executive...
PAUL GOODMAN I don't think anybody is surprised by this. Over the last few weeks I think its become apparent that...
ALBERT LIN If injections from April through October match last year's pace, stocks could begin the next heating...
MICHAEL FITZPATRICK Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable one.
THOMAS PAINE This increase reflects the upturn in the markets in recent weeks; any further gain in the near-term ...
IAN SHEPHERDSON Drug stocks have remained relatively cheap, and you'll notice that since interest rates are of littl...
NEIL SWEIG We were a little rusty. It's been two weeks since we played. We're inexperienced, but we're learning...
GREG LEVERT Human beings can withstand a week without water, two weeks without food, many years of homelessness,...
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CHARLIE PARKER That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it...
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ED PARKER My dad was just a big Joseph Campbell nut.
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ALAN PARKER I hope it goes through.
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ALAN PARKER It's probably the hardest thing I've ever had to do, ... just being away from my kids and my family....
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And who's the one that cares
A trifling lot and...
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THEODORE PARKER Once when I was young and true,
Someone left me sad-
Broke my brittle heart in two;
And ...
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DOROTHY PARKER Politics is the science of urgencies.
THEODORE PARKER Oh, it is sure as it is sad
That any lad is every lad,
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A cherry bough gone white with Spring -
But what I think, Ho...
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CANDACE PARKER You're measured by championships no matter what.
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DOROTHY PARKER By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing.
And he vows his passion is,
...
DOROTHY PARKER Oh seek, my love, your newer way;
I'll not be left in sorrow.
So long as I have yesterday DOROTHY PARKER If I didn't care for fun and such,
I'd probably amount to much.
But I shall stay the way I...
DOROTHY PARKER She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.
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DOROTHY PARKER Inventory:
"Four be the things I am wiser to know:
Idleness, sorrow, a friend...
DOROTHY PARKER If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do the...
DOROTHY PARKER There's little in taking or giving
There's little in water or wine
This living, this livin...
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DOROTHY PARKER In youth, it was a way I had,
To do my best to please.
And change, with every passing lad<...
DOROTHY PARKER I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
DOROTHY PARKER Some men break your heart in two,
Some men fawn and flatter,
Some men never look at you; DOROTHY PARKER As society advances the standard of poverty rises.
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DOROTHY PARKER Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
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DOROTHY PARKER I never thought that heav'n would lose its blue
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DOROTHY PARKER I shall stay the way I am because I do not give a damn.
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DOROTHY PARKER They sicken of the calm, who knew the storm.
DOROTHY PARKER Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you.
DOROTHY PARKER Only Christ could have conceived Christ.
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Houses of marble, and billowing farms,
Pearls, to trickle ...
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THEODORE PARKER Let us do our duty, in our shop in our kitchen, in the market, the street, the office, the school, t...
THEODORE PARKER By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is
Infi...
DOROTHY PARKER Out in Hollywood, where the streets are paved with Goldwyn, the word
DOROTHY PARKER They laid their hands upon my head,
They stroked my cheek and brow;
And time could heal a hu...
DOROTHY PARKER Wealth and want equally harden the human heart, like frost and fire both are alien to human flesh.
THEODORE PARKER Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
DOROTHY PARKER Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow, melts in your hand, and there you are.
DOROTHY PARKER I can't talk about Hollywood. It was a horror to me when I was there and it's a horror to look back ...
DOROTHY PARKER Gratitude -- the meanest and most sniveling attribute in the world.
DOROTHY PARKER I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true.
DOROTHY PARKER Where's the man could ease a heart, like a satin gown?
DOROTHY PARKER Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
DOROTHY PARKER Four be the things I am wiser to know:
Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.
Four be the th...
DOROTHY PARKER It is very sad for a man to make himself servant to a single thing; his manhood all taken out of him...
THEODORE PARKER I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
After four...
DOROTHY PARKER Enjoyed it! One more drink and I'd have been under the host.
DOROTHY PARKER Drink, and dance and laugh and lie, love the reeling midnight through, for tomorrow we shall die! (B...
DOROTHY PARKER