Chris Colfer
Related I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES DONALD MILLER JOHN STEINBECK CRAIG GROESCHEL JOHN DONNE KARL JASPERS KARL JASPERS TAMMARA WEBBER You realize the limits of your body. The thing you don't want to do is freak out and swim hard. At s... CAN OSTEN Kurtuluş Savaşı yılları... Türkiye Cumhuriyeti'nin kuruluşunda emeği geçen ama gölgede kal... CAN DüNDAR Divers have found there is no air left in the holds of the ship. That means sea water has filled the... CAN KARACA They must be all dead, if there is anybody else in those holds. CAN KARACA There is little hope to find them alive. CAN KARACA Bi sen eksiktin ayışığı CAN YüCEL CHARLES BUKOWSKI PAUL AUSTER CRAIG GROESCHEL SHANIA TWAIN She was infamous once upon a time. She's legendary now. The girl is a definite force to be reckoned ... REBECCA HARRIS A cell phone is an incredible thing. Not only can you tell who you're calling, but you can pinpoint ... FRED SCHAUB When you're onstage with Chris Rock, anything can happen. He is one of the greatest comic genius... YUL VAZQUEZ Time will teach you more lessons than I ever can. ROSS TURNER WILLIAM FAULKNER We live in a world now where everything is tweeted and Instagrammed and tagged and now, God help us,... RACHEL SKLAR Chris is a nationally-recognized expert in how government can leverage technology to operate more ef... JEFF HESSE FREDERICK BUECHNER C. JOYBELL C. The establishment of free trade agreements can be a critical and progressive step towards greater ec... DAN KILDEE C. JOYBELL C. Everyone has something to sell. The greatest thing you can ever sell is an idea or talent. T.I. Are you willing to believe that love is the strongest thing in the world - stronger than hate, stron... CHRISTMAS HATH A BEAUTY ... LOVELIER THAN THE WORLD CAN SHOW No one can ever hear these three words enough: I love you. Tell them to the ones who are most import... KAORU SHINMON They can never, ever, become a baby. RUDOLF JAENISCH MARIA MONTESSORI Ballet is just a vocabulary like English. Most classical ballets emphasize how high a woman can hold... JAMES BUCKLEY CHRIS COLFER I believe giving back is one of the greatest life lessons we can teach our children: that the world ... GRETCHEN CARLSON SUNDAY ADELAJA CRAIG GROESCHEL I think people come into our lives for a reason, and we can learn from them, and they have lessons t... DANIELLE PANABAKER JOHN GLENN SALMAN RUSHDIE GERMANY KENT Everyone who lived in high-up, magical places must feel the same way. You come down into the world a... ARJUM HASAN Men can acquire knowledge, but not wisdom. Some of the greatest fools ever known were learned men. PROVERB SPANISH PROVERB i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g... SIMI GREWAL CRAIG GROESCHEL SUNDAY ADELAJA CHLOE THURLOW JOHN RUSKIN C. JOYBELL C. GERMANY KENT His life seemed like a deck of cards, and in the midst of all those two’s and three’s someone ha... TEKOA MANNING Anyone who says they don't enjoy the Army is mad - you can spend a week hating it and the next w... PRINCE HARRY [His] poems are astonishing. These are poems that rival anything anyone in the world has ever writte... BRIAN TREHEARNE They've become much more global in their praying. They see that if we can send our prayers a couple ... BONNIE MOORE The greatest investment one can ever make is the investment into humanity, for an achievement based ... UZOMA EZESON MIKE MYERS CHRIS COLFER STEPHEN COVEY DAN ARIELY LJUPKA CVETANOVA SUNDAY ADELAJA How easily such a thing can become a mania, how the most normal and sensible of women once this pass... KATHRYN HURN Analysis helps patients put their unconscious procedural memories and actions into words and into co... NORMAN DOIDGE SUZY KASSEM These athletes are determined. And they play to win. Our soccer team can win this thing. They show a... DAVID MCKEOWN BRANDON SANDERSON RICHIE NORTON It's a different world in Pennsylvania, and anything can happen. RUSS DIAMOND (Pool) is a fun, competitive sport that anyone can compete in. It's easy to learn stuff, and most pl... JOHN AMELSBERG FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT Something important I have learned is patience, and turning each failure into a learning experience.... LINDSEY RIETZSCH We can learn from them. They can create an environment in the classroom where the children who are f... EVELYNE BARKER This is quite a time. Maybe the most unique time ever for me. But I can't thank everyone enough for ... ALLEN TOUSSAINT What good is a path that doesn’t carry us to the edge of our capacity and then beyond that place? ... MICHAEL MEADE THOMM QUACKENBUSH This is the historical record. These are the eyewitnesses to these events, so no one can ever say th... ANDREW CARROLL No, the safest thing is to become an island. To make your house a citadel against all the garbage an... NICKOLAS BUTLER SUNDAY ADELAJA ROBERT A. HEINLEIN FRANCINE RIVERS LIONEL MESSI The more visible we've become, the more studios are calling us. And it's not just here but all over ... DENISE KASSELL If we make a union in these fields, is there anything we can do to ensure it doesn't become corrupt?... JACOB WREN NAOMI WOLF BARACK OBAMA We begin to fight. The wind and I. Horns locked. Battling each other with elements. LAURA DOCKRILL That's the best thing that classic can do, is it can return to us from our own past to give us l... BARTLETT SHER KATE FORSYTH God is calling you to change the world one life at a time and one small step at a time. Begin today ... DILLON BURROUGHS JOSEPH B. WIRTHLIN ERNEST HEMINGWAY We have tears in our eyes ROALD DAHL CHARLES HUGHES CHARLES EVANS HUGHES ROBERT A. HEINLEIN MATSHONA DHLIWAYO This is the most prestigious and most cherished because it's not about wins and losses, it's about a... 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I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger se... EOIN COLFER Good. Illegal is always faster. EOIN COLFER Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know. EOIN COLFER I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared. EOIN COLFER The thing about a diversion is that it has to be diverting. EOIN COLFER You know, Miss Holly, you look very dramatic like that, backlit by the fire. Very attractive, if I m... EOIN COLFER In my experience, boys are predictable. As soon as they think of something, they do it. Girls are sm... EOIN COLFER Humm humm haaa. Rahmumm humm haaaa," intoned Opal, finishing her chant. "Peace be inside me, toleran... EOIN COLFER Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on. EOIN COLFER Orion brightened. "I have an idea."EOIN COLFER I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any tim... EOIN COLFER No, mademoiselle, I would not like to see the children's menu. I have no doubt that the children's m... EOIN COLFER Other men look up and down, left and right; but men like us are different. We are visionaries. EOIN COLFER A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums. EOIN COLFER That was horrible. Horrible. That poor little guy."EOIN COLFER Thankfully the rest of the world assumed that the Irish were crazy, a theory that the Irish themselv... EOIN COLFER What many people don't know about 'Peter Pan' is that it's a very violent book and H... EOIN COLFER Orion nodded, then asked, “Dwarf cheese?”EOIN COLFER Why no aggressive action?" Foaly squirmed in a harness built for two-legged creatures. "Oh yes, why ... EOIN COLFER Holly is alive,' thought FoalyEOIN COLFER Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both? EOIN COLFER So if you're not Artemis Fowl, then who are you?"EOIN COLFER How do I love thee? wondered Orion. "Let me see. I love thee passionately and eternally...obviously ... EOIN COLFER I feel a little dizzy," said Orion. "But also wonderfully elated. I feel that I am on the verge of f... EOIN COLFER I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender? EOIN COLFER Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares! EOIN COLFER Orion sniffed. "Good. Then, Worthy Centaur, perhaps you could give me a ride to the village on your ... EOIN COLFER It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget. EOIN COLFER Hey, look—your girlfriend is saying something."EOIN COLFER Foaly: Anyone see you come in here? EOIN COLFER If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away. EOIN COLFER If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written. EOIN COLFER Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?"EOIN COLFER Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on... EOIN COLFER Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moro... EOIN COLFER I bet," said Mulch, "that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn."EOIN COLFER Who are you?" he asked.EOIN COLFER I'm kind of in the dark. All I know is that the screenplay is finished. EOIN COLFER What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wo... EOIN COLFER The trick to negotiation was to hold all the cards going in and, even if you didn't, to try to look ... EOIN COLFER Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what... EOIN COLFER Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss. EOIN COLFER And I will not be beaten by that jackass."EOIN COLFER He threw his head back and sang, "'I am a centaur, yes, a centaur is what I am.' It's not like you t... EOIN COLFER I know what dissipate means, Arty. I'm not three, for heaven's sake. EOIN COLFER this was business. EOIN COLFER Careful, Mr. Spiro, guns are dangerous. Especially the end with the hole. EOIN COLFER Holly clambered after him, struggling up the human-size steps. EOIN COLFER Really, I'm trying to care, Artemis, really. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the f... EOIN COLFER Meg and Belch only had eyes for each other. Not in the usual romantic sense. EOIN COLFER Certain battles were won by retreating. EOIN COLFER Anybody see you come in here?"EOIN COLFER Don't worry chief,"said foaly,"It's like riding a unicorn,you never forget. EOIN COLFER What's this?" he inquired, none too pleasantly. "A circus?"EOIN COLFER Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team EOIN COLFER But even though there were plenty of teeth in the grin, there was no heart. EOIN COLFER If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose then I'm mad. That's the way history is written EOIN COLFER Let's save some time here. I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs. In the case of an abduction, the LEP ... EOIN COLFER Too much damned TV. Thinks he's Sherlock Holmes."EOIN COLFER My bugs don't have bugs. EOIN COLFER Certainly, Doctor. Let's talk about your chair. Victorian? EOIN COLFER If Koboi defeats and presumably murders us both then you can consider the debt null and void. EOIN COLFER Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander. EOIN COLFER Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with. EOIN COLFER Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't. EOIN COLFER (to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push ... EOIN COLFER I am unarmed. But Butler here, my ...ah...butler, has a Sig Saucer in his shoulder holster, two shri... EOIN COLFER Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition. EOIN COLFER I'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the ... EOIN COLFER The problem is that I know the textbook answers to any question you care to ask. EOIN COLFER I don't like lollipops. EOIN COLFER Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would... EOIN COLFER Trust me. I'm a genius. EOIN COLFER Sometimes Spiro missed the times when a troublesome worker was thrown out of a high window and that ... EOIN COLFER Of course I saved you," she said. "I couldn't do without you." And because she was happy and flushed... EOIN COLFER Artemis: Holly, how did you find me?EOIN COLFER The little boys did as they were told, eager to please their deranged brother.Ici, g... EOIN COLFER Play along, the wink said. I'll get you out of this.EOIN COLFER how does she know it's the right room?' wondered Descant.EOIN COLFER The only lesson I really wanted to get across, EOIN COLFER I can invent my own creatures and give them their own powers. It was great fun. EOIN COLFER I can invent my own creatures and give them their own powers EOIN COLFER [When it comes to writing, Colfer admits to being a bit of a perfectionist. Over time, he's learned ... EOIN COLFER He uses it against me, too. One day he said, all those other kids have their books signed by you, so... EOIN COLFER [Right now, on tour, Colfer is missing his wife and two kids but says it would be churlish not to ap... EOIN COLFER I was lucky I was never bullied at school - I had a great gang of friends. EOIN COLFER A pity to survive night flights over St. Georges Channel only to crack my skull falling from a ladde... EOIN COLFER Holly EOIN COLFER code red thing.’ Holly EOIN COLFER upprising. EOIN COLFER Pizza, pizza,EOIN COLFER Sometimes, Spiro missed the times when a troublesome worker would be thrown out a high window and th... EOIN COLFER The lucky ones hit partitions and went straight through. The unlucky ones collided with solid cinder... EOIN COLFER Butler shot one of the half dozen diners a fierce glare, just in case she might be planning somethin... EOIN COLFER Artemis took a chance on some calculated sarcasm. “Really, Spiro. Did you think I would attempt a ... EOIN COLFER There's nothing more dangerous than a short guy with something to prove. EOIN COLFER Jon Spiro might have “stuff ” that the military didn’t have, but Artemis Fowl had “stuff ”... EOIN COLFER The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head. EOIN COLFER Together we will be unstoppable. EOIN COLFER Waitress: "And to drink?"EOIN COLFER The miracle of modern science. The LEP pours millions into your department, Foaly, and all you can d... EOIN COLFER You guys looking for my dad? People are always, like, looking for him, and he's never around. Daddy ... EOIN COLFER So, Mr. Digence, home to visit the family?"EOIN COLFER The only other scenario that could explain everything, up to and including your own bizarre apperanc... EOIN COLFER When the moment comes, will you take your chance to be a hero? EOIN COLFER Jon Spiro had not hired Pex and Chips for their debating sills. In the job interview, they had only ... EOIN COLFER (about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl) EOIN COLFER And one more thing. About my name — Artemis — you were right. In London, it is generally a femal... EOIN COLFER This was a nightmare scenario for any bodyguard: stuck in the middle of a transparent tube, several ... EOIN COLFER She held out a small voice recorder. 'By the way, could you describe exactly how you felt at the mom... EOIN COLFER You still awake?' asked the anesthetist.EOIN COLFER Excuse me, Tex," the nurse said, hands on hips. 'Would you mind reining in the voice. There are babi... EOIN COLFER Red was smiling back at me. “Ok. I'm not in trouble. But tell me your heart didn't start beating f... EOIN COLFER When you've come face-to-face with the dark side of the school yard, life doesn't hold many surprise... EOIN COLFER Her glare was so intense that you completely forgot she was wearing pink. EOIN COLFER Doobie always wanted to see the badge. It was shiny, and he was eight. EOIN COLFER It felt like my teeth were sweating. Eoin Colfer's The Legend of Spud Murphy EOIN COLFER Today he became a killer, or else a corpse. EOIN COLFER Artemis and Holly stood together in their underwear, gingerly locking fingers. They had crossed spac... EOIN COLFER Young love is common, but that doesn't mean it's not precious. EOIN COLFER Some people just needed to be stolen from. EOIN COLFER They were in a position of total ignorance and people in that position often died without being enli... EOIN COLFER This might hurt a little is universal code for this will definitely hurt a lot EOIN COLFER The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese. EOIN COLFER Oh,It's going to be so easy to kill you",scoffed Opal. EOIN COLFER Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks? EOIN COLFER Now I can do the bolts," she slurred. "I've been trying to focus enough magic all week."EOIN COLFER I can grow cameras!" she had shrieked at the Brill brothers during one briefing. "Who's to say that ... EOIN COLFER The next minute or so was spent howling on the ceiling . Imp No.1 joined in, but he wasn't really fe... EOIN COLFER Maybe I owe you something too, human," she said, drawing her pistol. Butler almost reacted, but deci... EOIN COLFER Friendship isn't a science mudboy. Just do what you think is right. EOIN COLFER Artemis simple-toon EOIN COLFER I am not exuding anything," said Holly through gritted teeth.EOIN COLFER Vinyaya was being openly antagonistic, and that was an emotion that could be trusted, unless of cour... EOIN COLFER A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. - Angeline Fowl EOIN COLFER Radomosity, thought Artemis. And he felt like weeping. EOIN COLFER I'm the nut! EOIN COLFER Mulch's tongue lolled out, resting on the centaur's neck. "Mmm," he mumbled around his tongue. "Hors... EOIN COLFER Earth,” he began, ignoring the impulse to open his notes folder and count the words. He knew this ... EOIN COLFER Is that how you're going to take me? Scare me into voluntarily coming aboard, then steal my Ice Cube... EOIN COLFER Are you saying that you people knew about these amorophobots all the time?"EOIN COLFER Orion sniffed. "Good. Then, worthy centaur, perhaps you could give me a ride to the village on your ... EOIN COLFER Butler snapped his fingers. "Focus, Artemis! Time enough for your Atlantis Complex later. We have th... EOIN COLFER Artemis: I am not buoyed by that.EOIN COLFER Quickly, Holly," said Artemis urgently. "Follow those bubbles."EOIN COLFER Very well, I promise. So, what did you get for me?" Angeline paused for a beat. "Jeans." "What?" cro... EOIN COLFER Me," Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut."EOIN COLFER So, what did you get for me?"EOIN COLFER Orion:"Oh, how I pray that dragon will turn 'round so that I may smite it."EOIN COLFER Oh, I'm crazy all right. I do have plenty of psychoses. Multiple personality, delusional dementia, O... EOIN COLFER Can we please focus? We are supposed to be professionals." Holly said.EOIN COLFER Are you an angel or a devil, sir? I need to know. Are you taking me up or down? EOIN COLFER All we can hope for is that he will fall into the ocean with a bar of soap in his pocket. EOIN COLFER Stupid. Stupid. Foaly, we are both imbeciles. I don't expect lateral thinking from the LEP, but from... EOIN COLFER He had seen bigger men than he with mummy's handkerchief clutched in on hand and a bloody dagger in ... EOIN COLFER She strode across the McGraney boundary without a backward glance, legs cutting twin swatches in the... EOIN COLFER Artemis remembered a few lines from Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland: “But I don’t want to go ... EOIN COLFER The others ignored him, busy doing what men generally do in dangerous times: putting on their trouse... EOIN COLFER It looks like you've found an intellectual equal, Mulch," said Holly. "It's a pity he isn't a girl; ... EOIN COLFER
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