Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
OSCAR LEVANT What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.
OSCAR LEVANT There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
OSCAR LEVANT A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
OSCAR LEVANT I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.
OSCAR LEVANT Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.
OSCAR LEVANT I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.
OSCAR LEVANT I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the ones that keep me walking ...
OSCAR LEVANT I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.
OSCAR LEVANT I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
OSCAR LEVANT I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.
OSCAR LEVANT Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
OSCAR LEVANT Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
OSCAR LEVANT Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
OSCAR LEVANT I once said cynically of a politician, Hell double-cross that bridge when he comes to it.
OSCAR LEVANT There is a thin line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
OSCAR LEVANT Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
OSCAR LEVANT There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
OSCAR LEVANT What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.
OSCAR LEVANT There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
OSCAR LEVANT Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
OSCAR LEVANT Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
OSCAR LEVANT Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
OSCAR LEVANT Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. On Dwight D. Eisenhower
OSCAR LEVANT Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you will find the real tinsel underneath.
OSCAR LEVANT I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.
OSCAR LEVANT An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall.
OSCAR LEVANT It's not what your are, it's what you don't become that hurts.
OSCAR LEVANT Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.
OSCAR LEVANT I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.
OSCAR LEVANT I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.
OSCAR LEVANT I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
OSCAR LEVANT I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
OSCAR LEVANT I am no more humble than my talents require.
OSCAR LEVANT Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.
OSCAR LEVANT I once said cynically of a politician, 'He'll doublecross that bridge when he comes to it.'
OSCAR LEVANT Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.
OSCAR LEVANT So little time and so little to do.
OSCAR LEVANT Happiness is not something you experience, it's something you remember
OSCAR LEVANT I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
OSCAR LEVANT I once said cynically of a politician, "He'll doublecross that bridge when he comes to it"
OSCAR LEVANT I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.
OSCAR LEVANT So little time, so little to do.
OSCAR LEVANT I knew her before she was a virgin.
OSCAR LEVANT Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you find the real tinsel underneath.
OSCAR LEVANT I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
OSCAR LEVANT Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate.
OSCAR LEVANT I'm a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.
OSCAR LEVANT The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
OSCAR LEVANT I don't drink; I don't like it - it makes me feel good.
OSCAR LEVANT Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
OSCAR LEVANT The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor t...
OSCAR LEVANT I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
OSCAR LEVANT A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
OSCAR LEVANT An epigrams is a gag that's played Carnegie Hall
OSCAR LEVANT Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. [On Dwight D. Eisenhower]
OSCAR LEVANT Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision
OSCAR LEVANT It’s not what your are, it’s what you don’t become that hurts.
OSCAR LEVANT hypochondria, manic depression and addictions.
OSCAR LEVANT Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.
OSCAR LEVANT It's not what you are, but what you don't become that hurts
OSCAR LEVANT A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it first
OSCAR LEVANT I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients
OSCAR LEVANT What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left
OSCAR LEVANT It’s not what your are, it’s what you don’t become that hurts.
OSCAR LEVANT I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away
OSCAR LEVANT There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
OSCAR LEVANT You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. [explaining his way ou...
OSCAR LEVANT So little time, so little to do
OSCAR LEVANT I don't drink; I don't like it - it makes me feel good
OSCAR LEVANT Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome
OSCAR LEVANT I once said cynically of a politician, "He'll double-cross that bridge when he comes to it
OSCAR LEVANT She's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
OSCAR LEVANT I think what Garth was doing was indulging himself, having a bit of a temper tantrum to get back at ...
EZRA LEVANT If you're a news magazine and you want to tell your readers about the story, you've got to show the ...
EZRA LEVANT He should be lucky we have freedom of speech in Canada because if we were in a country that didn't, ...
EZRA LEVANT Freedom of speech trumps political correctness. I would say our magazine would publish an anti-Semit...
EZRA LEVANT Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry,...
OSCAR WILDE It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
OSCAR WILDE The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.
OSCAR WILDE We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
OSCAR WILDE I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.
OSCAR WILDE Memory... is the diary that we all carry about with us.
OSCAR WILDE The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it... I can resist everything but temptation.
OSCAR WILDE A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.
OSCAR WILDE True friends stab you in the front.
OSCAR WILDE Ridicule is the tribute paid to the genius by the mediocrities.
OSCAR WILDE It is the spectator, and not life, that art really mirrors.
OSCAR WILDE Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
OSCAR WILDE It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But... it is better to be good than to be ugly.
OSCAR WILDE The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself.
OSCAR WILDE Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
OSCAR WILDE Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter.
OSCAR WILDE I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give...
OSCAR WILDE In its primary aspect, a painting has no more spiritual message than an exquisite fragment of Veneti...
OSCAR WILDE Society exists only as a mental concept; in the real world there are only individuals.
OSCAR WILDE Writing bores me so.
OSCAR WILDE There is always something infinitely mean about other people's tragedies.
OSCAR WILDE Mr. Henry James writes fiction as if it were a painful duty.
OSCAR WILDE Romantic art deals with the exception and with the individual. Good people, belonging as they do to ...
OSCAR WILDE 'The Lady's World' should be made the recognized organ for the expression of women's...
OSCAR WILDE There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose.
OSCAR WILDE In married life three is company and two none.
OSCAR WILDE I would have a workshop attached to every school, and one hour a day given up to the teaching of sim...
OSCAR WILDE Charity creates a multitude of sins.
OSCAR WILDE What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying.
OSCAR WILDE If there was less sympathy in the world, there would be less trouble in the world.
OSCAR WILDE Death and vulgarity are the only two facts in the nineteenth century that one cannot explain away.
OSCAR WILDE The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is ...
OSCAR WILDE No man is rich enough to buy back his past.
OSCAR WILDE There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
OSCAR WILDE Everything popular is wrong.
OSCAR WILDE To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
OSCAR WILDE Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is ...
OSCAR WILDE I lived in Montreal from the time I was 12 until I was 16.
OSCAR TAVERAS Play for Canada? Why not? I have a Canadian passport.
OSCAR TAVERAS I work very hard at my game.
OSCAR TAVERAS My father was an outfielder in the Milwaukee system before he hurt his elbow.
OSCAR TAVERAS I feel comfortable any position I play. It doesn't matter.
OSCAR TAVERAS I try to work on my defense every game, every practice.
OSCAR TAVERAS I will try to give my 100% in the field and do my job.
OSCAR TAVERAS The Olympics were great, because you had to make the team, and then go to the games. Now, I don'...
OSCAR ROBERTSON I think that teaching coaches are the norm now.
OSCAR ROBERTSON But I like to think an athlete is an athlete.
OSCAR ROBERTSON We're all Americans trying to compete. Magic was competing for his team and Larry for his team.
OSCAR ROBERTSON I think that basketball players should get the job done no matter how it looks on the screen.
OSCAR ROBERTSON I don't blame David Stern because a player gets on the court and he doesn't put out competit...
OSCAR ROBERTSON But if people are buying the products, naturally they're gonna use them.
OSCAR ROBERTSON You see what happens in college and high school games today - a three-point shot or a dunk. I think ...
OSCAR ROBERTSON You look at today, it's a different situation. You have a game that has been transformed into a ...
OSCAR ROBERTSON This is where young players today want to land. They want to be NBA players because of the money.
OSCAR ROBERTSON I don't think that players learn how to play any other aspect of the game in high school or coll...
OSCAR ROBERTSON But I think the image that's thrown out on television is a bad image. Because you see players wh...
OSCAR ROBERTSON Basketball is basketball.
OSCAR ROBERTSON You've got to learn the footwork, the positioning, how to box out, how to pass, how to shoot you...
OSCAR ROBERTSON Now, I guess, people want stars. People are trying to invent stars.
OSCAR ROBERTSON I was taught to play that way when I was in high school and even before I got to high school.
OSCAR ROBERTSON You don't cut anywhere, don't pick down anywhere, don't double screen, no weak side pick...
OSCAR ROBERTSON When you play against different people from all walks of life you can't do the same thing agains...
OSCAR ROBERTSON I think that everyone should be able to dribble. Everyone should be able to pass. Otherwise, why are...
OSCAR ROBERTSON When you go into a game on offense, you make a couple moves and see what the defender is going to do...
OSCAR ROBERTSON It's a sad commentary when I have to say that sometimes in our country we are real sensitive to ...
OSCAR ROBERTSON You need a teaching coach who understands the game of basketball, not just some guy coming on the co...
OSCAR ROBERTSON It's like all guys want to do is make a dunk, grab their shirt and yell out and scream - they co...
OSCAR ROBERTSON I'd like to think that the nature of the two teams - Boston being a championship team over the y...
OSCAR ROBERTSON I wasn't happy with my performance at the World Championships in Daegu. I had an unbelievable ra...
OSCAR PISTORIUS I am also hugely excited to then be competing to defend my three Paralympic titles at the Paralympic...
OSCAR PISTORIUS Rio in four years; I've got more inspiration in the last two, three weeks. I'm sure I'm ...
OSCAR PISTORIUS I want to wake up every day and feel that I'm training harder than my competitors, that I'm ...
OSCAR PISTORIUS I don't want to be competing in a sport where I feel that I'm here not on my talent and my h...
OSCAR PISTORIUS I have run two Olympic 'A' standard times over the past 12 months and with the time I ran at...
OSCAR PISTORIUS These have always been my legs. I train harder than other guys, eat better, sleep better and wake up...
OSCAR PISTORIUS Everyone has setbacks. I'm no different. I happen to have no legs. That's pretty much the fa...
OSCAR PISTORIUS The more I accomplish, the more pressure I put on myself.
OSCAR PISTORIUS I can have my goals, and I can have my dreams. My goal is to make the finals and improve my position...
OSCAR PISTORIUS I don't see myself as disabled. There's nothing I can't do that able-bodied athletes can...
OSCAR PISTORIUS I still find it strange, I suppose, when I say to someone, 'Can you just pass me my leg?' Bu...
OSCAR PISTORIUS When you're competing, you don't have the choice of what the weather will be like. It really...
OSCAR PISTORIUS Putting on my legs is like putting on my shoes. I understand that's how some people might think ...
OSCAR PISTORIUS Out of the tens of thousands of prosthetic legs they've made, there's never been any 400-met...
OSCAR PISTORIUS I have a strong sense that I have to educate people about disability.
OSCAR PISTORIUS My parents didn't give me any scope to feel sorry for myself. They were just like 'go play w...
OSCAR PISTORIUS To have been selected to represent Team South Africa at the London 2012 Olympic Games in the individ...
OSCAR PISTORIUS I'd like to show people that if you put the hard work in and you believe in yourself, then you c...
OSCAR PISTORIUS I have no one style.
OSCAR PETERSON I don't believe that a lot of the things I hear on the air today are going to be played for as l...
OSCAR PETERSON I am the worlds laziest writer.
OSCAR PETERSON We're not like pop musicians who have to perform the same top ten tunes every night of a tour.
OSCAR PETERSON If you have something to say of any worth then people will listen to you.
OSCAR PETERSON I don't do something because I think it will sell 30 million albums. I couldn't care less. I...
OSCAR PETERSON I play as I feel.
OSCAR PETERSON Some people try to get very philosophical and cerebral about what they're trying to say with jaz...
OSCAR PETERSON It's the group sound that's important, even when you're playing a solo.
OSCAR PETERSON You not only have to know your own instrument, you must know the others and how to back them up at a...
OSCAR PETERSON Too many jazz pianists limit themselves to a personal style, a trademark, so to speak. They confine ...
OSCAR PETERSON I believe in using the entire piano as a single instrument capable of expressing every possible musi...
OSCAR PETERSON The music field was the first to break down racial barriers, because in order to play together, you ...
OSCAR PETERSON I remember, growing up, if something big - God forbid - happened, the first jokes you heard on the s...
OSCAR NUNEZ Ricky Gervais is a genius.
OSCAR NUNEZ Quality attracts quality. People want to be on a good show.
OSCAR NUNEZ Yeah, I just don't break. I don't. And there's only one person I know who's a better...
OSCAR NUNEZ Stand-up, I find it really difficult. It's not really my thing.
OSCAR NUNEZ I've always just been attracted to comedy.
OSCAR NUNEZ I am Cuban, my parents are Cuban, and I was not adopted.
OSCAR NUNEZ I've always loved improv. It's my thing.
OSCAR NUNEZ I'm pretty much a straight guy on 'The Office.' We can't all be crazies. You need so...
OSCAR NUNEZ I still use quill and parchment. I do e-mails, and I write, but I don't go around surfing too mu...
OSCAR NUNEZ I like game shows.
OSCAR NUNEZ I watched TV religiously when I was a kid, but nowadays - with the Internet - there's so many pe...
OSCAR NUNEZ I like freedom. I wake up in the morning and say, 'I don't know, should I have a popsicle or...
OSCAR NUNEZ Life in California is beautiful.
OSCAR NUNEZ When students leave college, they are like children who know nothing about the problems of life, and...
OSCAR NIEMEYER I enter my studio at 9 a.m. I have lunch here, I return right away to my work and I go out to dinner...
OSCAR NIEMEYER Sometimes I lose a whole morning waiting on journalists and other people who look for me. But I alwa...
OSCAR NIEMEYER I think of myself as no more than 60. What I could do at 60, I can still do now.
OSCAR NIEMEYER I am a Brazilian before I am an architect. I cannot separate the two.
OSCAR NIEMEYER I like talking to priests, to Catholics. Everyone has their beliefs.
OSCAR NIEMEYER I pick up my pen. It flows. A building appears. There it is. There is nothing more to say.
OSCAR NIEMEYER It was the drawing that led me to architecture, the search for light and astonishing forms.
OSCAR NIEMEYER Form follows beauty.
OSCAR NIEMEYER