They wanted me to play third like Brooks so I did play like Brooks - Mel Brooks.


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I would go anywhere to see Brooks Robinson. He was the best third baseman ever. Nobody played third ...
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We pay homage to the people who came before, doing satires, like Mel Brooks; we're just carrying...
SHAWN WAYANS
Brooks never impressed me because you were accustomed to him making the plays. This kid reminds me a...
FRANK ROBINSON
I mean I would still love to be in Mel Brooks' movies; he's great.
ARMIE HAMMER
Mel Brooks is one of the few authentic geniuses working in comedy in America today.
GENE WILDER
I got a chance to work with Mel Brooks on two of his films: Silent Movie and High Anxiety.
BARRY LEVINSON
I thought Brooks did a great job of performing,
HERMAN EDWARDS
Brooks is going to be working hard all week. If they meet down the line, I have confidence in Brooks...
TODD HINEGARDNER
Brook! whose society the poet seeks, Intent his wasted spirits to renew; And whom the curious...
WILLIAM WORDSWORTH
I chatter, chatter, as I flow To join the brimming river, For men may come and men may go, ...
LORD ALFRED TENNYSON
The more thou dam'st it up, the more it burns. The current that with gentle murmur glides, Tho...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
I wandered by the brook-side, I wandered by the mill; I could not hear the brook flow, T...
RICHARD MONCKTON MILNES, LORD HOUGHTON
See, how the stream has overflowed Its banks, and o'er the meadow road Is spreading far and wi...
HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW
Sweet are the little brooks that run O'er pebbles glancing in the sun, Singing in soothing ton...
THOMAS HOOD
From Helicon's harmonious springs A thousand rills their mazy progress take.
THOMAS GRAY
A noise like of a hidden brook In the leafy month of June, That to the sleeping woods all nigh...
SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE
Gently running made sweet music with the enameled stones and seemed to give a gentle kiss to every ...
UNATTRIBUTED AUTHOR
The music of the brook silenced all conversation.
HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW
Thou hastenest down between the hills to meet me at the road, The secret scarcely lisping of thy b...
LUCY LARCOM
The streams, rejoiced that winter's work is done, Talk of to-morrow's cowslips as they run. ...
EBENEZER ELLIOTT ("THE CORN LAW RHYMER")
I grew up on Mel Brooks films. That was film to me until I got a little bit older and realised there...
RYAN GOSLING
What I learned from Mel Brooks was audacity - in performance as in life. Maybe you go too far, but t...
GENE WILDER
The paper reeds by the brooks, by the mouth of the brooks, and every thing sown by the brooks, shall...
BIBLE
The three theater peeps I would love to dine with are Mel Brooks, because he is so funny; Stephen So...
NANCY ALLEN
Mel Brooks KLIPH NESTEROFF [Mel Brooks, for example, was one director who missed out.] 'Young Frankenstein' came close, ... but...
JAY CARR
Portly, balding, Brooks-Brothered.
WILLIAM MANCHESTER
Preston Sturges is one of my favorites. I learned about dialogue and timing from him - louder, faste...
CLARA MAMET
I am a huge Mel Brooks fan. And I do think that not seeing his canon of classics is a bit criminal o...
LISA LUTZ
This is the greatest feeling in the world. Me and Brooks wanted this for a long time.
GARRETT WILLIAMSON
I was a huge Garth Brooks fan.
JON PARDI
We knew they were going to sag on me, so coach (Brain) Brooks told our guards to hit some shots.
DAVID BOOKER
"Brooks of Sheffield": "'Somebody's sharp.' 'Who is?'" asked the gentleman, laughing. I looked u...
CHARLES DICKENS
I would pay over $400 to see Garth Brooks.
RYAN ANDERSON
I first got involved with Mel Brooks through 'The Elephant Man.' Everybody knows now, but th...
JOHN HURT
Brooks Robinson belongs in a higher league.
PETE ROSE
The groves of Blarney They look so charming Down by the purling Of sweet, silent brooks.
RICHARD ALFRED MILLIKEN (MILLIKIN)
I don't care if people remember Garth Brooks.
GARTH BROOKS
I'm from Tullahoma, TN which is an hour south of Nashville, and I grew up and wanted to be like ...
DUSTIN LYNCH
I don't remember what the song was -- probably something by Garth Brooks like 'Friends in Low Places...
JASON GORE
In third hour today, we had a test. And he told me like, it didn't matter anymore. And I asked him, ...
BROOKS BROWN
Carrie Underwood is bigger than Garth Brooks ? that's impressive.
BILL OGG
Lecturing Brooks was as useful as lecturing a cat.
MAUREEN JOHNSON
And I love Mel Brooks. My Dad loved his movies, too, they're awesome, the kind of thing that if ...
MIKE MYERS
You watch Derrick Brooks take back that interception, when he opened that stride up, he looked like ...
JOHN FOX
I'm a big fan of Albert Brooks, Nichols and May. I'd like to follow in their footsteps and d...
ILLEANA DOUGLAS
It was a brief conversation. I told (Brooks) that I didn't want to hear anything.
DAVE REED
I never stepped foot into a Brooks Brothers before 'Mad Men.'
AARON STATON
As the hart panteth after the water brooks, so panteth my soul after thee, O God.
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Brooks was one of the greatest competitors we ever played against.
LARRY HAYS
I don't see why you reporters keep confusing Brooks and me. Can't you see that we wear different num...
FRANK ROBINSON
I didn't think I liked country music. Then I got into Garth Brooks.
ZAC BROWN
We won by one run, and while we'd like to put more runs up, Brooks did a great job. If he keeps doin...
ED EASLEY
Ill habits gather unseen degrees, as brooks make rivers, rivers run to seas.
JOHN DRYDEN
Mel Brooks is an interesting one because he started out making films about stuff that he was totally...
EDGAR WRIGHT
Everyone from Pullman porters to hostesses at swank New York parties will tell me they always watch ...
EVE ARDEN
We are competing against ourselves. There's 28 million people who have Brooks & Dunn CDs ... The cha...
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Ill habits gather by unseen degrees,As brooks make rivers, rivers run to seas.
JOHN DRYDEN
Ill habits gather by unseen degrees, As brooks make rivers, rivers run to seas.
OVID (PUBLIUS OVIDIUS NASO)
Their sophomore year, I put the guys down as defensive linemen to make them tough. I did the same th...
BOB DOZIER
The difference so far is the difference between the quarterbacks. And both Favre and Brooks are play...
CLIFF CHRISTL
I think Kenny Chesney or Garth Brooks would be the coolest duet partners. I look up to them so much ...
TAYLOR SWIFT
You should have seen Willie Wells play shortstop: as good as Ozzie Smith and a better hitter. How I ...
MONTE IRVIN
He shall not see the rivers, the floods, the brooks of honey and butter.
BIBLE
The sea of reporters on her lawn made Loretta Brooks do a double take.
MISSY LYONS
And I had a big opportunity with Richard Brooks, The Professionals, which is really a magnificent mo...
CLAUDIA CARDINALE
Jason Behr and Amanda Brooks were cool to work with. Jason and I are fast friends to this day.
CRAIG ROBINSON
Everyone knows Garth Brooks is from Oklahoma. We want to do the same for Rio Rancho.
DENNIS ROBINSON
I'm a working-class former apprentice electrician; at the age of 14, if you'd told me I woul...
JOHN GORDON SINCLAIR
Western Union's Agents play an instrumental role in delivering quality service that consumers have c...
BILL THOMAS
[After Brooks recorded his song,] The Dance, ... I couldn't be happier if Elvis had come back to do ...
TONY ARATA
I would love for someone with more notoriety than myself who has more broad-base appeal you know lik...
BOB BALLARD
I tried to play on it and I tried to jump over Aaron Brooks and I knew I felt something pop, but I t...
JAWANN MCCLELLAN
Americans worship technology. It's an inherent trait in the national zeitgeist.
MAX BROOKS
Jim Brooks is a very powerful director and it was a lot of intense work.
TEA LEONI
This case is about the vindictiveness of Officer Carson and the greed of Mr. Brooks.
WILLIAM RAPOPORT
Apparently nobody really read it, it was a cheap movie, it fit their schedule in terms of things so ...
BARRY LEVINSON
I thought as we were coming back, their players were panicking a little bit. They were rushing their...
LINC DARNER
I realise I'm behind on this but Rebekah Brooks was married to Ross Kemp of Gangs fame?! And she ass...
MANDY WIENER
This is huge for a guy like me that's trying to get my career off the ground - to be able to open fo...
GEORGE LUCAS
The person who should really write an appreciation of the late great Dom DeLuise is Burt Reynolds, w...
RICH COHEN
At one point, I thought that maybe humor was the best way to deal with it. I figured maybe I should ...
MARC LEVIN
The woods were made for the hunter of dreams, the brooks for the fishes of song.
SAM WALTER FOSS
Apparently nobody really read it, it was a cheap movie, it fit their schedule in terms of things so ...
BARRY LEVINSON
Whatever Ms. Brooks chose to do, she did completely on her own without my knowledge or approval. If ...
A. ALFRED TAUBMAN
Every well-dressed gentleman must have an all-cotton oxford cloth button-down shirt from Brooks Brot...
ROGER STONE
Sam (Brooks) played a really nice game. He has steadily improved as the season has gone on.
CHRIS SAMPSON
My dad had a commercial film company, so he had a videotape player before anyone. So he got Mel Broo...
JOHN CUSACK
Around 14, I was turned on to Shania, Reba, Merle Haggard, Garth Brooks, Trisha Yearwood... and I...
LAURA BELL BUNDY
In fairness to Dmitri Young, if you're going out there and asking him to be Brooks Robinson and you ...
JIM LEYLAND
(Brooks) beat Durbin two times during the year. We've talked over and over about how it's hard to be...
TODD HINEGARDNER
Brooks is a good pilot. He has been a pilot for years. I'd fly with him again tomorrow.
JOHN CLARK
I do have to step out and take time to let people know that I'm Ronnie Dunn and not Brooks and D...
RONNIE DUNN
I have performed my one-man show '700 Sundays' over 400 times now. There were only two times...
BILLY CRYSTAL
I felt real confident with them (Clemmons and walk-on guard Austin Brooks) being on the court. Every...
BRYAN MULLINS
[Players such as Brooks, Barber and Quarles make sure every member of the defense chops his share of...
CHRIS HOVAN
The fishers also shall mourn, and all they that cast angle into the brooks shall lament, and they t...
BIBLE
The fishers also shall mourn, and all they that cast angle into the brooks shall lament, and they th...
BIBLE
That's what I was wondering. I told coach (Darrell) Brooks, 'Who scheduled this game?' Games are ver...
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Now I do bowling, golf, and tennis. I want to be a good bowler.
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Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting. The most exciting at...
ANDY WARHOL
I love divas. Madonna, Mariah, Beyonce, Britney.
ANDY COHEN
People need to be made more aware of the need to work at learning how to live because life is so qui...
ANDY WARHOL
Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care...
ANDY WARHOL
Our greatest prejudice is against death. It spans age, gender and race. We spend immeasurable amount...
ANDY WEBSTER
Everyone needs a fantasy.
ANDY WARHOL
We live in an age when the traditional great subjects - the human form, the landscape, even newer tr...
ANDY WARHOL
Fantasy love is much better than reality love.
ANDY WARHOL
I want to die with my blue jeans on.
ANDY WARHOL
I think everybody should like everybody.
ANDY WARHOL
People sometimes say the way things happen in the movies is unreal, but actually, it's the way t...
ANDY WARHOL
Art? That's a man's name.
ANDY WARHOL
I always like to see if the art across the street is better than mine.
ANDY WARHOL
I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.
ANDY WARHOL
An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have.
ANDY WARHOL
I'm afraid that if you look at a thing long enough, it loses all of its meaning.
ANDY WARHOL
I just happen to like ordinary things. When I paint them, I don't try to make them extraordinary...
ANDY WARHOL
Art is what you can get away with.
ANDY WARHOL
I love to cook, and my wife loves to cook. Sometimes it's the appeal of the simplest of dishes -...
ANDY GARCIA
I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't su...
ANDY ROONEY
Some of the snowballs have a kind of animal energy. Not just because of the materials inside them, b...
ANDY GOLDSWORTHY
Sometimes I get frustrated in traffic. I typically start going deep with my cab driver and Twitter f...
ANDY COHEN
Help for first time buyers and other housing market measures will be welcome.
ANDY SAWFORD
Better late than never, but never late is better
ANDY WARHOL
I had a very detailed retirement plan, and I feel like I've met every aspect of it: a lot of gol...
ANDY RODDICK
You know, if I tell the press that I like long blonde hair, the next day there will be girls with lo...
ANDY LAU
I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?
ANDY WARHOL
I like boring things.
ANDY WARHOL
I was homeless for almost a year and a half, just living in my car or bouncing around peoples' h...
ANDY BIERSACK
Love and sex can go together and sex and unlove can go together and love and unsex can go together. ...
ANDY WARHOL
Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.
ANDY WARHOL
I am not a brave man... I do not have the right stuff. Astronauts are really a cut above.
ANDY WEIR
Among other things, drag queens are living testimony to the way women used to want to be, the way so...
ANDY WARHOL