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To practice any art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow. So do it.


Kurt Vonnegut

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KURT VONNEGUT If you want to really hurt you parents, and you don't have the nerve to be gay, the least you can do...
KURT VONNEGUT JR. If you want to really hurt you parents, and you don't have the nerve to be gay, the least you can do...
KURT VONNEGUT Any writer my age almost can't get away from being influenced by Kurt Vonnegut, partially becaus...
CHRIS CRUTCHER I want the people of New Jersey to jump off a cliff like Kurt Vonnegut so I can show them how to fly...
RICHIE SAMBORA No matter how high buildings you make, your soul needs to be where it belongs.
MAHRUKH A walk?" said Catharine.
"One foot in front of the other," said Newt, "through leaves, over bri...
KURT VONNEGUT JR. It doesn't make me feel any better no matter how well I pitched. A loss is a loss.
JEFF WEAVER No matter how much soul searching you do unless you do it with truth; you will never find your soul....
N. S. COLE Perfectionism doesn't believe in practice shots. It doesn't believe in improvement. Perfectionism ha...
JULIA CAMERON When you go to an audition, don't hang on to it because no matter how well you feel it went or h...
DANIELA RUAH The quest of the Inner Ring will break your hearts unless you break it. But if you break it, a surpr...
C.S. LEWIS So it's pretty simple. Go sing. Sing well or sing badly -it doesn't matter, as long as you sing your...
ADI ALSAID As Richard Pryor was to Eddie Murphy, that's what Kurt Vonnegut was to me.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE Tell your story to the universe and Let your actions speak LOVE.' No matter what it is.
NAPZ CHERUB PELLAZO Your "Not To Do" list is also important.
MANI S. SIVASUBRAMANIAN We do that every day. No matter how many kids come to practice, we have to do that every day to have...
MICHAEL DISANTO No matter what you do, no matter how stupid, dumb or damaging you judge it to be, there is a lesson ...
PETER MCWILLIAMS Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be. -Kurt Vonnegut.
KURT VONNEGUT Here is a lesson in creative writing.

First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transve...
KURT VONNEGUT The fact of the matter is that you cannot make other people do anything without their consent. No ma...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA Scum of the Earth as some may be in their daily lives, they can all be saints in emergencies.
KURT VONNEGUT No matter what I do, no matter how predictable I try to make my life, it will not be any more predic...
ELIZABETH MOON Everyday people all over the world take advantage of life, they abuse it and dice with it.Life is so...
GARY F EVANS... I read a lot of short fiction, like Kurt Vonnegut and Raymond Carver and Wells Tower.
LORDE Listen to me, your body is not a temple. Temples can be destroyed and desecrated. Your body is a for...
BEAU TAPLIN No man owns me. All man can do is practice the timeless, criminal art of threatening to separate my ...
TIFFANY MADISON Is getting well ever an art/ Or art a way to get well.
ROBERT LOWELL Repose is not a discipline or practice. To experience Repose, you do not need to adhere to any speci...
VICTOR SHAMAS An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play, it is always possible to get w...
A. A. MILNE Focus on faith and grow your roots strong and deep so no one can make you believe in something that ...
MOLLY FRIEDENFELD You must have to want it so badly, if there is any way you can live without it, get out of it. Being...
TOM SIZEMORE The most effective intention is a desire for a conscious contact with your soul, a deeper connection...
DEREK RYDALL Using assistive technology with your child prevents your child from missing out on content solely be...
SANDRA K. COOK No matter how full the river, it still wants to grow.
AFRICAN PROVERB Art is a critical component in a well-rounded education. Art is the level playing field - no matter ...
LYNDA RESNICK It is the spirit of the age to believe that any fact, no matter how suspect, is superior to any imag...
GORE VIDAL It is the spirit of the age to believe that any fact, no matter how suspect, is superior to any imag...
GORE VIDAL Your soul sings to mine. My soul is yours, and it always will be, in any world. No matter what happe...
LAINI TAYLOR You cannot control what other people do, only how you react to it.
JEFFREY FRY IF you want to no how someone feels if they have any illness no matter how severe it is .The only wa...
GARY F EVANS... It does not matter how badly you paint so long as you don't paint badly like other people.
GEORGE MOORE No matter how strong you are, no matter how smart you are or tough you can be, the world will find a...
TAYLOR JENKINS REID No matter how senior you get in an organization, no matter how well you're perceived to be doing...
ABAGAIL JOHNSON Do it badly; do it slowly; do it fearfully; do it any way you have to, but do it.
STEVE CHANDLER Take chances, make mistakes. That's how you grow. Pain nourishes your courage. You have to fail in o...
MARY TYLER MOORE It is impossible to think of any good meal, no matter how plain or elegant, without soup or bread in...
M. F. K. FISHER My dear friend, if you read the Bible so well but have not studied the subject of aeronautics, you c...
SUNDAY ADELAJA I really began to love to read while in high school, and my favorite authors were my heroes: J.D. Sa...
LOUIS SACHAR He said so himself: It seems like any thing good you have done, no matter how small, finds a way to ...
HELEN SANTOS To exist here, I’ll have to become skilled in saying no—an art in which I was once well accompli...
DOUG COOPER There is so much art can do to enlighten people, no matter what their views might be. If art can'...
OCTAVIA SPENCER You are an author, a public figure. You are going to be judged no matter what you write, so live you...
SARAH GERDES No matter how well you do in the regular season, it has to be capped off with a championship to real...
SCOTTIE PIPPEN Loneliness is the human condition. Cultivate it. The way it tunnels into you allows your soul room t...
JANET FITCH Greed is a suit that’s tailor made: it finds a way to fit every lifestyle, no matter how much or h...
CASEY N. CEP To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
TOM ROBBINS Society is more concerned with material possessions than it is with the true love and compassion of ...
KURT VONNEGUT JR. The most radical, audacious thing to think is that there might be some point to working hard and thi...
KURT VONNEGUT No matter how big or soft or warm your beds is, you still have to get out of it.
GRACE SLICK No matter how big or soft or warm your bed is, you still have to get out of it.
GRACE SLICK In seventh grade, with some vague sense that I wanted to be a writer, I crouched in the junior high ...
JESS WALTER [F]or what in this world is worth doing that doesn't require a portion of one's body and soul?
JAMIE KORNEGAY No matter how exciting your team is, no matter how much fun it is to watch or how many goals you sco...
WAYNE GRETZKY Take chances, make mistakes. That's how you grow. Pain nourishes your courage. You have to fail ...
MARY TYLER MOORE It takes a CONSTANT flowing of gas from the cylinder to keep the fire burning under your pot. “WOO...
OLAOTAN FAWEHINMI No matter under what circumstances you leave it, home does not cease to be home. No matter how you l...
JOSEPH BRODSKY Let your actions speak LOVE. No matter what it is.
NAPZ CHERUB PELLAZO Life happens too fast for you ever to think about it. If you could just persuade people of this, but...
KURT VONNEGUT War is no solution to peace.
BEN OAK No matter how much experience you have, how many degrees you have, or how well known you have become...
LAURA SPENCER When you do something you're never done before, no matter how poorly it turns out, you're on your wa...
ALAN LAKEIN Don’t always wish it is easier to be done; wish you have enough power to make it happen. No matter...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR No matter how much you cry, the tears will dry. No matter how many nightmares, flashbacks, visions, ...
VIRONIKA TUGALEVA I think that it's important for every single person, no matter what they do in life, to particip...
SALMA HAYEK To cultivate bravery and courage, practice, practice, practice. Each time you test your bravery you ...
SUSAN C. YOUNG Laws of Sex; To prevent temptation, practice all your sexual fantasies with your partner no matter h...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) There's no way I would have made the Hall of Fame or set any of the records I did by myself. No matt...
GALE SAYERS Do what your inner soul tells you to do, regardless of any money or success it will bring you.
ETEL ADNAN No matter how many plans you make or how much in control you are, life is always winging it.
CARROLL BRYANT Don't only practice your art, but force your way into its secrets; art deserves that, for it and...
LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN No matter how hard the loss, defeat might serve as well as victory to shake the soul and let the glo...
AL GORE You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.
IRISH SAYINGS You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.
IRISH PROVERB Sometimes it's hard to find the time to practice, but you have to. It's not always about having fun ...
MASAKAZU ITO He was so gorgeous... Kurt. I don't know how I got lucky that way.
COURTNEY LOVE No matter how badly senators want to know things, judicial nominees are limited in what they may dis...
ORRIN HATCH Most powerful of all powers in its holy insinuation is _being_. _To be_ is more powerful than even _...
GEORGE MACDONALD How do you make any sense of history, art or literature without knowing the stories and iconography ...
POLLY TOYNBEE To be, or not to be, that is the question.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Kurt Vonnegut said, 'The best of Bob and Ray is virtually indistinguishable from the worst.'...
BOB ELLIOTT “QUALITY TIME is important, no matter how busy you are, u must find at least a particular time to ...
MARICEL CONSOLACION You have to grow from the inside out. None can teach you, none can make you spiritual. There is no o...
SWAMI VIVEKANANDA We have no way right now to determine how badly we've been hurt,
PAT SULLIVAN He that desireth to acquire any art or science seeketh first those means by which that art or scienc...
ROBERT BARCLAY Five billion people have played Hamlet. 'To be or not to be.' And how do you do that and fin...
ANNETTE BENING We have this habit of romanticizing the lives of writers. I remember when I was a kid, I was like, &...
JOHN GREEN “Art is everything you see. Boardgames are art, songs are art, books are art, art is a precious th...
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KURT VONNEGUT If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph:
THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED
FOR THE...
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KURT VONNEGUT All this happened, more or less.
KURT VONNEGUT Here's the news: I am going to sue the Brown & Williamson Tobacco Company, manufacturers of Pall...
KURT VONNEGUT Only in books do we learn what’s really going on.
KURT VONNEGUT The truth is, we know so little about life, we don't really know what the good news is and what the ...
KURT VONNEGUT Life is no way to treat an animal.
KURT VONNEGUT A saint is a person who behaves decently in a shockingly indecent society.
KURT VONNEGUT In case you haven't noticed, as the result of a shamelessly rigged election in Florida, in which tho...
KURT VONNEGUT I wanted all things
To seem to make some sense,
So we could all be happy, yes,
Instea...
KURT VONNEGUT Here is a lesson in creative writing.

First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transve...
KURT VONNEGUT Do you realize that all great literature is all about what a bummer it is to be a human being? Isn't...
KURT VONNEGUT I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
KURT VONNEGUT And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, 'I...
KURT VONNEGUT Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly;
Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?'
Tiger got t...
KURT VONNEGUT If somebody says 'I love you' to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can an...
KURT VONNEGUT All moments, past, present and future, always have existed, always will exist.
KURT VONNEGUT Live by the foma* that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.

*Harmless untruths
KURT VONNEGUT profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and...
KURT VONNEGUT Sometimes I think that's the trouble with the world: too many people in high places who are stone-co...
KURT VONNEGUT One might be led to suspect that there were all sorts of things going on in the Universe which he or...
KURT VONNEGUT The church, which squatted among the headstones like a wet mother dodo, had been at various times Pr...
KURT VONNEGUT This person has just arrived on this planet, knows nothing about it, has no standards by which to ju...
KURT VONNEGUT My advice to writers just starting out? Don't use semi-colons! They are transvestite hermaphrodites,...
KURT VONNEGUT People don't come to church for preachments, of course, but to daydream about God.
KURT VONNEGUT Vietnam was an exercise in mistaken idealism; Iraq in cynical money-making. And there's no optimism ...
KURT VONNEGUT I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the ki...
KURT VONNEGUT This is a beguiling book,
KURT VONNEGUT and I'm whistling as beautifully as I can.
KURT VONNEGUT Here is the solution to the American drug problem suggested a couple years back by the wife of our P...
KURT VONNEGUT The year was 2081, and everyone was finally equal.
KURT VONNEGUT The human beings also passed canteens, which guards would fill with water. When food came in, the hu...
KURT VONNEGUT What he meant, of course, was that there would always be wars, that they were as easy to stop as gla...
KURT VONNEGUT Well, I know," she said. "You'll pretend you were men instead of babies, and you'll be played in the...
KURT VONNEGUT I am a very bad scientist. I will do anything to make a human being feel better, even if it's unscie...
KURT VONNEGUT The troops and their ladies had first drunk champagne. There were also remains of sandwiches, and I ...
KURT VONNEGUT Americans... are forever searching for love in forms it never takes, in places it can never be. It m...
KURT VONNEGUT It is a very mixed blessing to be brought back from the dead.
KURT VONNEGUT I asked this heroic pet lover how it felt to have died for a schnauzer named Teddy. Salvador Biagian...
KURT VONNEGUT Swoopers write a story quickly, higgledy-piggledy, crinkum-crankum, any which way. Then they go over...
KURT VONNEGUT The bounties of space, of infinite outwardness, were three: empty heroics, low comedy, and pointless...
KURT VONNEGUT Don't worry about your father. He's a perfectly contented, self-sufficient zombie.
KURT VONNEGUT How nice -- to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
KURT VONNEGUT If you can do no good, at least do no harm.
KURT VONNEGUT Since Alice had never received any religious instruction, and since she had led a blameless life, sh...
KURT VONNEGUT There are no telegraphs on Tralfamadore. But you're right: each clump of symbols is a brief, urgent ...
KURT VONNEGUT Unfortunately, that still leaves plenty of Americans who don't read much or think much -- who will s...
KURT VONNEGUT You asked the impossible of a machine and the machine complied.
KURT VONNEGUT