Truthfully, there're only a handful of people in this world who really get joy from seeing you happy. Most won't care if you’re happy, only if you're miserable like they are. They eat that shit up.


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A good deal of tyranny goes by the name of protection.
CRYSTAL EASTMAN
They're known sometimes as a guardian angel to their fellow marines and to watch over and protect th...
CRYSTAL MERILLAT
I think we're in good hands. There's definitely much more momentum in bringing in good thing...
CRYSTAL CHAPPELL
Humans love sex, we need sex, it's how we connect, it reminds us we're alive, it's the t...
BILLY CRYSTAL
What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you're constantly startin...
BILLY CRYSTAL
Every usage, no matter how bizarre or nonstandard, fascinates me, as it tells me something about the...
DAVID CRYSTAL
The prop guys came in yelling, 'There's mercury on the set! It can get into your lungs, and it'll ki...
CRYSTAL HUNT
How do you spell the name of the Irish prime minister? It sounds like 'teeshuck', but we spe...
DAVID CRYSTAL
The Internet offers endangered languages a chance to have a public voice in a way that would not hav...
DAVID CRYSTAL
I think I've far exceeded what I ever thought I could possibly do.
BILLY CRYSTAL
A lot of people have said we're too young, but that just means we're fearless. And that's something ...
CRYSTAL LANGHORNE
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
BILLY CRYSTAL
A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight ...
BILLY CRYSTAL
I'm going to go on just living and laughing and loving.
BILLY CRYSTAL
I was a per diem floater in the same junior high school I went to. I sat in the office and made $42....
BILLY CRYSTAL
So many cultures have been forced to turn away from their pasts. We even fly flags of forgotten king...
CRYSTAL BREWE
At the same time we overlap, because, I do linguistics, and Ben did a first degree in Linguistics at...
DAVID CRYSTAL
As I get older and I get a few more years experience I become more like Dad, you know, King Lear.
DAVID CRYSTAL
Bill don't go, it's OK, we love you.
BILLY CRYSTAL
It hasn't been a problem with Ben, I think we worked together very well, we don't have rows.
DAVID CRYSTAL
We have some good images of the suspect. We just haven't been able to ID who he is.
CRYSTAL CANDY
I could have done a lot more if I had the money. We really did a minimal campaign compared to some o...
CRYSTAL KENNEDY
It seems like a minimal time commitment, but it makes a big difference to the children.
CRYSTAL DAVIS
She challenges me, and at the same time, I challenge her, ... She's making me better. She's one of t...
CRYSTAL SMITH
This device was powerful enough that they felt the thud a mile or two away.
CRYSTAL CANDY
It'd be great to play Ohio State again. They beat us last year and knocked us out.
CRYSTAL LANGHORNE
I knew it was between us and Ohio State once I saw Tennessee was in, but it just didn't go our way.
CRYSTAL LANGHORNE
I was the first to say we got the monkey off our backs. Everybody was really happy about that win.
CRYSTAL LANGHORNE
They will have the revenge factor going for them so we know we're going to have to bring our A game ...
CRYSTAL LANGHORNE
It's a new game so we're not looking at what happened in the past.
CRYSTAL LANGHORNE
We got here really fast.
CRYSTAL LANGHORNE
It wasn't one of my best games.
CRYSTAL LANGHORNE
I consider those kind of like misses. I wasn't really paying attention.
CRYSTAL LANGHORNE
I think we came out really well. We were intense, played great defense and I think we did a good job...
CRYSTAL LANGHORNE
You're either in it for the long haul or you're not.
CRYSTAL GAYLE
I have a lot of love and respect for Melissa Etheridge. I love Joe Cocker, Ray LaMontagne, Feist.
CRYSTAL BOWERSOX
I have performed my one-man show '700 Sundays' over 400 times now. There were only two times...
BILLY CRYSTAL
Nothing takes the sting out of these tough economic times like watching a bunch of millionaires givi...
BILLY CRYSTAL
Although many texters enjoy breaking linguistic rules, they also know they need to be understood.
DAVID CRYSTAL
The story of English spelling is the story of thousands of people - some well-known, most totally un...
DAVID CRYSTAL
Since I got into the movies, 'Running Scared,' that did $40 million. 'Princess Bride,...
BILLY CRYSTAL
To this day, with all of these muscle-bound guys, nobody hit the ball further than Mickey Mantle, wi...
BILLY CRYSTAL
I went to my first game May 30, 1956, and Mantle was in the beginnings of his Triple Crown season. A...
BILLY CRYSTAL
Something special for him but also to show the community that this was a marine who was proud to ser...
CRYSTAL MERILLAT
Likewise, there is no evidence that texting teaches people to spell badly: rather, research shows th...
DAVID CRYSTAL
Everybody is OK, but since it is a deputy who is involved and we have shots fired, we have to do a f...
CRYSTAL CANDY
When we drove up to the cemetery that night, it was just like he had been killed all over again.
CRYSTAL MERILLAT
Certainly this is a public affairs school, and he's a former president, but I think he really excite...
CRYSTAL JONES
She tore the ACL in January, and was back in the team camp in June. That was an inspiration to the o...
CRYSTAL WILLIAMS
He used various techniques, including having other people distract the employees. He'd then go in an...
CRYSTAL CANDY