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An ad for cigars appears in 100,000 newspapers; sales of that brand increase by 3% for a short time thereafter. A new play receives a viciously negative review in a theatrical journal that prints 500 copies; the playwright shoots himself. Who’s the better writer?


Jason Lutes

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JASON FRIED I used to watch those rock videos where they would chainsaw the piano. And I thought, 'That'...
JASON MORAN The risk of relying on a handful of customers is not just financial. Your product also is at risk wh...
JASON FRIED Never categorize yourself, society does that to you, don't do it to yourself.
JASON PRIESTLEY Christian allegories are a dime a dozen. You can find them in any story, if you look hard enough. Ev...
JASON KRUMBINE I went on a Hot Pocket diet where I ate two Hot Pockets every four hours. I only had the pepperoni p...
JASON SEGEL 'Parenthood' has been the beneficiary of wonderful performances by child actors.
JASON KATIMS I'm equally guilty of using technology - I Twitter, I text people, I chat. But I think there'...
JASON REITMAN I love carbs, but denial is good training for the mind.
JASON MOMOA I don't have anything to fix! I don't smoke, I don't drink, and I don't eat carbs. M...
JASON BATEMAN My father was a sheep shearer, so I grew up in a caravan; we'd go around from shearing shed to s...
JASON CLARKE Can you design a Rorschach test that's going to make everyone feel something every time - and th...
JASON REITMAN I listened to the radio, so I was influenced by everyone from Michael Jackson to Milli Vanilli. But ...
JASON MRAZ There's a certain feeling of giving, a certain feeling of generosity in love songs. When you sin...
JASON MRAZ I think things that are really, really not good are easy to see. But films that are decent can eithe...
JASON BATEMAN People like 'Crank,' some people like 'Redemption.' I'm just happy to do things ...
JASON STATHAM My wife may be the role model for our daughter in some ways, but I think I represent what she'll...
JASON ISBELL I think it's important for artists to work together. It's great for fans to see, like, Ludac...
JASON ALDEAN I'm not a religious person. But, when I look at a beautiful cathedral, what brings awe, what ind...
JASON SILVA When I was a kid, we went to St. Augustine, Fla., and I was lying on the couch one night with a Q-ti...
JASON ALDEAN I have a very awesome seat in the house every time I play. When the lights come up, and the sound tu...
JASON MRAZ I'm generally risk averse, and most great entrepreneurs I know are as well.
JASON FRIED To me, the more interesting villains are the ones you can, in some sense, relate to or sympathize wi...
JASON AARON Federal spending is atrocious.
JASON CHAFFETZ Customers buy Basecamp without ever having to interact with us. If they do have a question, we handl...
JASON FRIED Entrepreneurs love to view risk as binary. The more you put on the line, the greater the potential f...
JASON FRIED We had, like, the greatest time you could ever imagine doing 'Arrested Development.' And as ...
JASON BATEMAN I was very surprised to get a reading for 'Arrested Development' because it really seemed to...
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