I once heard my mother tell my father that she shouldn’t have to explain why she was pissed. That if he didn’t already know what he’d done wrong, then he wasn’t really sorry for it. What the fuck does that even mean? Newsflash, ladies: We can’t read your thoughts. And frankly, I’m not entirely sure I’d want to. The female mind is a scary place to be.


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ALSTON CHASE
I'm good at what I do - simple kind of stuff. But I'm a Pete Townsend kind of player. I hit it hard....
CHASE WESTFALL
The defense got it out well and I flicked it to Pablo. He read the play beautifully and hit it back ...
CHASE BARBIERI
Like China, the Internet is a huge new market. It's up to you to figure out what to do with it. Use ...
LARRY CHASE
This is a lot of fun. But it's a lot more work than I thought. There's no time to rest.
CHASE BUDINGER
Laughter kills lonesome. It's one of the great things in our lives.
CHEVY CHASE
I've been too funny in my life to have to play a character who's... moderately funny.
CHEVY CHASE
Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default.
CHEVY CHASE
When you stop to realize that Abraham Lincoln was probably never seen by more than 400 people in a s...
CHEVY CHASE
I don't get the sense that people are thinking we're not going to have a team next year. But at the ...
ART CHASE
We've told them that regardless of what happens, we will still offer them scholarships next year.
ART CHASE
It's pretty standard to give kids options once a coach [who recruited them] is no longer with the pr...
ART CHASE
Once the subject matter of rock n' roll changed from cars and pop love songs to songs about real...
DAVID CHASE
It's kind of hard. Your coaches want you to eat healthy, but with only 15 dollars a day, it's hard t...
AMANDA CHASE
The food situation was very hard.
AMANDA CHASE
You see Michelangelo and Picasso and you read literature. I had some innate inchoate yearning for th...
DAVID CHASE
One reason Zipcar succeeded was its branding: cool, hip, smart, urban, fun, innovative. Who wouldn&#...
ROBIN CHASE
I did comedy and parody television in the '70s. I was a liberal Democrat, and it was a very head...
CHEVY CHASE
Neither an assembly line nor a stock market nor an oil well did it, simply what came from one small ...
ILKA CHASE
It is usually when men are at their most religious that they behave with the least sense and the gre...
ILKA CHASE
Wart hogs should sue for libel. It is a terrible name and they are fine fellows [and] devoted family...
ILKA CHASE
You can always spot a well informed man - his views are the same as yours
ILKA CHASE
On the whole, I haven't found men unduly loath to say, "I love you." The real trick is to get them t...
ILKA CHASE
The only people who never fail are those who never try
ILKA CHASE
Democracy is not an easy form of government, because it is never final; it is a living, changing org...
ILKA CHASE
Wart hogs should sue for libel. It is a terrible name and they are fine fellows and devoted family m...
ILKA CHASE
She's parlayed that into a fan community that far exceeds what her actual work on the show would eng...
CHASE MASTERSON
He was just about to move when he felt her kiss his shoulder and his chest. She was curled up agains...
SAMANTHA CHASE
Slowly he walked into the room. Stalked, actually. That was the primitive side of him, how he felt. ...
SAMANTHA CHASE
Sweetheart, wherever you are, that’s where I’ll be. Forever.
SAMANTHA CHASE
I can’t think of a better way to start my day.”
“Get used to it,” he murmured, right b...
SAMANTHA CHASE
Abby,” he signed.
“Hmm?”
“I have a confession to make.”
“Okay,” she ...
SAMANTHA CHASE
Most men suck at communicating, Abby. Like, they seriously suck at it. I've been married for over th...
SAMANTHA CHASE
Her body was so slim, so… everything. His hands began to twitch with the need to touch her. Wearin...
SAMANTHA CHASE
When the broken hearted people living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.
CHRISTOPHER CHASE
Love is the root of all happiness and all sorrow and theres not much in between.
CHASE KITCHENS
Trek has always been noted for having hot women on the show, so the guys tune in for the action and ...
CHASE MASTERSON
If you can't be good, be honest.
PATRICK CHASE
It's definitely unusual. We heard about that from a lot of people. They congratulated us. Usually, y...
CHASE BLACKBURN
To understand is to forgive.
ALEXANDER CHASE
Certainly, on many occasions, as far as their mistresses, broken marriages and financial affairs are...
CHEVY CHASE
It's pretty self-explanatory. If we play well, we know what our picture is. If we don't play well, w...
CHASE UTLEY
I was on the top step. I had a good feeling.
CHASE UTLEY
We knew Houston had lost today. We wanted to get it, and somehow we did.
CHASE UTLEY
He's the guy that starts everything. He's a big part of our team.
CHASE UTLEY
We have the biggest game of the year [Sunday], and we have to win.
CHASE UTLEY
Any loss like that is devastating. Especially with five games to go.
CHASE UTLEY
We put it to them late in the game, ... It was huge.
CHASE UTLEY
We put it all together, ... We still have three more to go. There's definitely still a shot. Obvious...
CHASE UTLEY