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If the county does a quarter-cent tax increase and transportation leaders do a quarter-cent, the voters are confused. But if the county, city and transportation leaders put their shoulders to the wheel for a half-cent tax, the measure wins.


Carl Guardino

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CARL PALADINO We're going to restructure the state government into a government that's responsive to the n...
CARL PALADINO People are really upside down. They want a government they can trust. They want one that's not g...
CARL PALADINO We are angry about paying the highest income taxes and property taxes in the nation and getting less...
CARL PALADINO I just think my children and your children would be much better off and much more successful getting...
CARL PALADINO I see a New York that is once again the empire state.
CARL PALADINO The death of my kid made me a stronger person. There's no end to what I'm willing to do.
CARL PALADINO