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Oh, seek, my love, your newer way;
I'll not be left in sorrow.
So long as I have yesterday,
Go take your damned tomorrow!


Dorothy Parker

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Oh seek, my love, your newer way;
I'll not be left in sorrow.
So long as I have yesterday DOROTHY PARKER You live your life today,
Not tomorrow,
and certainly not yesterday.
JOHN GRISHAM (Streets of Sorrow)
Oh, farewell you streets of sorrow
Oh, farewell you streets of pain THE POGUES I roam the streets, silent and still,
I look for You, in each and everything.
I have come ...
SYED MURTAZA HAROON You can shed tears that she is gone,
or you can smile because she has lived.
You can close ...
DAVID HARKINS The sun shines through the window
And the sun shines through your hair
It seems like you'r...
MAGGIE STIEFVATER Oh, may your silhouette not be broken in the sand,
oh may your eyelids not fly in the absence:<...
PABLO NERUDA Alas my love you do me wrong,
To cast me of discurteously;
And I have loved you so long,
...
ANONYMOUS Nay, do not grieve tho' life be full of sadness,
Dawn will not veil her spleandor for your grief,...
SAROJINI NAIDU LET’S GO BACK HOME

I can't think about you,
Without smiling.
What I wouldn’...
GIORGE LEEDY If I can’t be your love,
then let me be a simple brooch
so I may rest a while against ...
KAMAND KOJOURI I see your pain
as clearly as I feel my own.
I will share your burden
so you feel it...
KAMAND KOJOURI I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where.
I love you straightforwardly, without c...
PABLO NERUDA Sonnet XVII

I do not love you as if you were salt-rose, or topaz,
or the arrow of ca...
PABLO NERUDA I will never hurt you.
I will always help you.
If you are hungry
Ill give you my food...
ORSON SCOTT CARD Do not shed tears when I have gone but smile instead because I have lived.
Do not shut your eye...
DAVID HARKINS I have become intoxicated again.
You are such a potent wine, my friend.
To escape your wit...
KAMAND KOJOURI I will take your heart.
I will take your soul out of your body
As though I were God.
...
LANGSTON HUGHES I left smiles on your wordless lips
The night roads- dismal and narrow,
dream’s path rem...
MUNIA KHAN Jerusalem! My Love,My Town

I wept until my tears were dry
I prayed until the candles...
نزار قباني Your children are not your children.
They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself...
KAHLIL GIBRAN Does God know
the number of kisses
before we fall in love?
Yesterday, I was nobody KAMAND KOJOURI Remember The Dream

You have a choice
Your heart will know
You gotta look back s...
JAMES INGRAM Drink today, and drown all sorrow;
You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow;
Best, while you ...
BEN JONSON Amor"

So many days, oh so many days
seeing you so tangible and so close,
how do...
PABLO NERUDA Tell me what it is that you are hiding behind your eyes.
Tell me of the pain, so I can make it ...
JOSé N. HARRIS Had I known but yesterday what I know today,
I’d have taken out your two gray eyes
And p...
TAM LIN NEVILLE As you set out on your journey to Ithaca,
pray that your journey be a long one,
filled wit...
BARRY B. POWELL There's a way,
a way way too long but reachable,
not for everyone a way but possible... ...
ROSSANA CONDOLEO The season was waning fast
Our nights were growing cold at last
I took her to bed with sil...
ROMAN PAYNE Your children are not your children.
They are sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. ...
KAHLIL GIBRAN You have some queer friends, Dorothy,' she said.

The queerness doesn't matter, so long as...
L. FRANK BAUM Its hard to stay up. Its been a long long day
And you've got the sandman at your door.
Bu...
CRAIG FERGUSON The houses have been condemned on Memory Lane
I’m tired of this struggle that leaves everythi...
DAVID LEVITHAN I walked a mile with Pleasure;
She chatted all the way;
But left me none the wiser
Fo...
ROBERT BROWNING HAMILTON If I'm a bad person, you don't like me
Well I guess I'll make my own way
It's a circle
HAYLEY WILLIAMS Why shall I speak of the damage of love?
When it rejuvenates me just as much

In love...
ZUBAIR AHSAN Why shall I speak of the damage of love?
When it rejuvenates me just as much

In love...
ZUBAIR AHSAN O Lord, make me an instrument of Thy Peace!
Where there is hatred, let me sow love.
Where the...
SAINT FRANCIS OF ASSISI Looking for Your Face

From the beginning of my life
I have been looking for your fac...
JALALUDDIN MEVLANA RUMI Be to her, Persephone,
All the things I might not be;
Take her head upon your knee.
S...
EDNA ST. VINCENT MILLAY On Love"

For even as love crowns you, so shall he crucify you.

Even as he is...
KAHIIL GIBRAN As so many commitments
demand your time
Or your shut-eye important be,
Your attracti...
CHARLOTTE M. LIEBEL I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where,
I love you directly without problems o...
PABLO NERUDA The tears I feel today
I'll wait to shed tomorrow.
Though I'll not sleep this night
N...
ANNE MCCAFFREY Love.

Because of you, in gardens of blossoming
Flowers I ache from the perfumes of s...
PABLO NERUDA Just let me wait a little while longer,
Under your window in the quite snow.
Let me stand ...
POLLY SHULMAN Sapphic Chords

On what marble stones would you scratch your love today?
Spray it on ...
NANCY BOUTILIER Gather my leaves,
Twist them into crowns
Let me be the king of your forest
Climb on m...
MICHELLE HODKIN I am a creature of the Fey
Prepare to give your soul away
My spell is passion and it is ...
HEATHER ALEXANDER That I can learn to trust You,
And every way to love You;
Strip away all that remains,
F...
JOEL ENGLE You know I'll be
Your Life
Your Voice
Your Reason To Be
My Love
My Heart...
ONE DIRECTION I don’t love you as if you were a rose of salt, topaz,
or arrow of carnations that propagate...
PABLO NERUDA Hush a-bye my little bird
Hush a-bye my child

I have lost a love so great
Oh...
KELLY CREAGH XVI
I love the handful of the earth you are.
Because of its meadows, vast as a planet,
PABLO NERUDA They can take tomorrow and the plans we made
They can take the music that we'll never play LEONA LEWIS Love the quick profit, the annual raise,
vacation with pay. Want more
of everything ready-...
WENDELL BERRY Give me love like her
'Cause lately I've been waking up alone
Paint splattered teardrops o...
ED SHEERAN Cleaning and scrubbing can wait till tomorrow
For babies grow up, we've learned to our sorrow
...
ANON. Envy said, “Girl, I remember well,
ye, who I flung from Hell,
and not a day has passed, ...
A. LEE BROCK ROMEO: I love you.

RIMMEL: Romeo...

ROMEO: I love your glasses, your clumsine...
CAMBRIA HEBERT No Child of Yours

I saw a child hide in the corner
So I went and asked her name
TERESA COOPER Don't go trying some new fashion
Don't change the color of your hair. . . .
I could not love...
BILLY JOEL I know I am but summer to your heart,
And not the full four seasons of the year;
And you m...
EDNA ST. VINCENT MILLAY You know I love you, right?” The urge to kiss her goodbye was so strong that I almost broke our ru...
RICHELLE MEAD Of everything I have seen,
it's you I want to go on seeing:
of everything I've touched, ...
PABLO NERUDA May your love for me be
like
the scent of the evening sea

drifting in
thr...
SANOBER KHAN Then love knew it was called love.
And when I lifted my eyes to your name,
suddenly your...
PABLO NERUDA My Country
I don't have any caps left made back home
Nor any shoes that trod your roads FATIMA BHUTTO You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself
an...
DR. SEUSS If You Forget Me

I want you to know
one thing.

You know how this is:
PABLO NERUDA And when you crush an apple with your teeth, say to it in your heart:

Your seeds shall li...
KAHLIL GIBRAN Take bread away from me, if you wish,
take air away, but
do not take from me your laughter...
PABLO NERUDA I never knew You lived so close to the floor,
but every time I am bowed down,
crushed by t...
SHEILA WALSH Lost in Hell,-Persephone,
Take her head upon your knee;
Say to her, "My dear, my dear,
EDNA ST. VINCENT MILLAY Wherever you go in the next
catastrophé
Be it sickroom, or prison,
or cemet’ry ROMAN PAYNE When the thunder rumbles,
Now the age of gold is dead.
When the dreams we've clung to
Tryin...
LEONARD BERNSTEIN Soft you day, be velvet soft,
My true love approaches,
Look you bright, you dusty sun, <...
MAYA ANGELOU I love you in my very own way.
Like a stone loves the mosses around it
Like a sea loves th...
ARZUM UZUN I wanna be inside your heaven
Take me to the place you cry from
Where the storm blows your...
CARRIE UNDERWOOD I will remember the kisses
our lips raw with love
and how you gave me
everything y...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI a bruise, blue
in the muscle, you
impinge upon me.
As bone hugs the ache home, so
LI-YOUNG LEE It offends me when you doubt my love.
These jealousies are unwarranted.
If only you lived ...
KAMAND KOJOURI Love, love, love, says Percy.
And hurry as fast as you can
along the shining beach, or the...
MARY OLIVER Simon: I love you Isabelle Lightwood! I love you and I will not go away until you tell me you love m...
CASSANDRA CLARE Delight in your weaknesses because they make you stronger
Delight in your imperfections because...
EVY MICHAELS The Master's Sacred Knowledge.

Love is the treasure you should seek!

The grea...
ALLAN RUFUS TEDDY DAY POEM:
A bear hug for you,
and I would make you forget your sorrows!
I’ll ...
VIKRMN Now I'm dreaming, will I ever find you now?
I walk in circles but I'll never figure out
Wh...
ELLIE GOULDING Don't be sorry;
Don't you cry.
It's enough
That you tried.
I love you,
And ...
MARGO T. ROSE I am your moon and your moonlight too
I am your flower garden and your water too
I have co...
JALALUDDIN MEVLANA RUMI Titus, have you ever had your heart broken?”

“Oh, son. How could you ask a man who us...
ZACK LOVE Fairy Song
Shed no tear! oh, shed no tear!
The flower will bloom another year.
Weep n...
JOHN KEATS One day, Billy sat home
after work and prayed,
'Why oh why did you create me
this way...
ELISE ICTEN Bearings

You are my dear compass,
who knows no way but true,
so when I'm lost a...
LOUISE HAWES Is it odd, my love,
that I envy others
who have not met you
for the intoxication t...
KAMAND KOJOURI From childhood’s hour I have not been
As others were—I have not seen
As others saw—I...
EDGAR ALLAN POE Ithaka

As you set out for Ithaka
hope the voyage is a long one,
full of ...
CONSTANTINOS P. CAVAFIS I listened long to your story,
Listened but could not hear.
When you chose to walk that pa...
ANNE ELISABETH STENGL For as long as it takes for the sorrow and pain to transfer into acceptance. I’ll stay here. With ...
RACHEL VAN DYKEN

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But what I think, Ho...
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Shivering and sighing.
And he vows his passion is,
...
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I'll not be left in sorrow.
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I'd probably amount to much.
But I shall stay the way I...
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There's little in water or wine
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To do my best to please.
And change, with every passing lad<...
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DOROTHY PARKER They sicken of the calm, who knew the storm.
DOROTHY PARKER Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you.
DOROTHY PARKER He'd have given me rolling lands,
Houses of marble, and billowing farms,
Pearls, to trickle ...
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Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is
Infi...
DOROTHY PARKER Out in Hollywood, where the streets are paved with Goldwyn, the word
DOROTHY PARKER They laid their hands upon my head,
They stroked my cheek and brow;
And time could heal a hu...
DOROTHY PARKER Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
DOROTHY PARKER Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow, melts in your hand, and there you are.
DOROTHY PARKER I can't talk about Hollywood. It was a horror to me when I was there and it's a horror to look back ...
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DOROTHY PARKER I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true.
DOROTHY PARKER Where's the man could ease a heart, like a satin gown?
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Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.
Four be the th...
DOROTHY PARKER I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
After four...
DOROTHY PARKER Enjoyed it! One more drink and I'd have been under the host.
DOROTHY PARKER Drink, and dance and laugh and lie, love the reeling midnight through, for tomorrow we shall die! (B...
DOROTHY PARKER It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.
DOROTHY PARKER He Robert Benchley and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery.
DOROTHY PARKER And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned; The calmer, I, to see it tru...
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DOROTHY PARKER Sorrow is tranquility remembered in emotion.
DOROTHY PARKER He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery.
DOROTHY PARKER Her mind lives tidily, apart From cold and noise and pain, And bolts the door against her heart, Out...
DOROTHY PARKER His voice was intimate as the rustle of sheets.
DOROTHY PARKER Sorrow is tranquillity remembered in emotion.
DOROTHY PARKER I know that there are things that never have been funny, and never will be. And I know that ridicul...
DOROTHY PARKER Men don't like nobility in woman. Not any men. I suppose it is because the men like to have the cop...
DOROTHY PARKER Well, there are always those who cannot distinguish between glitter and glamour . . . the glamour of...
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DOROTHY PARKER This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
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DOROTHY PARKER Scratch a lover, and find a foe.
DOROTHY PARKER It's not the tragedies that kill us, it's the messes.
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DOROTHY PARKER Misfortune tests friends, and detects enemies
DOROTHY PARKER Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded
wheelchair.
DOROTHY PARKER Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.
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DOROTHY PARKER I never see that prettiest thing-
A cherry bough gone white with Spring-
But what I think,...
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Razors pain you,
Rivers are damp,
Acids stain you,
And drugs cau...
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DOROTHY PARKER The only "ism" Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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DOROTHY PARKER The affair between Margot Asquith and Margot Asquith will live as one of the prettiest love stories ...
DOROTHY PARKER My land is bare of chattering folk;
the clouds are low along the ridges,
and sweet's the air...
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A medley of extemporanea;
And love is thing that can n...
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A kiss, a frock, a rhyme -
I never said they feed my heart, DOROTHY PARKER Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses.
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I bask in dreams of suicide,
If cool my heart and high ...
DOROTHY PARKER If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
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DOROTHY PARKER I might repeat to myself slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound -...
DOROTHY PARKER I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.
DOROTHY PARKER A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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DOROTHY PARKER Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a thing that can...
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DOROTHY PARKER I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
afte...
DOROTHY PARKER The two most beautiful words in the English language are: Check Enclosed.
DOROTHY PARKER If, with the literate, I am/ Impelled to try an epigram,/ I never seek to take the credit;/ We all a...
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A: You can't hear an enzyme.
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DOROTHY PARKER I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
DOROTHY PARKER This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it."
DOROTHY PARKER Tell him I was too fucking busy-- or vice versa.
DOROTHY PARKER Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
DOROTHY PARKER tomorrow's gone-we'll have tonight!
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DOROTHY PARKER I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
DOROTHY PARKER The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
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DOROTHY PARKER I am never going to be famous...I do not do anything. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails,...
DOROTHY PARKER Excuse my dust
DOROTHY PARKER Check enclosed.
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DOROTHY PARKER And if my heart be scarred and burned,
The safer, I, for all I learned.
DOROTHY PARKER I can't talk about Hollywood. It was a horror to me when I was there and it's a horror to look back ...
DOROTHY PARKER Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
DOROTHY PARKER Prince or commoner, tenor or bass,
Painter or plumber or never-do-well,
Do me a favor and ...
DOROTHY PARKER They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
DOROTHY PARKER I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it's so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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DOROTHY PARKER And there was that poor sucker Flaubert rolling around on his floor for three days looking for the r...
DOROTHY PARKER [We look like] a road company of the Last Supper.
DOROTHY PARKER If all the girls who attended the Harvard-Yale game were laid end to end, I wouldn't be surprised
DOROTHY PARKER I misremember who first was cruel enough to nurture the cocktail party into life. But perhaps it wou...
DOROTHY PARKER She (Katherine Hepburn) runs the gamut of emotions from A to B
DOROTHY PARKER Every love's the love before in a duller dress
DOROTHY PARKER This living, this living, this living/ Was never a project of mine.
DOROTHY PARKER The doctors were very brave about it.
DOROTHY PARKER I want people to learn something they didn't know, ... We hope people have fun and learn about our c...
DOROTHY PARKER This is on me.
DOROTHY PARKER That woman speaks 18 languages and can't say "No" in any of them
DOROTHY PARKER Constant use will not wear ragged the fabric of friendship.
DOROTHY PARKER Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts a...
DOROTHY PARKER Some men break your heart in two,/ Some men fawn and flatter,/ Some men never look at you;/ And that...
DOROTHY PARKER I can't write five words but that I change seven.
DOROTHY PARKER I'd like to have money. And I'd like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope th...
DOROTHY PARKER Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart.
DOROTHY PARKER Authors and actors and artists and such - Never know nothing, and never know much
DOROTHY PARKER You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think.
DOROTHY PARKER It's a small apartment, I've barely enough room to lay my hat and a few friends.
DOROTHY PARKER Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow.
DOROTHY PARKER Excuse me, everybody, I have to go to the bathroom. I really have to telephone, but I'm too embarras...
DOROTHY PARKER Somebody was using the pencil.
DOROTHY PARKER That would be a good thing for them to carve on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it ...
DOROTHY PARKER A list of authors who have made themselves most beloved and therefore, most comfortable financially,...
DOROTHY PARKER I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be a darling at it.
DOROTHY PARKER Byron and Shelley and Keats/ Were a trio of lyrical treats.
DOROTHY PARKER That woman speaks eight languages and can't say no in any of them.
DOROTHY PARKER "Cheque enclosed" are the two most beautiful words in the English language
DOROTHY PARKER She looks as new as a peeled egg
DOROTHY PARKER She looks like something that would eat its young
DOROTHY PARKER I was fired from there, finally, for a lot of things, among them my insistence that the Immaculate C...
DOROTHY PARKER By the time you swear you are his, shivering and sighing, And he vows his passion is infinite and un...
DOROTHY PARKER Too fucking busy, and vice versa. [Reply to her editor who was bugging her for her belated work whil...
DOROTHY PARKER They sicken of the calm, who know the storm
DOROTHY PARKER People are more fun than any body
DOROTHY PARKER I know that there are things that never have been funny, and never will be. And I know that ridicule...
DOROTHY PARKER I suppose that now if I ever wrote a play about myself I'd be sued for plagiarism
DOROTHY PARKER There's a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simp...
DOROTHY PARKER Four be the things I am wiser to know: Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.
DOROTHY PARKER Lips that taste of tears, they say/ Are the best for kissing.
DOROTHY PARKER I wish I could drink like a lady / I can take one or two at the most / Three and I'm under the table...
DOROTHY PARKER My land is bare of chattering folk; / the clouds are low along the ridges, / and sweet's the air wit...
DOROTHY PARKER The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core. Scratch a lover and find a foe!
DOROTHY PARKER This is on me. [suggested for her tombstone]
DOROTHY PARKER Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to exci...
DOROTHY PARKER Money is only congealed snow.
DOROTHY PARKER Why, that dog is practically a Phi Beta Kappa. She can sit up and beg, and she can give her paw -- I...
DOROTHY PARKER