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ELDO ALLEN You often love someone not for what they are, but for what you are when you are with them.
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MARK SILER I believe we are in danger of being swamped by Asians.
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LEBRON JAMES I have been swamped with tremendous response, ... I am expecting a huge crowd.
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He makes a solitude and calls it--peace!
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RICHARD BACH The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy. What the caterpilla...
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JEFF ALTCHECH In fact, if our kids are successful in every normal way, they can still miss God's main mark.
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JOSHUA SLEN They are probably the most exciting and are fun to do.
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FIDEL CASTRO I have a feeling they are probably mostly ladies,
CLAY AIKEN Trademark yourself with the mark of excellence.
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MARK TWAIN There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one: keep from telling their happiness to...
MARK TWAIN All things being equal, people will do business with a friend; all things being unequal, people will...
MARK MCCORMACK I repeat, sir, that in whatever position you place a woman she is an ornament to society and a treas...
MARK TWAIN We’ll have to get you a sword,” I said. “When funds allow.”
Snorri shook his head. “A...
MARK LAWRENCE